"The comments section was actually telling the truth, I personally saw that silver Benz G-Class this afternoon!"
"I saw it too, I saw it too, that car is really cool!"
"Saw it +1"
"I'm dead, we're all university students, yet they get around in a 3-million Benz G-Class and I can only pedal on a 300-buck bike"
"Don't lose heart, bro, at least you have one advantage"
"What advantage?"
"When there's a traffic jam, he can only queue up honestly, while you can weave through at will"
"....."
"Guys, does anyone know him?"
"He's from the International Business class of 2020, Business School, section 2. I saw the photo; damn, he's both tall and handsome!"
"Damn, you guys dug up his photo so quickly?"
"Never mind the photo, height, weight, how many girlfriends he's had, WeChat ID, we've got it all."
"Sis, PM me..."
"What 'sis', I'm a dude!"
"What's a guy like you doing snooping around for his info?"
"Mind your own business!"
"Sorry, bro, can you PM me?"
"PM me..."
"PM me..."