By the standards of an average high school student, it generally took around forty minutes to complete an 800-word essay.
For an internet novelist with no concern for reader's feelings, purely inflating the word count, discussing life and pothos plants, mixing in some personal thoughts, and having online viewers send a round of live comments, writing 2000 words in an hour was hardly a challenge.
As a professional game streamer, Li Mumu knew quite well how to pad the word count... no, that is, how to efficiently edit rant-filled strategy videos.
The opening had to be explosive, exhilarating, thrilling, like charging directly at the heart of the matter.
Otherwise, dragging out eighteen thousand words without introducing the female protagonist easily led to irate readers attempting to drown you in a toilet.
"Today, my mom hit me..."