"Huang Kaiwen has to undergo a drug test again today, huh?"
"I feel Kaka should also be picked for testing, damn it, his dribbling speed is too fast!"
"Those two guys from Milan, when they charge, make no sense at all, they even baffled Bayern."
"I think adding another right winger, going all out on three fronts, nobody in Europe could defend against that."
"Believe it or not, Pirlo will beat you to death?"
"Ha ha ha, Pirlo both passes and defends, it's not easy. So, I pass the ball for you guys, and I still have to clean up behind?"
"Unless Milan switches to a single striker with an added midfielder, there's no way they're adding another right winger. Several attack players don't defend; one more winger would kill Pirlo, dumb the kid to exhaustion, huh?"
"I always use dual wingers when I play Pro Evolution Soccer, it's so thrilling."
"Don't equate games to reality; in PES, technical players lose the ball with every touch, it's not fun at all."
