"Kevin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Kevin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"He beat six men!"
"Kevin put on an epic display at San Siro!"
"Even Maradona only beat Bilzerian, Reed, Fenwick, Butcher, and Hilton—five men."
"Kevin alone destroyed Juventus's top-notch midfield and defense, no one, no one could stop him advancing, a healthy and serious Kevin is unstoppable by anyone!"
"A hat-trick plus a hat-trick of assists, an unparalleled performance!"
"Mihajlović had a free-kick hat-trick in the 1998-1999 season, Ronaldo pulled off a penalty hat-trick in last year's friendly match, and in the 1995-1996 Belgian league, Vanden Borre had an own-goal hat-trick..."
"But in one single match, a player scoring 3 goals and contributing to another 3 is absolutely unprecedented!"
"At least I can't remember it!"
"Kevin has created history, and it will be very hard for anyone to break it."
