"According to reliable sources we've obtained, Kevin's physique has no issues at all. Yes, Milan's two divine doctors both said that each time he recovers from an injury, his physical condition surpasses the entire team's, which is very good. His frequent injuries are unscientific. After our investigation, we finally uncovered the truth—everything was orchestrated by Inter Milan behind the scenes.
In Africa, hiring witchcraft practitioners is a common practice, and it is also widely used in the realm of soccer. Since Côte d'Ivoire won the Africa Cup in 1992 without paying the wizards their salaries, they have never achieved any notable success.
There are also some examples in European football.
Before the 1986-1987 UEFA Champions League final, Porto had hired witch doctor Derane Vieira, who, before the penalty shootout against Bayern, had brought two toads from a special spot and placed them on the field, eventually leading the underdog Porto to a 2:1 victory.
