Zhou Lili spent the afternoon brushing up on the trending searches of a dating reality show, but Xu Qingyan's statement never came.
She chatted in the group chat with such intensity that her eyelids started fighting, and she accidentally fell asleep.
She'd planned to stay up late playing games to celebrate, having made plans to team up with her "verbally indecent but leading a bland life" roommates for a five-person ranked game session.
When she woke up, she realized it was already one o'clock in the morning.
She had stood them up, missed a bunch of calls, and upon checking the dorm chat group, she found herself, the guilty Zhou Lili, strung up and castigated, utterly disgraced.
"Sorry, sorry, I was too sleepy and overslept."
"Hurry up, log in!"
Those crazy girls were still battling in the canyon, clearly having blood in their eyes.
"Give me a few minutes, gotta pee."
"How inexcusable, delaying the military situation, you shall be beheaded!"
