"Manchester City Wins Community Shield, Becomes 'Triple Crown' Champions!"
"Manchester City Beats Manchester United to Become the Most Cost-effective Triple Crown Winners: FA Cup, Carabao Cup, Community Shield!"
"No Way Back! Ronaldo's Hat-trick + Precise Last-Minute Goal + Penultimate Assist + Penalty Scorer Couldn't Save the Day!"
"King of Manchester! Deng Kai's Hat-trick Leads Team to Third Championship with Manchester City!"
"Ascended to Legend! Peter Cech Saves Three Consecutive Penalties from Manchester United, with Van Nistelrooy, Giggs, and Keane All Defeated by Him!"
"Miraculous Goalkeeper, Peter's Legacy! Cech is Schmeichel's Proudest Disciple! With One Game, He Made Manchester City Fans Forget Lehmann!"
"Lone Hero from Segunda Division, Villa Misses Golden Opportunity, Skyrockets Penalty, Fails to Become the Team's Hero, Just Average!"
