"Pretending to be a radio station, hello to our listeners, let me wrap some dumplings for you, oops… wrong station… I'll introduce you to the starting lineup of Sporting Lisbon for today's match!" Huang Jianxiang misspoke, unwittingly using a joke that southerners would never understand.
Southerners might eat rice dumplings during the New Year, but certainly not dumplings.
"Maxa is really bold with his use of troops today; this is an unusual 4-4-2 formation."
"Up front we have Drogba lining up alongside Ibrahimovic, a classic twin tower tactic, with Drogba at 1.89 meters and Ibrahimovic even taller at 1.95 meters! Over the past season, both players have been imperative for Sporting Lisbon."
"The talent of Ibrahimovic is clear for all to see. He has the best footwork and ball sense for a player of his size! His imagination is also something countless mediocre players couldn't match even if they racked their brains."
