"Giving away signed footballs with various combinations including Figo, Matthaus, Schmeichel, Guardiola, Deschamps, me and Kaka, me and Ronaldo, me and Ronaldinho, Kaka and Ronaldo, me and Kaka Ronaldo Ronaldinho, me and Maxa and Trigella!"
"Come follow me now!"
FIFA was speechless about this blatant advertisement.
They decided not to invite Deng Kai next year.
After all, a sextuple winner doesn't come around every year.
Deng Kai definitely wouldn't have a chance to be shortlisted for the FIFA World Player next year.
The Golden Ball Awards commented, "What a coincidence, we were planning the same thing!"
...
"Figo achieves his dream! Becomes the first player of the new century to have won both the Golden Ball and FIFA World Player!"
"Beckham faces defeat! This year marks another peak after 1999!"
"Kahn settles for fifth place, controversy over FIFA World Player Awards fairness!"
