[I like my surname—T-rump.]
I named many things after my surname.
At the T-rump Hotel that bears my name, you can slip on T-rump slippers, apply T-rump shampoo, dab a bit of T-rump conditioner, don a T-rump shower cap, take out T-rump brandy from the fridge, sit on a T-rump sofa, turn on the T-rump TV, and watch a game of the Portland Trail Blazers on ESPN.
Sorry, but I couldn't change the Trail Blazers to the Portland T-rumps, though the idea is nice with both starting with the letter T.
Moreover, when I acquired this team in 1988, in an effort to curry favor with Portland's superstar, I swallowed my pride and let him give me a Chinese name.
He gave me one and then extended his hand as a sign of acceptance.
I liked this name as it heralded my future destiny, and I am very grateful for it.
I believe it was a gift from God, just delivered to me through His messenger.
In 1988, Ah Gan was God when Portland won the three-peat.
