On the 26th of the last month of the lunar calendar...
Just before 8 a.m., Gu Heng was rudely awakened by a phone call...
"Hengzi!"
Answering the call, Gu Heng heard the anxious voice of Li Feng on the other end...
"What's wrong?"
"Did you fucking forget something?!"
Forget something?
Gu Heng groggily checked his phone, then realized it wasn't even 8 yet and confusedly said, "Aren't we supposed to fetch the bride at nine? It's not even eight now, what's the rush?"
No sooner had he spoken than Li Feng's roar came through.
"I said to fetch the bride at nine! That means you should be at my wife's house by nine! Not that you should fucking get up at nine!!!"
"I've got the whole wedding motorcade here except for your car leading the way! If I don't see that Bentley of yours outside my house within 20 minutes, you'd better be ready for me to come smash your windows!!"
