"I love to collect cute things, so that is one of the most polished systems in there, we Gods and Goddesses like to create systems to give to a bunch of people that meets our requirement, some other lesser Gods were also interested in you, like the Ugly Pig God that made the infamous Super Ugly Bastard System which is at it's thirty-first revision now, apparently it makes the user 20% uglier" the hell did I just heard. I mean I am really into hentai, specially incest and it may probably be the reason why I did not had a real life girlfriend and died a virgin, but the Ugly Bastard tag is one of my most hated ones as it is in the ranks of Scat, Guro and cheating. No matter who gets cheated on, I hate this type the most
"Well I am a Major Goddess, so I can assing systems at random instead of how the Lesser Gods who can only give their main system, some medium gods like to make a bunch of joke system after they polish their system programing skills, since they need to make about a 20 systems to increase their God Rank. I personally have 69 systems both lewd, cool and most importantly cute, now enough talking and spin the wheels, just think of moving them and they will spin."
Better get this over with, now spin wheel of worlds. After I finished thinking it the wheel started spining really fast and after what felt like an eternity it finally stopped at a world called Yggdrasil, the world of the gigantic tree of life, acourding to the info that was dumped on me it is an advanced world of magic that is apparently 80 times bigger than Earth. A world were achieving godhood is not that difficult for someone with a godly system like reincarnators.
"Lucky you, landing on the one of the most powerful world with a number of gods coming from. Now spin the others my boy, you will get a higer chance to get one of my 69 systems, go go goooo." for some reason the Goddess, sounds like a cheerleader. I wish I could see her but I have no eyes whatever, Wheel of Systems, please do your thing and give me a good system.
The wheel started to spin gaining some ridiculous momentum and after another eternity it finally stopped. What the hell is this "That is my fourth system ever made, it is extremely polished and it is in the seventy-seventh revision, the one and only Primordial Trap System. I am not gonna lie, but this system started as my first troll level, then it developed to the point that it has the one of the highest potential of my whole arsenal."
The primordial thing is good but why do I have to be a trap. Now I will have a small penis like those sissies from mangas which are almost always bottoms "After the fiftieth revision the penis mutations were included too so don't worry about such a detail, just enjoy your stay and become my ultimate trap." she said and I felt a bit better. Not like I was a tall buff dude on my old life but I was not a trap also. I was a little handsome than normal boys but it was all due to my face as my body was slim due to having hing metabolism but I had a nice dick of the size of seven inch
"You know I can read you thoughs right. Whatever, spin your final wheel, of all the things he can think he *sigh*" hmm for some reason I don't feel any shame speaking about stuff like my penis size whatever guess I will be in your care Wheel of Armor.
It started spining extra fast and when it stopped, it stoped on a bikini, seriously what the hell can I re-roll please, I am not a crossdresser "The Orichalcum Chain Bikini is actually on the top of defensive clothing treasure, it also increase all your stats depending on the amount of skin you actually reveal, up to 100% while also boosting your regenaration of both Health and Stamina by up to 300%, it also has self cleaning, self repairing and self adjusting, it will also hide your junk inside a special dimmension. It also has an internal magical silk insert for maximum comfort while you wear them, that also reduces damage taken depending on the amount of skin you reveal for up to 50% bassically only needing this set of underwear to have the best early game stats." the Goddess just revealed how broken those damn panty and bra combo is, wait if this underware I can just wear other stuff over it, I won't get the most out of the pair but, fine and why do you know so much about it?
"Well I know a God that knows a Goddess that talked with the Sister of the husband of the Goddess of Lust and Craft Nelliel, she is a Seamtress Goddess that makes erotic wear with broken skills, you really are a lucky guy, getting one of the strongest world, with one of my strongest system and the best bikini in existense. Lewd systems are the easiest to progress through, since you can get expirience by having sex as well as killing stuff. You will also get my blessing which basically makes you untaintable and your soul will be protected aswell as an extra boost in your base Charisma and Magic stats." she told me and now that I think about it, it's really broken although I don't like it much
"Now spin the last wheel" said the goddess with excitement. I wonder what makes her excited because it's me who is getting all of these things, forget about it. As I start to focus on moving the last wheel, it start moving and I hope that I get something good this time. Not like the other things are bad considering the broken abilities but I don't muck liked them other than the world
Soon, the Wheel of Weapons also came to a stop and this time, I may have gotten something good judging by the look and it's name