I'm a normal high schooler who was reincarnated in the world of Immortal and cultivator. My name is Ren Shirogane.

In my previous life, sadly I was an orphan. When I grew up I got a decent job and lived quite a satisfactory life with a sufficient amount of earning. But one night when I was heavily drunk. That night the sky is pouring and the lighting is cracking. I had forgotten to bring my umbrella, to save myself. I stand under the tree. When lightning struck the tree , I was also under the tree. After that when I opened my eyes, I found myself lying in grassland. I was present in the world of an immortal cultivator who cultivated immortality.

As everyone of you heard , the reincarnator got the system. I got a system also. That system is so crude. He showed various dreams like having a harem of beautiful and erotic fairies, endless wealth and power and supreme immortality etc. But instead of teaching me immortal cultivation , he taught various occupations for thirty years like - chemist, biologist, zoologist, botanist, physicist, mathematician, musicians, painter, sculptor, linguist, historians, politicians, economist, geographer, smithing, cooking and architect etc. I have learned various skills even , I have forgotten if I am going to make a list that is going to take the whole day. I do every task diligently because I have faith in the system that one day he teaches me cultivation. I have faith, I will live this life outstandingly. But one day , when I woke up.

System, "Good morning, you lazy bastard Ren, I am going."

Ren, "Talk to me politely. And what do you mean by "I am going ?"

System, "It means I have taught every skill I have , now you explore the world as you want. I have nothing to teach you anymore."

Ren , " What do you mean nothing to teach anymore? Who is going to teach me cultivation? You bastard system." I replied coldly.

System furiously," You treacherous boy, how dare you talk to me like that. I have always been with you. But now you are treating me like a rag."

Ren," You are a scammer , you didn't teach about cultivation. "

System,"Fuck you, I am going. I hope you go to hell."

After that the system left me , I came to know that for cultivation you need to have a spiritual root. But I don't have spiritual roots. Thus, I am giving up my dream of mine to become an immortal cultivator and all I left with my four pets which were given by that system bastard. My little puppy - Yuki , her fur is as white as snow. My cute cuckoo - Ai , she is special because her white and golden color made her exotic. My beautiful goldfish - Itsuki , she is always enthusiastic. My lightning speed horse - Hikari, I think she is the fastest horse I have ever seen. I left in the large mansion which I built in inspiration from the white house. My mansion is three times larger than the white house . I live on a secluded mountain peak where anybody rarely comes. I am not bragging about the house, I am telling you and also what do you expect from the person who has mastered all these skills, obviously my house should have to be extravagant. In that large mansion , I was left alone with my four pets. Sometimes I feel lonely but I get used to it.

Ren in a sad tone ," Yuki , I feel lonely. I wish I had a nice and beautiful girlfriend . "

Yuki , " Bwah !Bwah!"

Ren ,"Are you comforting me? Thank you so much." I hugged her. When I am with Yuki. I heard a rustling sound outside.

I went outside and I saw two young ladies, appropriately fairies. There is no doubt they are immortal cultivators. But they are heavily injured and their clothes torn. They both look alike to each other. Thus, I came to the conclusion that they will be twins. I pick both of them to get inside the house. I treated their wounds. I tailored new dresses for them of the best quality and best fabric. Afterwards, I went to the kitchen to make some food.

In the guest room,

One of the twins , " Sister, wakes up. I think we are saved."

Another twin," This will be the grace of the gods on us. But what the hell with this place. There are so many strange things that I have never seen in my life."

First twin,"This place feels like this is heaven."

When they were amazed after seeing all these things. I entered the room.

Ren ," Ladies , both of us wake up. Thank God both of you are alive. "

First twin,"Who are you ? What is this place?" She asked with surprise.

Ren, "Let me introduce myself. I am Ren Shirogane and I'm the owner of this property. This is my house. Don't worry I will not do anything to both of you."

First twin,"Sorry for the Ruckus. I am Mai Watanabe . I am the elder twin sister."

Second twin," My name is Mei Watanabe and I am a younger twin. Thank Sir. Ren for helping us."

Ren,"There is nothing to mention. I found both of you in a dire situation. I treated your wounds and prepared a new pair of clothes. Please wear this, I feel so blessed. I prepared a bath for both of you. Please soak in the bath. Then have dinner. "

Mei," I really appreciate your kindness. We will do as you said."

Ren," Please go ahead, I made the best clothes for both of you of the best fabric. Dinner is about to be ready."

Mai,"We will be ready in a few minutes."

After that I left the room, and

Mai: Sis, this is so intense pressure. I think I am about to die.

Mei: He is indeed showing generosity but I don't have the guts to defy him. He is so powerful.

Mai: Let's say what we said to us.

Mei: Big sis, let's get soaked in baths. I have a bad feeling. Please god save us that monster.

Mai: Don't worry, I'm always by your side.

When they both saw the bath.

Mai: Is this really the bath? This is even bigger than we in our Ancestral house. And herbs used in the baths are so rare and have healing properties.

Mei: Not just a bath sister. There are many things I have never seen. Is that master God? Just soaking inside the bath makes my injuries disappear.

Mai: It feels incredible. I don't want to leave but the great master has come to us for dinner. I think that the master will be able to help us. After dinner I will ask him for guidance.

Mei: I am still worried about my father - mother , aunt and the elder for the sect. I hope we will be able to save them.

Mai: Don't worry. Let me hug you . You feel nice.

Mei: Thank you, sister. But what are you doing?

Mai: I'm just checking that my sister is growing properly. You have grown more. Don't you? Your breasts are growing like crazy.

Mei: And what about you ? Your ass is crazily big. And you also have a big Breast.

Mai: You little, I am going to punish you.

When they both were enjoying themselves, I was standing outside. Don't misunderstand me. I just want to call for dinner.

Ren: Miss Mai , Miss Mei dinner is ready. Please finish the bath early otherwise dinner will be cold. I will take my leave.

Both of them are embarrassed and say ,"We are coming right away."

Mei: Does Master Ren hear us?

Mai: I don't know but I hope he didn't hear us

When they finished bathing, they picked their dresses that I had made with my master tailor skill.

Mai: How soft is the fabric? I have never worn anything like this.

Mei: This dress is beautiful even our royal court tailor can't make anything like this.

Mai: What is this small triangular piece of cloth? I don't know what this is.

Mei: Sis, these are panties , I mean undergarments. I have read the stories. You wear it like this.

Mai: Okay, you look erotic in this. I would also wear this.

Mei: Sis, it looks incredible on you. I love these clothes.

Mai: You are right, these clothes are the best. I have this type of clothes in life. These jewelry also look so exotic. Is this peerless master so rich?

Mei: I think you are wrong. He is not a peerless master but a god himself.

While they were dressing I was preparing dinner. I move towards the dinner table then

Ren: Dinner table is set. They will be here in no time. After so many, I have some guests.

A strange girl sitting on a chair: Yo ho, How is the master going?

Ren: I am hallucinating. I am sure because in my house there is a beautiful and gorgeous girl who wears erotic dresses and calls me a master.

A strange girl : You are not . I am Vanessa. Your new system.

Ren: WTF! What does the new system mean ? I don't want the new system to get out of my house. I have guests to attend.

Vanessa: I know you are betrayed by the previous system but it's okay because I am a good and comforting system who always calls you master.

Ren: What do you mean?

Vanessa: I mean you are my master and I can be anything for you but right now I want to tell you something important.

Ren: I don't want you . Just get out.

Vanessa: You don't know what type of situation you are in . You have zero spiritual roots and the guests you are saying are a cultivator if they want to kill you, they will kill you instantly. I have a way to save you.

Ren: You are right . They will be able to kill me instantly. I am so scared.(While shivering in fear.)

Vanessa: Okay, if you don't want me. I will leave.

Ren: Vanessa, I am so sorry. Please save me.

Vanessa: I think you rejected me a few moments earlier.

Ren: I am so sorry .

Vanessa: Okay, I will help . Then , listen to me.

Ren: Okay, I will listen to you.

Vanessa: Then , let me introduce you to your new system. The Pretentious system.

Ren: Huhhhh! The Pretentious system??

Vanessa: According to this system, you will pretend to be an immortal cultivator who already reached the pinnacle of cultivation.

Ren: What the fuck ! You are messing with me ?

Vanessa: I want to tell you something interesting. The previous system had taught you so many skills and with the help of skill you have made so many things. The things you made are all great treasures for cultivators for this reason both of the fairies things you are bigshot. They also saw something they have never seen. Thus, both think you are immortal. You just need to pretend that you are immortal and you will be able to enjoy life to the fullest.

Ren: You mean I have to pretend that I am bigshot. What if they come to know I am a regular mortal?

Vanessa: Isn't it simple? You will be killed.

Ren: Are you not saying the most dangerous thing, not very seriously.

Vanessa: I said just pretend to be a bigshot. If you let the cover up , you're as good as dead. I am stating the facts.

Ren: You are such a bitch.

Vanessa: I am not cruel. Just trying to help you because you have talent but cultivation but other talent will be life saving for you if you follow my suggestion.

Ren: Okay, I will listen to you properly.

Vanessa: Master, they are coming.

When they come, for dinner.

Ren: Both of you are my esteemed guests. Please take a seat .

Mai: Thank you for your gratitude. We are so blessed that we meet you today. It is like a fateful meeting.

Mei: Thank you for saving us. We are so grateful for your generosity.

Ren: It is not a big deal . And also as humans we have a responsibility to help each other.

Mai: Master Ren's thoughts are so great. Just listening to him I feel like I am enlightened.

Ren: Miss Mai is so good at flattering.

Mei: Master Ren , who is the woman beside you?

Ren: Huh ! She is .....

Vanessa: I am Vanessa and I am the master's personal assistant and dual cultivation companion. If you both want , we can try quad cultivation. Am I the right Master?

Ren: Hahaha! She is just spouting nonsense. Both of you start eating. She is just my friend.

Mai: Your friend is so beautiful and attractive.

Mei: Miss Vanessa, you are so beautiful. I am so jealous of you.

Vanessa: Thank you so much. I want to say that the dress master made it for both of you. It requires so much time and skill. But the important thing is ...

Mai: What is the most important thing?(Asking anxiously )

Vanessa: Is love. isn't it obvious? The master so sincerely makes this type of dress only for me but if he makes both of you he thinks highly of both of you. Isn't it a master?

Mei and Mai : Thank you so much for generosity.(Shyly)

Ren: She is just spouting nonsense. Don't mind her. But I am curious why both are injured in front of my house. Can you explain?

When I asked, they both consulted each other and said,

Mai: Master Ren , we are from the Violet orchid sect. We are also cultivators. Our sect is under attack because black arts cultivators. Our parents help us to flee so that we can be alive but I want to save my sect.

When Mai is explaining , suddenly a gurgling sound comes. That sound is from the Ming stomach.

Ren: I think we need to discuss the serious stuff after stuffing ourselves.

Mei: I am really sorry.

Ren: It's okay.

Mai: Thank you for the meal.

Vanessa: Can I start ?

Ren: Everyone eats to your heart content.

After everyone ate,

Mei : Let us wash the dishes , Master Ren helps us so much. We can do this much. To repay it.

Ren: You are a guest. I can't let you do this.

Mai: Please let us help you once . We are already in debt and in the cultivation world , a cultivator should repay kindness. We implore that.

Vanessa gives me hints and says,

Vanessa: Let them wash the dish. We have something to discuss. Don't we ?

Ren: Yes, you both wash the dish. We have something to discuss.

Mai and Mei: Thank you so much .

Vanessa and I went to a different room .

Vanessa: You are a total fool. If I was present their head would be flying until now. Do you want to die?

Ren: I am really sorry. That I forgot I need to pretend that I am a cultivation bigshot.

Vanessa: Now , they are going to ask you to help them. I think we can just say we don't want to help them. But that's not the solution. We want them to be indebted. What should we do ?

Ren: I have an idea.

Vanessa: What is the idea?

Ren: Previous system taught smithing.

Vanessa: And....

Ren: I am made of weapons as you . What I make is a treasure for them . I am sure they will love me. I tell them I am going to give them any weapon they want. And by the way I don't have any use for these weapons.

Vanessa: That's an excellent Idea.

In the kitchen,

Mai: After eating food prepared by Master Ren . I am in heaven. I even breakthrough.

Mei: Yes , you are right . Master's cooking is excellent. I think the master is really a bigshot.

Mai: I am confirmed that he is immortal. Don't you see Miss Vanessa also releasing such a powerful aura.

Mei: But sister , how can we wash dishes? Where is the water? There are very weird weird instruments.

When I heard the noise, I went to check.

Ren: What happened to Miss Mai , Miss Mei?

Mai: We don't know where the water is. Please could you tell us.

I showed them how they can use a tap to wash the dish.

Mei: Master Ren is god. I am sure you are a god.

Mai: Don't get too excited.

Ren: It's okay. I am not a god . This is technology. So, finish the washing. I have something to show both of you.

Vanessa: You will be surprised.

When they finished the washing the dishes,

Vanessa: Please follow us.

We lead them to show my weapons collection. So, they pick up something of their tastes. I used my thumb impression to unlock the room. They both are shocked.

Ren: Welcome to my toy room. These all are my toys. You can pick anyone. This is my departing gift for you and also my help . So , that you can save your parents and sect.

Mai: All weapons present here are of mythical ranking. These are the top quality weapons in existence. We can't accept such an extravagant gift. This is too much for us to handle.

Vanessa: As the master said these are his toys. If you want you can have one. This is a gift. Do you really want to insult my master's generosity?

Mai: No, absolutely not. We are so grateful.

Mei: Master Ren , after we save our sect. I come here to serve you. Not just me but also my sister.

Ren: These things can be left for another day. Go save your sect.

Mai and Mei: We will surely come back to repay our debts.

After that they left.

Vanessa: That's amazing acting. They will surely think you are a bigshot who helps them by giving them mythical weapons.

Ren: Thank God. I think my head is going to fly in the air.

Vanessa: Master, I have good news for you.

Ren: What's the good news?

Vanessa: Soon you have a harem of fairies. Are you excited?

Ren: I don't trust.

Vanessa: Trust me or not see in future.

Ren: Let's see..

Vanessa: For pretending to be a bigshot today. The Pretentious system will give the ability to see the true strength of things around you. The system is giving skills of evaluation. You can now appraise anything.

Ren: Huhhhhh! That's an interesting ability. With this I would be able to know how powerful the person in front of me.I got excellent skills.Thank you Vanessa.

I hugged her due in excitement. She got red and say,

Vanessa: Master, you are too excited. But it's okay. I somewhat also love your attention.

Ren: Thank you for your help.

Vanessa: I am going to stay. By your side we will do something interesting from now on.

I gulped and said"This time it looks like this is going to be fun with Vanessa. And what a crazy name this Pretentious system is. Then from now on I am a Pretentious cultivator."