Tang Sanzang stretched lazily and said, "I used to play with just one monkey and hardly made any money. Look at us now, these two monkeys have only been performing for a while, and we've already earned a bag of money. Therefore, I've decided, I'm taking both!"
At these words, whether you were the Six-Eared Macaque or Sun Wukong, both were panicked and shouted in unison, "No way!"
Tang Sanzang coldly looked at the two monkeys, flexed his wrists, and as his bones cracked, he said menacingly, "Oh, you disagree?
Rest assured, I'm a good person and respect your right to choose.
So, let's make it a simple choice."
First, you two obediently follow me to the West.
Second, I send you 'up to Heaven'.
Gentlemen, your choice!"
Sun Wukong wailed inwardly, "Damn, not this line again!"
The Six-Eared Macaque was grimacing inwardly as well and wailed, "Damn… do I even have a choice?"
