Tang Sanzang's gaze softened, and then he shook his head, "You fool, what nonsense are you talking about? With my frail appearance, how dare I wander off? What if she's a demon? Once I step out of the circle your eldest brother drew for me, wouldn't I be a lamb to the slaughter... walking right into the tiger's mouth?"
Zhu Ganglie rolled his eyes and chuckled dryly, "Master, just tell us what to do."
Tang Sanzang straightened his kasaya and said, "Watch me!"
Tang Sanzang stood up, took a deep breath, and headed towards the direction of the valley from which the woman was coming. He shouted loudly, "Hey girl, where are you going? Wanna chat with me?"
Thud!
Zhu Ganglie and Sha Wujing plopped down on the ground, rolling their eyes back, and wailed inwardly, "You've disgraced the face of Buddha!"
Soon, the two realized something—they were only embarrassing the real Tang Sanzang...
Thinking this, they exchanged glances and chanted in unison, "Amitabha..."