Counselor Bai Long looked again at Jiang Liuer, Zhu Ganglie, and Sha Sheng, and said irritably:
"Oh, so you guys get spirited when I ignore you, huh? I'm telling you four, that the video spreading online still features you three!"
Jiang Liuer, Zhu Ganglie, and Sha Sheng immediately looked at Counselor Bai Long and replied proudly:
"Brother Long, you know me, I, Jiang Liuer, am the most honest. I really didn't do anything and didn't say anything, just a nobody!"
"Brother Long, you know me, I, Zhu Ganglie, am indeed a lecherous sleazebag, but that female anchor's death has absolutely nothing to do with me!"
"Brother Long, you know me, I'm a bit interested in women, but not too much. I didn't even talk back then, just helped Li Ping'an apologize!"
Li Ping'an asked somewhat plaintively:
"Brother Long, the school won't expel me or record a disciplinary action because of this, right?"
"Look how scared you've gotten, what happened to your usual bravado? Look at how cowardly you all are, the minute police are mentioned, you get so scared you'd rather burrow into the ground!"
Counselor Bai Long explained further:
"Here's the situation, our school leadership's attitude is to deal with Li Ping'an based on the police investigation results, and it's not like you ran over that female anchor with a car. Don't be scared. Just be honest with the police, and even if the school wants to expel you, I've got your back since my dad is the head of the Provincial Education Department."
"Damn! Damn! Damn! You scared us half to death! We thought we'd be expelled, face legal consequences, and lose money."
With their hearts finally at ease, Jiang Liuer, Zhu Ganglie, and Sha Sheng patted their chests and sighed in relief, thinking inwardly how awesome it is to have a dad who's a high-ranking official!
"Brother Long, no, Lord Long, Grandpa Long, you are so honorable. Should I kowtow to you?"
Li Ping'an burst into mischievous laughter, revealing his shameless smirk, and leaned forward pretending to kowtow to Counselor Little White.
"Oh, now that you think you're safe, you start getting cheeky, huh? Where's that cowardice from earlier?"
"You're kowtowing to me, an old man? Don't you dare. You're a living legend online! I couldn't handle that, wouldn't dare let a deity like you bow to me. I fear it might shorten my life; I still want to live a few more years!"
"Don't laugh with your mouth while cursing me in your heart, wishing me dead!"
Counselor Bai Long briefly instructed them before going off to meet the police.
Although Li Ping'an was considerably relieved, he was afraid he might say something wrong out of nervousness when he saw the police, so he thought about having his friends there to back him up during the police investigation, since they were all present at the time.
"Hey guys, when the police come, make sure to put in a good word for me!"
"I just remembered, a friend from the game invited me to play, so you handle it for now. Remember, I have absolutely nothing to do with this."
After saying this, Jiang Liuer sat down, turned on his computer, put on his headphones, and started playing League of Legends.
"I just remembered too, there's a new video leak online of some female anchor and a rapper..."
Zhu Ganglie grabbed some tissues, climbed into bed, and covered himself with a blanket.
"I need to try on my new women's clothes; if they don't suit me, I'm going to rush to return them."
Sha Sheng pulled the curtain around him and hid.
"Damn it! A minute ago, you fuckers were all calling me Immortal Li, begging me to tell your fortunes. Now that the police are involved, you're avoiding me like the plague!"
"Getting anxious, heating up, haven't you watched a fair share of those 'void world champion bath sugar pear' live streams!"
Li Ping'an approached Jiang Liuer from behind and pleaded:
"My good brother, my dear big brother, you wanted me to calculate some stuff for you, right? Now I have all the time in the world!"
"Sorry, we're only brothers on the surface!"
Li Ping'an walked up to Zhu Ganglie's bed again, slapped the trembling Zhu Ganglie:
"Third Master Zhu, no, respected godfather, let me calculate whether you can sleep with those female celebrities or not, okay? We'll shoulder this together!"
"You should first get a gender reassignment surgery, so that your godfather can have his fun!"
"Damn!"
Clutching onto his last hope, Li Ping'an drew back the curtain and pleaded with Sha Sheng who was putting on stockings:
"Fourth Sister, we have the best relationship. Come on, let me predict what your future boyfriend will look like? As long as we stick together, you can even sleep in my bed tonight."
"Ugly reject, I don't like men who have no sense of boundaries!"
Sha Sheng had just pushed Li Ping'an's head out when the voice of the counselor Bai Long urging from the door:
"Li Ping'an, there's a policewoman looking for you; come out!"
"Okay, Brother Long!"
There was no other way, since none of his brothers showed any loyalty, Li Ping'an had to walk out of the dormitory alone.
"What? A policewoman?"
"A police beauty?"
"A police beauty is looking for you?"
The three pretentious brothers rushed to the door upon hearing about the policewoman, eager to see how the police would handle the situation with Li Ping'an and the female anchor Zhou Shufenzi.
"Officer, you go ahead with your work, I won't disturb you. I'll wait for you at the dorm entrance."
After leading Li Ping'an to the policewoman, Counselor Bai Long left.
"Hello, I am Wanyan Mengwen, the policewoman of this community. You are the college student who can predict others' deaths online, aren't you?"
"That's right, it's me, Li Ping'an, also the male protagonist of that video."
As Li Ping'an spoke, he carefully looked at the policewoman. It turned out that this police officer was quite young, probably just graduated from the police academy, and was very good-looking, with beautifully shaped eyebrows and a commanding appearance.
She was ten times more beautiful than the famous Officer Zhang Jinyu, both in terms of charisma and looks, absolutely a goddess level, any man would hardly resist fantasizing upon seeing her.
Before Wanyan Mengwen arrived, he had been extremely nervous, thinking about what to say later.
But now, seeing this beauty, he was immediately like any other man, his attention all on Officer Wanyan Mengwen's face and body, thinking only about how to present his charm so she would take a few more glances at him.
"Sister Wanyan, feel free to ask me anything. I will be completely transparent and definitely cooperate with your work."
"Hmm, nice attitude."
Wanyan Mengwen then pulled out her phone, pointed to a pre-prepared segment of the wildly circulating video online, and gently asked:
"This female anchor's name is Zhou Shufenzi, you met her half an hour ago in the school, you should remember her, right?"
"You mean that anchor who asked for directions?"
Li Ping'an feigned surprise and replied:
"That ruthless little fairy lambasted me quite a bit, of course, I remember her... but... how is she now? Is she okay?"