"I hate!"
The rhino looked up to the sky and let out a long cry, "I hate myself for being so stupid! You deceived me so easily! I detest myself!!!"
"Enough, stop your ghastly wailing," Gao Fei kicked the rhino, "Let's talk about something important. Just make these Ferocious Beasts back off and promise they won't bother me again in the future, and I'll spare your life."
"And if I refuse?" the rhino said through gritted teeth.
"Then you'll just have to become a dead cow," Gao Fei said. "I'll kill you, skin you, chop you up, and cook you." As he said this, Gao Fei smacked his lips, "The taste must be pretty good, I bet."
The rhino shuddered, "My meat is tough, it doesn't taste good."
"I just like meat that's a bit tougher."
"My meat smells foul."
"That's alright, I'll just wash it a few more times. If that doesn't work, I'll add some seasoning."
"..."