Just now, there was something called 'Appraisal'. That's something you see in light novels, right? The thing where you can see your status. Maybe I can see mine too... No, probably not. I must have just imagined seeing it. There's no way I could be hallucinating this much...
[Skill used.]
Huh? Is this for real?
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[Status]
Race: Human Name: Shuu Suzumura Occupation: None
Level: 1 HP: 29/35 MP: 13/13 ST: 150/200
Strength: 21 Magic: 19 Defense: 26 Magic Defense: 23 Agility: 30 (24) Luck: 61
[Skills] 〔Active Skills〕 Notification Lv.MAX, Breathing Lv.MAX, Sleeping Lv.MAX, Turning in Bed Lv.MAX, Waking Up Lv.1, Sitting Lv.MAX, Standing Lv.MAX, Drinking Water Lv.3, Explanation (Prerequisite) Lv.2, Chewing Lv.MAX, Swallowing Lv.MAX, Washing Face Lv.MAX, Hair Styling Lv.MAX, Brushing Teeth Lv.MAX, Dressing Lv.MAX, Walking Lv.MAX, Disguise Lv.2, Situation Explanation Lv.3, Retort Lv.MAX, Sympathy Lv.MAX, Ignoring Lv.1, Self-Deprecation Lv.1, Advice Lv.1, Searching Lv.1, Sarcasm Lv.1, Compromise Lv.1, Confirmation Lv.1, Example Lv.1, Metaphor Lv.2, Appraisal Lv.1, Relief Lv.1, Running, Resignation, Optimism, Pessimism
〔Passive Skills〕 Thinking Lv.MAX, Underwater Breathing, Stress Resistance Lv.MAX, Intimidation Resistance Lv.1, Communication
〔Unique Skills〕 Biting, Notification Reception MAX, Simplified Notifications II
〔???〕 ?????
[Titles] ・Master of Retorts ・Title Pioneer ・State of Resignation
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Huh? This is real. And it's full of things to retort to. Especially the skills. What the hell, I don't need a skill for things like breathing or standing. Those must have been the sounds I heard in the morning. If anything, I'd like a skill to turn off notifications.
Is this really a hallucination? It can't be anything else, can it...
I'm so tired.
How do I close this thing...?
Is it going to stay like this forever!?
That would be a problem...
Oh, it closed. Of course, it closes. It really looks like I'm going to end up in a mental hospital.
Ugh. I hate this.
"Hey, Shuu, why are you spacing out?"
I can't just say I was looking at my status. That would make it seem like I was definitely hallucinating. I don't think anyone in my position could believe this wasn't a hallucination unless they could use some sort of magic.
But all I've got are strange notifications and weird displays. Anyone would think they're losing their mind.
So I have no choice but to give a random response.
"That way of talking is not trendy, you should stop."
[Skill 'Provocation Level 1' acquired.]
...Why provocation? I didn't mean it that way.
"Oh, come on, that's not nice. I'll cry."
"Go ahead and cry. I don't care."
I really don't have time to deal with this guy. I need to figure out what that imaginary status I saw earlier was about. What if monsters start showing up?
...No, that's impossible.
It's all just my imagination.
This is really tough.
What's with this embarrassing delusion?
I don't want to see it. I don't want to hear it.
First auditory hallucinations, now visual hallucinations!? This is seriously bad.
[Skill 'Crisis Detection Level 1' acquired.]
I haven't even been thinking about anything this childish lately, but now I've got these weird delusions and hallucinations and strange symptoms. My mind must be really falling apart.
[Skill 'Pessimism' activated.]
I heard it again.
Maybe I'm really done for.