Tian Hangjian reacted immediately. It seems that the arrogant female second lieutenant brought people to find a venue.
"Yo, who am I? It's Miss Alice, the third beauty of the whole division. Why? The war department is so free? Walking the street with a special barracks? " Rashid doesn't seem to be right with Alice either. This guy looks like a simple-minded man with developed limbs, but he can turn three corners without a dirty word when he scolds people. The fat man immediately recognized the meaning in this sentence. The guy bit the word "third" very hard, obviously reminding Alice that you can only rank third in terms of beauty. Don't be so dragging, there are two more beautiful than you. The latter words, of course, regard these people in special barracks as dogs led by women to walk the streets.
"The company commander, where is my dormitory? I've been smoked by the mecha's tail all day today, so I'm going to wash it in vain. " Fat people are born with a cheap mouth that can't be opened. Alice trembled with anger and pointed to the fat man and shouted, "Fat man, you can't compete with others and run away. You are not a man!" "
The fat man looked surprised and sink a track: "How do you know I'm not a man? You peeked at me taking a shower? You can't see such a big thing, and your eyes are sao? " The people next to you are all petrified. I've never seen such a wretched man as a fat man. It's outrageous to be shameless!
Seeing that Alice was speechless with anger, the lieutenant colonel smiled and said, "The special reconnaissance battalion only has the ability to bully girls. Birds of a feather flock together, and so do people from Lian Gang."
Fat man supercilious look, way: "I bully her what are you in a hurry? Is she your mother? "
"You ..." Lieutenant colonel was speechless.
The fat man ignored him and turned to Rashid, who was groaning with laughter. "Company commander, you'd better take me to the dormitory. It's too noisy and has a headache here." After that, he muttered to himself in a voice that everyone could hear: "I thought it was bad enough to see the used sanitary napkins as soon as I went out. I didn't expect there were several large ones with leucorrhea, bah!"
Boom, all the people present exploded the pot, the people in the special reconnaissance battalion laughed, and the people in the special barracks denounced them in succession. It turns out that there is a striking white ribbon on the standard military cap of the special forces.
The lieutenant colonel was in a hurry, stepped up, reached out and grabbed the fat man's clothes. He said angrily, "Who are you calling sanitary napkins?"
It is common for a fat man who is born to be a bully to bicker with others. He stared at the lieutenant colonel's hand and replied smoothly, "Whoever grabs me is a sanitary napkin." The words sound just fell and the lieutenant colonel just grabbed the fat man by the collar.
"Ha ha ha ha." All the people in the special training camp laughed and fell down, holding their stomachs straight.
Tian Hangjian is a renlaifeng surname. The more grandstanding he does, the more joyous he is. Anyway, the discord between the special reconnaissance battalion and the special barracks has become public. At this time, the fat man knows exactly where to stand.
Sure enough, the special scouts next to Tian Hangjian look completely different from top to bottom. This time, they are really convinced. They can give the special battalion commander Grant, who has always been self-sustaining, such a gas. This fat man is the only one in the whole division.
"Fat man! You can beat me with the mecha! Don't just use your mouth to get cheap! " Lieutenant Colonel Grant twisted the fat man's collar and gnashed his teeth.
Tian Xingjian pinched a pinch of tooth flowers, still looking like a desperate man, glanced at the lieutenant colonel and said contemptuously, "Do you deserve it?"
Grant, who had never been so despised, felt a great shame. He was about to punch the wretched and hateful fat man in front of him, but he heard a voice from the side: "Grant, this is no place for you to run wild."
This is the voice of Nadal, the battalion commander of the special reconnaissance battalion. The soldiers of the special reconnaissance battalion in a circle consciously separated a road. Nadal came in with his hand on his back and said with disdain: "You are not shy about fighting a new company mate for a woman. You still go back where you came from. My canteen has no bones to feed you."
Hey, it seems that there is more than one person with a sharp mouth in this special reconnaissance battalion, and no one is a vegetarian from top to bottom. Fat Tian Hangjian immediately fell in love with it.
Grant's face turned red and white, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Since I'm here, of course I want to see what your special reconnaissance battalion can do! If you dare not, you admit defeat, let this fat man apologize to Alice, and we will leave at once! "
"Wow, special forces battalion commander with a new person to fight mecha, do you think it's interesting? Why don't we try? " Nadal doesn't know all the ins and outs of the fat man, but he knows very well that the mecha fighting skill of the special forces battalion commander is definitely one of the best in the whole 16th armored division.
Let go of the fat man's collar, and Grant spat hard on the ground. He looked at the fat man with disdain and said, "It's all right, so as not to say that I bully novices. I can deal with such guys with one stroke."
Tian Xingjian didn't look annoyed at all, adjusted his clothes, and piled up that flattering expression on his face. He said to Nadal, "Battalion commander, it's just to kill a chicken. How can you use your knife? It's too embarrassing for this chicken. I'll get my special mecha for killing chickens."
Say that finish, Tian Hangjian and ran out.
Grant laughed angrily and said to Nadal, "Well, this is his own request. Don't blame me for being merciless." Say that finish, jumped on the already prepared mecha, waiting for the arrival of the fat man.
Nadal and Chirade relatively wry smile, but the fat man, after all, used to be a mechanical maintenance soldier. He is new here, and even if he loses, it's not too embarrassing. However, the thought of fat that poor mecha, two people feel really a bit of a headache.
After a few minutes, the door staggered in a Warcraft 3 mecha. Just after entering the door, the mecha fell down, with black smoke at the tail. The mecha stood up hard, and the whole body made a creaking noise, as if the whole mecha was rusted. After a few steps, it fell to the ground with a crash and raised a large dust.
This is the fat man's special killing chicken mecha?
All the soldiers in the special reconnaissance battalion felt that the game was hopeless, and Grant was driving the top version of the seventh-generation warrior-class mecha "Leader". With the second generation of mecha and the seventh generation of mecha fighting competition, is it possible to win?
The special forces who came to find fault with Grant all laughed, thinking that even if there were some brains in this fat man's mind, nothing was left. Grant, who was sitting in the engine room, was furious. He secretly vowed to take this grandstanding fat man into parts.
Fat man staggered, every step, the mecha will make all kinds of strange sounds, quarta quarta whole body, some parts are still risking black smoke, and they all doubt that this mecha can smoothly walk to the front of Grant.
Grant can't wait any longer. He thinks the fat man is simply driving a scrapped car to play tricks on himself.
"The fat man must be made to pay the price." Grant thought bitterly, and he jumped up in the mecha.
Grant's mecha quickly approached the tattered mecha who struggled to walk with black smoke. Just when everyone couldn't bear to watch it again, the fat man went out of order again. The mechanical legs of the tattered mecha suddenly collapsed as if they could no longer support them, and they fell at the feet of the "leader". Just as Grant was slightly stunned, the arms of the tattered mecha had firmly grasped the ankle of the leader.
Broken mecha stood up again, but the leader was upside down in his hand. Grant's reaction was quick. As soon as the leader twisted his body, two mechanical arms grabbed the engine room of the broken mecha. He didn't succeed, almost in an instant, only heard a series of noises, and the disassembled parts were scattered on the ground like rain. The leader's mechanical legs had been disassembled into parts, and then the broken mecha made a cut.
With a bang, the leader smashed a hole in the ground, and the seventh-generation mecha, whose legs were removed, was suddenly a lot shorter, and it was ridiculous to struggle on the ground, but he couldn't get up any more.
The cabin door of the tattered mecha opened, and the fat man jumped down with a smile on his face and clapped his hands. "Sure enough, I can't fight, but dismantling the mecha is my old job."
Everyone was dumbfounded. The mechanical leg of a seventh-generation mecha was almost split into parts in an instant. The fat man also said that he couldn't fight. Is this ok or not? And this fat man is so mean. Look at the tattered mecha. Later, he stood up and took down the leader. Just now, even if the fat man didn't fall on purpose, this mecha is absolutely not as bad as it looks.
Fat man looked at the leader who was still lying on the ground with a base smile. As a mechanic who is very familiar with the mecha structure, he certainly knows where the leader's weakness lies. Moreover, using the sharp palm knife of the biological two-state mecha arms and the mechanical assembly and disassembly function designed according to the maintenance automatic arm, it is easier to dismember two mechanical legs than a butcher to kill a pig.
"Hey hey, who told this idiot what mecha unarmed combat, Lao tze's knife hidden in the palm of the mecha, Yin deserved it!" The fat man secretly chuckled in his heart.