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Chapter 5 - White and tender tofu

At this time, the Gacharindi [***] forward base was in chaos. The patrol sentries around were quickly approaching the base.

Opportunities are rare.

The fat man's hands were like lasers, and he controlled the mecha to run quickly to the north at a speed of ten movements per second.

They were lucky. They only met a patrol team rushing to the base not far from the edge of the jungle. Before this patrol team consisting of two imperial single-soldier mechas and several soldiers found them, the fat man turned around quickly and pretended to be rushing to the base.

The patrol team was deceived. They thought that this mecha running desperately to the base was also a patrol sent out of the base. They almost passed by the fat man without stopping. In fact, as long as they checked the trembling mecha a little, they could find a wretched fat man trembling all over.

Trying his best to control his trembling hands, the fat man who was moving farther and farther away silently soon turned north in front of a small slope. Ten minutes later, seeing that there was no one around and the mecha detection radar did not show any enemy mechas nearby, the fat man put down the other six mechanical legs. Twenty minutes later, they finally ran across a plain nearly 30 kilometers wide and entered the continuous jungle under the northern mountains.

After running to the depths of the jungle in one breath, the mecha stopped. The fat man lay in the cabin like a faint and rested for a long time before walking out of the cabin. On the grass in the forest outside the cabin, two beautiful female soldiers were hugging each other. The joy of escaping death made the two female soldiers cry and cheer. The fat man rushed over without hesitation. The bitch jumped and jumped with a silly expression on her face, and tried to hug the two female soldiers and join the cheering in a very obscene way.

Two vicious eyes stopped the fat man. He turned around without embarrassment, jumping and cheering, as if he just wanted to do this.

"Puchi." The two little white doves with tears in their eyes couldn't help laughing. "Fatty." They cursed with a smile.

The experiences of the past few days made them feel an indescribable intimacy with the wretched fat man who saved them. The common experience of sharing weal and woe made them know that the fat man in front of them was actually very powerful, and there were some things that made people feel that they were annoying but cute. This guy's wild and unrestrained thinking made people wonder whether to be angry or funny.

The sky gradually brightened.

The first rays of sunlight appeared in the sky. The sunlight shone bright red on the clouds on the edge of the sky, like fire and blood.

The fresh air in the jungle and the crisp calls of unknown birds made people feel like they were in a fairyland.

Tian Xingjian fell asleep. He was very tired after running back and forth all night. At this moment, his long-term nervous mood was completely relaxed. He leaned against a tree and fell asleep quickly.

Niya and Meiduo sat beside him, talking in a low voice, and from time to time drove away the flying mosquitoes for the fat man.

When the fat man woke up from his dream, the two female soldiers were no longer beside him. The mecha was still standing quietly in the same place, without any signs of movement. The sun shone through the gaps in the tree canopy, and the green in the jungle changed to be unusually fresh and lively, a feeling of a fairy tale world.

The fat man tilted his ears, and he caught a trace of sound in the crisp chirping of birds and insects.

The sound of spring water and laughter.

He stood up and walked towards the place where the sound came from.

Stepping on the thick dead branches and fallen leaves under his feet, bending down to crawl through several vines between the trees, sliding down a small earth slope covered with green grass and wild flowers, the sound became clearer and clearer. Those were the voices of Nia and Meiduo, accompanied by the sound of splashing water, so cheerful and beautiful.

Going around the several large trees that blocked his view, a beautiful small lake appeared in front of Tian Xingjian.

What a fascinating lake this is.

It is so clear that there is no trace of impurities, and the bottom of the lake is full of various colors, deep blue, light green, and golden yellow. Several naturally fallen tree trunks quietly sank to the bottom of the water, interlaced. Many colorful fish swam around the tree trunks.

Meiduo and Nia bathed in this clear lake.

The two curvy bodies were like mermaids in the lake, half immersed in the water, and the other half exposed to the cool air in the morning. Crystal clear water drops rolled down from their delicate bodies. The skin with blue veins visible was as thin as a cicada's wing, as white as snow, dazzling, delicate and smooth as silk.

Beautiful things share a common surname. Their holy bodies are completely integrated into this fairy-tale lake.

The fat man couldn't bear to desecrate such an intoxicating scene. He suddenly felt dazed, as if he had experienced it in a dream, or in a previous life. This scene was so familiar, a mysterious resonance. He

shook his head quickly, and the fat man was ashamed for his brief loss of consciousness in front of the two beautiful women.

"Help! Rat! There's a rat!" The bitch rushed out in terror, and with two screams, the fat man somersaulted into the water.

He rolled and crawled towards the two tempting bodies, the fat man's face trembling, his eyes shining, and his saliva flowing. The two female soldiers only had time to subconsciously protect the shameful parts of their bodies. The fat man rushed up at a very fast speed. The bitch plunged into Meiduo's arms, and with the other hand, she hugged Niya's perky buttocks. While eating the once-in-a-lifetime tofu, she screamed like a frightened child: "Rat, there's a rat chasing me!"

"Pa!"

"Pa!"

Two slaps fell on the fat man's face, one on the left and one on the right, almost at the same time.

Meiduo and Niya were embarrassed and angry, and they punched and kicked him without caring about the spring light leaking out.

The two women were almost waving their fists. Looking at the jade-like breasts that swayed with the body, the fat man with thick skin and flesh cried out in joy.

When the three returned to the jungle, the fat man walked in front with a few fish caught from the lake, looking nonchalant, as if the person who had just been peeping and being beaten had nothing to do with him. Looking at this shameless bitch fiercely, the two female soldiers blushed and looked at each other, then quickly looked away, feeling ashamed, annoyed, and a little bit of something else. Oh my God, I really don't know how there can be such a hateful fat man in the world. After

eating some fish, the three continued on their way. From the display of the mecha radar, there was no trace of the Gacharindi [***] team's mecha activities around. After all, the rolling mountains to the north of here, there are no immigrant planets with agricultural population distribution like the ancient earth, and these areas are completely uninhabited.

The material and economy that space warfare relies on cannot be realized without cities. Fighting guerrilla warfare on the ground of a planet is courting death. If all the cities on this planet are completely controlled, there will be no material supply, ammunition replenishment, personnel replenishment, air strikes, and air mobility. How can human legs or mechas running on the ground outrun the aviation forces with super-strong aerial reconnaissance means? Around the cities with established system defenses, these guerrillas will die as soon as they get close. If they don't get close to the city and don't attack the enemy, and there are no rural areas on the immigrant planet, what's the use of guerrillas? Therefore, guerrilla warfare in ancient wars can only be a tactic of some space bandits.

Carefully choosing the route of travel, Tian Xingjian drove the mecha through the jungle. After modification, this single-soldier mecha with excellent off-road capabilities has a stronger ability to travel in the field. Some places that the two mechanical legs could not go before are no longer a problem with the assistance of the other six mechanical legs and jet propulsion devices.

After crossing several mountain ranges to the north, Tian Xingjian, confident that he had avoided the landing base of the giant transport ship of the Gacharin Empire, began to head east.

Relying on the skills he had learned in the scout training camp and his natural keen sense, two weeks later, Tian Xingjian almost traveled all the way with Meiduo and Nia, miraculously passing through the gaps between several war zones and traveling thousands of kilometers.

When the large block of compressed solid energy stored in the mecha was consumed one after another, the three had already reached the outskirts of the Three Lakes Plain, where the capital of Milok Star, Garipalan, was located.

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Due to insufficient troops, the Gacharin Empire did not launch an attack on Garipalan, which had the strongest defense, and only stationed guards hundreds of kilometers outside the Three Lakes Basin.

The Federation's defense zone was in front of them. In order not to be killed by the Federation soldiers, the fat man in the imperial uniform once again began to take off his clothes without saying hello, but this time he left a pair of underpants.

The two female soldiers had completely lost confidence in this shameless bitch. Although they tried to act indifferent, the fat man was obscenely covering up, as if he was at a disadvantage for showing his flesh to them. This made Meiduo and Nia feel very frustrated, very headache, and wanted to kill people.

A patrol team of the 109th Armored Division of the Lele Federation Army stationed outside the basin soon discovered these three strange combinations led by a white fat man wearing only underpants.

Although he had taken off his clothes, the shorts that the fat man wore were also the uniform of the Gacharin Empire. The shorts had the emblem of the Gacharin Empire's black angry bear.

When the federal patrol soldiers came to meet him with vigilance, the fat man, who was only holding the mechanical arm of the maintenance soldier, did not notice that behind him, two female soldiers who had had enough of this shameless bitch secretly attacked him.

From a distance, the fat man raised his hands high to avoid accidental injury, and Nia, who was holding his modified gun, posed as an escort at the right time.

In front of the guns of the federal soldiers who were staring at him, the fat man raised his hands and trembled all over, not daring to breathe, for fear that any action would cause misunderstanding and shoot him, which would be unjust.

After Meiduo whispered something, the team leader ordered the soldiers to take the imperial prisoner Tian Xingjian back to the barracks.

Tian Xingjian, who was confused, just put down his hands to explain, and an automatic energy rifle hit his back, frightening him so much that he quickly raised his hands.

No matter how he kept looking back and winking, the two laughing female soldiers just ignored him and kept chatting with the federal captain.

Halfway through the journey, the fat man understood that it was better to offend a villain than a woman. Retribution, he was fooled this time.

When he arrived at the military camp, the fat man who finally proved himself with the battlefield recorder was sent to the front-line command post in the urban area of ​​Garipalan by a transport ship together with the two female soldiers.

For this coward who escaped 21 times, the comrades of the 109th Division cruelly did not give the fat man a set of clothes, so he boarded the transport ship in his pants.

A few dozen minutes later, the micro-transport ship landed on the playground of a university in the urban area of ​​Garipalan. This is the Federal Garipalan Military Academy, one of the three major military academies of the Lele Federation. Because of the war, it has been requisitioned. All the students in the academy have been transferred to reserve officers. Some have been assigned to the Army Armored Division, and the other part has joined the Newton Galaxy Local Space Fleet. After a disastrous defeat, they have withdrawn to the Lele Central Star Region with their fleet.

As soon as he got off the transport ship, the fat man was happy. As if it was an appointment, in addition to him, there were dozens of naked warriors in shorts. The fat man was wondering, and a major officer saw him at a glance, rushed up and kicked him into the team of naked warriors, and scolded: "What are you looking at like an idiot? It's almost a minute since the assembly and you're here!"

Looking at the major who was cursing, Tian Xingjian was about to explain, another old man in a white robe ran over, grabbed the mechanical arm on the fat man's hand and said to the major: "It's a mistake, it's a mistake. He is not a participant in the selection." After that, he took the fat man away. Seeing that the person who came to pick him up had come, the fat man was silent, turned his head and looked, Meiduo and Nia had been picked up by several female soldiers in medical uniforms. The fat man sighed and followed the old man to a building.

He didn't know that at the door of the cabin of the transport ship he was on, a medical soldier came out and looked at the other medical soldiers waiting below with a confused expression and said, "No one, I've looked everywhere. Didn't they say there was a fat man?"