The Debate on Elf Longevity
So, you do believe that it can cause negative medical effects on elves? The whole shop was filled with noise from the TV. A man wearing clothes, and another man wearing clothes were talking."I did say that it will have effects, but I didn't say negative effects in medical conditions," said the dude wearing clothes."So tell me this: do you agree it's right?""Why would I? Rather than living alone after the death of elves, humans decrease their age without having fear of being alone after and living alone with their lover. Suffering, enjoying, having fun, and love for the time with their loved ones is a privilege for us elves. Even I have lost a lot of my loved ones. I know that boiling yet thorny pain you will have to go through—sleeping all those nights alone, seeing yourself in the moon all alone and cold. It's just as the old saying goes: seeing yourself as the moon is the edge of pain and suffering."
The Assurance of Safety
"I am very sorry for your pain, but how do you ensure that it's safe for elves or any race in this matter?""I am not sure about you, but many of us have certainly learned about the thousands of races in the current world. Many of them come from the same ancestral background, but unlike many others, there are some whose origins are unknown and some which are known but different. Elves and Putalis are the same; they come from 'Kali Puru' ancestral background. They have very slow de-aging. Their cells, because of their genetic structure, are mutated or original, which is also unknown, but that makes them age slowly. We know the target cells' aging factors and make these as close to human cells aging, causing them to mature until their twenties and start to age at 30.""But things like alcohol and smoking are also used for de-aging, and those affect races' health."
The Annoyance of Ignorance
"Talking in a very annoyed sense, making a whole sentence out of one word, it doesn't—haven't you gone to school, sir? What is wrong with you? Enough is enough! In the end, I would like to say this very old saying of ours: it is a privilege for elves to die with their love.""Wait, wait, I would like to—"Beep"Do you have any connections with 'Aalu Band'? Well, that was one of the… that's the end for today's show."
The Brinjal's Perspective
"What? What, mate? I have been stuck in this Brinjal for years, and this is a fucking new world! This is exactly how and how much I can understand. I am even more confused than you.since story is in first person you will only read what I know .you will only see what I want you to see 😎. No fucking dramatic irony for you bitc.We're they make or female? Did they even wore clothes. And you know why because that mf has his t.v in that fucking corner.
The Observations of a Stuck Brinjal
Well, it's been a year and a half now, me being stuck in this big FUCKING Brinjal, which people love to put in their stinky, hairy wet cats. I...Over the years, I have noticed something about my surroundings. Some of them are:
The Horny Population: The people of this world are really, really horny! Every day I see more than a hundred people in the shop. I wonder if they also do those naughty, naughty stuff too. He he he! I mean, I hear some swearing voices; I can certainly say they love to clap a lot.
The Existence of Magic: Second, there exists magic in this world. I mean, how can a flat dwarf go all bubbled up after some hours entering the shop? Ohh, ohh, I know, I know! Can I say it? Probably because of Claps 👀
Hardworking and Punctual People: And also, the people of this world are so hardworking and punctual that they finish within 69 seconds! Come on, what do you expect from me? I ain't some smartass dude turned into stone!