"Live fortune-telling, count three free today, waiting for the right person."
Li Yuan knocked down a few lines, fixed the mind (), press the confirm button, Li Yuan's broadcast room officially opened.
He has no special skills, the best is Yin and Yang gossip.
But he followed his father's last words, not to reveal that he was a Yin and Yang feng shui master until he was 21 years old, which is why he used a way to live without showing his face.
He did not know if anyone would come, but he was not impatient, learning the boring yin-yang feng shui alone for more than 10 years, this patience he still had.
Li Yuan just sat quietly in front of the camera, flipping through a yellowing book.
In about half an hour.
System tip: Flower shorts into the broadcast room.
Flower shorts: Huh! These days, God's on the air?
Li Yuan glanced at the line of words issued by the screen flower shorts and opened his mouth: "Do you count?"
Flower shorts see only a pair of slender white slender hands, hands holding a Yellow Book, as for the face of the anchor, can not see at all.
Flower underpants sneer: this year liar is really a variety of tricks, hidden head show tail, bye!
The studio system says the guy called the flower pants left the studio.
However, he did not care, he has written very clearly, waiting for the fate of the people, the people who do not have to force.
After a while, the system prompts: Crayon small new into the broadcast room.
Crayon Xiaoxin: Yo! Live fortune-telling, an emerging industry!
Li Yuan still said, "Do you count?"
Crayon Xiaoxin: This sound is not bad, handsome boy show a face, show a face I count.
Li Yuan: "Do you want to tell fortunes, measure characters or read pictures?"
Crayon Xiaoxiaoxin: So direct, personality, I like.
Li Yuan patiently asked again, "Do you want to tell fortunes, measure characters or read physioglyphes?"
Crayon Xiaoxiaoxin: Let's measure characters!
Li Yuan took out a whiteboard and a whiteboard marker.
"What word?" Li Yuan's voice is as plain as the lake that is not moved by the wind.
Crayon Xiaoxin: For real?
"Well, really." Li Yuan's voice came through the microphone.
Crayon Xiaoxin: Interesting. I am all wet now, then the word "wet"!
Li Yuan looked back from the screen and took a pen to write quickly on the whiteboard.
At this time, several people have entered the broadcast room.
The boss is terrible: What are you, a double reed?
Crayon Xiaoxiaoxin: Just passing by, feel fun, have a try.
The boss is terrible: However, you said that you were wet, I am curious (), how do you wet?
Crayon Xin: You are a very bad old man.
Li Yuan was oblivious to the romp in the studio, which lasted less than two minutes.
"All right." Li Yuan held up the whiteboard and pointed it at the camera.
There is a big "wet" word written in the middle of the whiteboard, and many small words are written around it.
The boss is terrible: Oh my God! This is great whiteboard writing, anchor, and you're better off teaching calligraphy than you are at fortune-telling.
Li Yuan ignored the others, pointed to the middle word with his pen, and said, "Wet can be divided into water and display, and display into sun and karma, and what you ask for is related to your career." Did you, now?
Crayon Xiaoxin: Kind of interesting!
Li Yuan continued: "And your business is related to water, and it is a partnership of three people, right?"
Crayon Xiaoxin: This... Is that true? So accurate!
The boss is terrible: You guys are doing a good job.
Crayon Xiaoxin: Go, go, who will play for you?
At this time, Li Yuan wrote a traditional wet character next to it. The "karma" under the wet has become two "MAO" side by side, and there are four water points.
He continued: "Four points of water, indicating that your business is very prosperous, growing bigger and bigger."
Crayon Xin: Yes!
"But four points of water is the most water in writing, and when water is full, it overflows." Your business has been having a bit of a problem lately, hasn't it?"
Crayon Xiaoxiaoxin: The teacher told me, who are you?
The boss is terrible: upstairs means that the master is correct!
Crayon Xiaoxin: Yes, I very much doubt that this master investigated me.
"Everyone who comes in is random, how can I predict who will come into my studio and do my research beforehand?" Li Yuan spoke too fast to hear anger.
Crayon Xiaoxin: This...
Li Yuan did not pay any attention to the crayon's little new doubts, and continued: "Two monies, indicating that you three partners want to become two partners, and the one who is out..."
Li Yuan put down the whiteboard and added, "It's you!"
Every word he says, every word he says, every word he says, every word he says.
Crayon Xiaoxiaoxin: Wipe! Ask the master for guidance.
The boss is terrible: No! You guys are making me fucking believe it.
Crayon Xiaoxin: Don't fucking talk.
Crayon Xiaoxin: Master, help me.
Oomph!
Studio, a plane is flying over!
With a snap, the pen in Li Yuan's hand was slapped on the whiteboard by him: "Who let you brush gifts!"
Crayon Xiaoxin: No, Master, this is just my little gesture.
"Didn't you see the word" free "written on it?" Li Yuan's voice dropped again, "If you say something, you will follow it. If you don't follow it, you will take back your gift."
Crayon Xiaoxin: No, Master, you can't get it back!
The boss is terrible: I'm a little confused.
Crayon Xiaoxin: Then master, please help me donate this money, feasible?
Donate it?
Li Yuan thought of the orphanage and then let go.
"Sea of Clouds Orphanage, I donated there."
Crayon Xiaoxin: Thank you master, also ask master for guidance.
Li Yuan gave a gentle sound, lifted the pen on the whiteboard and began to write.
A stroke is very rigorous, but the whole word written out looks smart and ethereal, as if the word has aura immediately to fly away.
Not to mention other things, even just watching Li Yuan write is also a kind of enjoyment.
"Sunrise east, mountains and rivers sound!" Eight words popped up on the whiteboard.
Crayon Xiaoxin: Sunrise east, mountains and rivers are safe! Master, what is the answer to these eight words? Are you going to listen to this song?
Li Yuan: "The secret must not be revealed!"
The boss is terrible: Ha ha! Were you waiting here? Does the master need money to make up for the leak?
Li Yuan: "I don't want to repeat what I said."
Crayon Xiaoxin: That boss is terrible, you shut up, not shut your hands.
Crayon Xiaoxin: Master, what should I do?
Li Yuan: "There will be a road to the mountain, and the boat will cross the bridge naturally." The first one was done today."
Crayon Xiaoxin: Can the master explain in detail?
Crayon Xiaoxin: Master!
Crayon Xiaoxin: Master!
Li Yuan, who had already picked up the yellowed book, was unmoved by the on-screen request.
"Boom! Accurately calculate a single, reward funds 810,000, death survival coefficient increased by 0.1%."
Li Yuan successfully ended a single, but a mechanical voice came out of his mind.