Yu Si Nian: "Did you hear that? Li Cheng never lies. Dogs are the most loyal friends to humans, he wouldn't lie to you."
Director Jiang: "…"
Bullet screen: "…"
[You two are completely ridiculous!!!]
[I get it, I really get it! These two are clearly destined to be together today, right!]
[Yu Si Nian, I'm really going to rush to the scene! Hai City, right? Fans of Nian, assemble!]
[Am I the only one concerned about the scoop involving Nian? Nian, hungry, scoop, more!]
Suddenly, people in the restaurant gasped!
"Wow, is it really that delicious? Why are you even licking the plate?!"
Qiao Xi's voice was so penetrating that everyone in the restaurant turned to look.
Yu Xiao was holding a plate with her tongue stuck to it!
Her face was flushed, desperately trying to pull the plate away, but it looked even more like she was licking it!
Little 6: "…"
It watched as the stock of "Double-sided Tape" in the warehouse went from 10 to 9, feeling numb.
Fortunately, this tape only lasted for one minute!
Qiao Xi continued to persuade, "Xiao Xiao, there are so many people here, quickly put it down! We're poor, but not so poor that we need to gnaw on scraps! Oh, still won't let go? Do you really like it this much? Can't bear to part with it? Alright, chef! Pack up five portions! We'll take them with us!"
"Qiao Xi! No packing!" Director Jiang rushed in, his heart bleeding.
This restaurant is too expensive! It's his budget!!
"What?!" Qiao Xi's eyes widened as she pointed at Yu Xiao, who was fused with the plate, then looked at the director with a disdainful gaze, "Are you kidding me, Director Jiang? The child is craving so much, and you say this? Aren't you afraid of being ridiculed by the onlookers?"
The director turned around and saw Yu Si Nian outside the window, looking at him with the same disdainful expression.
Director Jiang: "…"
In the end, Qiao Xi happily walked out with five packed portions of pasta.
Yu Xiao followed behind, wishing she could bury her face in the ground!
She couldn't figure out why she had acted like that from her head to her rear end!
[Did I just watch a fantasy movie?]
[Why did Yu Xiao lick the plate? Is it really that delicious?]
[Even if it is delicious, none of the five portions are hers. Do you believe that?]
[What's unbelievable about it? If it were hers, could she pack up five portions? Does a normal person eat five portions? It clearly has Qiao Xi's name marked on it!]
As they exited, they saw a clean and clear young man standing at the door.
"What a coincidence, our next task is also riding around the island. Shall we go together?"
Director Jiang shouted with a megaphone, "Yu Si Nian, your next task is to pick up seashells!!!"
Yu Si Nian seemed to ignore him, pushed the director's motorcycle over, got on with one click, and turned to say, "Director, when I'm unhappy, I might have incontinence. This bike seems expensive, right? You wouldn't want to make me unhappy, would you? My next task is—"
Director Jiang: "Riding the motorcycle around the coast."
[?????????????]
[Yu Si Nian, could you say that again!!!!!!]
[But it's so cool!!!]
[Cool? Listen to what that mouth is saying! No, his learning ability is too strong; he must be separated from Qiao Xi as soon as possible! Otherwise, it'll be too late!]
[But it's really cool! Yu Si Nian and the motorcycle are too compatible! I'm hooked ah ah ah]
[Sisters, I advise you not to. I also got hooked because of this face, now I just want to die in the pit]
Director Jiang, with his last bit of stubbornness, declared, "Li Cheng, sit behind Yu Si Nian. Yu Xiao, sit behind Qiao Xi."
"Alright." This time, Yu Si Nian said nothing, just put on his black helmet, lowered the transparent windscreen, and started the bike.
Yu Xiao was so excited she forgot to put on her helmet!
Her mind was full of: "Wow! Wow! Wow!"
I'm a fan, how did I become this way!!!
Qiao Xi also put on her helmet and walked toward another motorcycle, "Is this one? I…"
Before she could finish, the motorcycle roared to life!
Yu Si Nian single-handedly scooped her up, placed her on the front seat, and sped off!
Everyone: ??????!!!!!!
"Wow!" Director Jiang shouted, "Yu Si Nian has kidnapped Qiao Xi! I knew something was off; how could he agree so quickly!"
[Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah]
[Damn damn damn damn, this is the most feminine moment I've ever seen Xi Jie! That back looks like a princess hug!]
[I'm freaking out!!! Is it New Year's Day today? Why isn't there any firecrackers outside? Got it, you want me to set them off, right? Wait—bang bang bang bang bang! CP fans, listen to this firecracker sound!]
[Loud! Really loud! Listen to mine! Bang bang bang bang bang bang!]
[Sisters, is your family so poor? How come you only bought this much? Listen to mine—bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang. How's that? Deluxe eighty-eight bangs]
[Don't be too ridiculous! Bang bang! What's worth celebrating? It's just the main character dancing in front of us! Bang bang! Don't let others think we haven't seen the world! Bang bang]
In just a few minutes, the bullet screen was filled with fireworks, dragon and phoenix candles, and emoji spamming with eight-bear sedan...
The scene quickly hit the trending searches, with the live stream reaching 800 million views, setting a new record!
At the Yu Family.
Yu Zheng took a sip of water and put down his cup, "Uncle Liu, instruct them to hang two red lanterns at the front door tonight."
"Understood!" Uncle Liu smiled as he finished applying medicine to his leg and got up to respond.
At the Lu Family.
The family was silent.
Lu Shibang spoke first, "So this kid…"
Liao Xinrou's face darkened, "Is he really with our Xi Xi…"
The entire family erupted: "Yes! They're officially together!?!"
"No!" Liao Xinrou dragged out her luggage, "I'll go see for myself!"
"I'll go too!" Lu Shibang dragged out another suitcase from under the sofa.
Lu Shaoyan: ?
You two must have been prepared for this, just waiting for an excuse!!!
The summer evening breeze swept over the distant fiery clouds, the orange warm light flashing past the speeding motorcycle.
Qiao Xi looked down at the young man on the motorcycle, his peach blossom eyes just peeking out from under the helmet, meeting hers.
Sea breeze, sunset, motorcycle, youth.
Every element in the scene was filled with a sweet flavor.
—Except for the woman who suddenly started squirming.
Qiao Xi shifted, then shifted again.
"Yu Si Nian…" she whispered.
"Hmm?" The young man's pleasant voice immediately came from under the helmet, "I'm listening. No matter what you say, I'll agree."
"The position you're holding is wrong. My underwear is stuck in the crack. Hold steady, I need to adjust."
Yu Si Nian: "..."