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"So, why are you so proud?"
Amidst the sound of suona, Qiao Xi shouted, "First bow to the heavens and earth! Stay away from stupid idiots for the rest of your life!"
Aunt Zhao and Da Zhuang bowed to the heavens and earth.
"Great!!!" The crowd applauded enthusiastically.
"Second bow to the parents, may they live longer than the sky!"
The parents of both parties hurried over, standing by the roadside to receive the tea.
"Wow!!!" Even more applause!
"Husband and wife bow to each other, may you still have a child at forty!"
Aunt Zhao and Da Zhuang exchanged glances, both blushing and looking down shyly. Aunt Zhao even stomped her foot.
Yu Siyan, speeding by in the "Baga" car, couldn't help but start a video call with Cheng Xi.
"See this? Never thought you'd see Aunt Zhao's face turn this red, right? Have you seen my painting? Have you? Is it good?"
On the other end, there was a splash, and the call was abruptly cut off.
Finally, it was time for the bull's recognition ceremony.
Niu Jianqiang dragged Li Dazhuang to stand a meter away from Li Cheng and said emotionally, "I want to recognize you as my father! You're mature and charming, unlike those young managers who pick their feet!"
Li Cheng trembled with anger!
Qiao Xi's voice came over the loudspeaker again—
"I'm sure everyone is curious, how did Da Zhuang win Aunt Zhao's heart?"
The crowd: "Yeah, how did he do it?"
Qiao Xi: "What makes Da Zhuang better than Manager Li?"
The crowd: "Yeah, what's better?"
Qiao Xi: "Open the wedding candies, scan the QR code inside, follow the official account, and all the stories will be revealed to you!"
Li Cheng: !!!
He Xuefang: !!!
So that's what they were waiting for!
They hurriedly tried to get someone to snatch the candies, but it was too late!
The crowd quickly tore open the candies and scanned the codes!
As they read, they made "tsk tsk tsk" sounds!
This scene was being live-streamed simultaneously on the official channel of [Earn A Billion]. The bullet comments were flying fast!
[Where's the code! Just tell me where the code is!]
[Damn, I can't scan it if I'm not there? Qiao Xi, you've got this scarcity marketing down!]
[Let me know next time you go live; I want to get in line at the venue!]
In less than an hour, the live stream viewership broke two billion.
Director Jin, far away in Xicun, was furious when he heard the news: "All the viewers went to Qiao Xi's live stream, so that's why our viewership is only five million?!"
The producer frowned: "I told you not to drive Qiao Xi away. Now look, do you think these young masters and ladies will actually work? The ratings are plummeting!"
Director Jin stormed out angrily, "I don't believe it! She can't keep live-streaming forever! Once this wave is over, the traffic will naturally return!"
Yu Corporation.
The farce ended with the departure of the "Baga" car.
The entire Yu Corporation building was filled with a subtle excitement.
At the workstations, a few employees gathered, scanning the QR codes and occasionally exclaiming in surprise.
"This is amazing!"
"Aunt Zhao and Da Zhuang must be happy!"
"Ahem." A cough suddenly came from behind.
Everyone turned around, startled!
"President Yu!"
Yu Zheng frowned, his face serious, "During work hours, what are you all doing?"
As he spoke, he confiscated the wedding candies, "Don't let me see this again."
"Yes, sir!"
Yu Zheng turned and quickened his pace as he walked to the top floor.
There, he spread out the confiscated candy wrappers and started scanning the QR codes!
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The secretary watched as their boss Yu followed the official account, watched a 60-second ad, and then opened the captivating love story.
[That night, her strong arms gave him a sense of security. Both felt a stir in their hearts but did not express it.]
[Aunt Zhao said, "I need a shield to fend off a bunch of unwanted admirers. And you're at an age where people in the village start talking. Our marriage is a mutually beneficial arrangement; let's set some ground rules and not cross the line."]
[However, on the way to get their marriage certificate, the Civil Affairs Bureau suddenly lost power! Aunt Zhao knew it, Li Cheng would not give up so easily! Whether it was cutting the power or causing the computer to freeze, nothing could stop her and Da Zhuang's determination to get married!]
Yu Zheng was engrossed.
On the other side, Aunt Zhao received a call from Li Ma, shyly lowering her head: "You know about marriage of convenience, right? Don't say anymore, don't say anymore, I'm getting shy! Of course, the ground rules were fake! Once we get the certificate, we'll naturally start looking at each other. Isn't that what the books say? Do you listen to them every day?"
"What's there to be embarrassed about? You live together first, then have friction... Hey! What are you talking about! Shame on you! Of course, I mean emotional friction! How could it be... Ah! Not talking to you anymore! You're so bad bad!"
"Click—"
Yu Siyan closed the break room door, deep in thought.
Marriage of convenience... friction...
Young Master Yu's face was flushed.
He and Xi Xi, they were technically married first, right?
Does that mean there's going to be friction next?
For some reason, Cheng Xi's shout suddenly echoed in his head: "She doesn't love you at all!"
Young Master Yu's face darkened, mentally conjuring up an image of Da Zhuang punching the noisy Cheng Xi and sending him flying!
"What are you doing?"
Behind him, Qiao Xi poked the young master.
Without waiting for an answer, she grabbed his hand and started walking out, "Come on, a new applicant is here, you'll definitely love it."
The young master said nothing, just stared at Qiao Xi's small hand.
Cheng Dong was recording a short video outside.
As he recorded, he quietly narrated, "It's 12 PM on August 8th. Just look at Young Master's face; if Young Madam asked him to strip and dance right now, he probably wouldn't pole dance. From what I see, we're scared of the old master, the old master is scared of the young master, and the young master is scared of the young madam. Follow this chain of command up, and—oh! This family is going to have the surname Qiao in the future!"
In the meeting room.
The person who walked in made Yu Siyan instantly sober.
Three faces met.
Zhou Ninghuan smiled, "Hey, boss, I'm here to apply!"
Qiao Xi: "We don't hire useless... idle people."
"I can do anything!" Zhou Ninghuan said, "You guys need a blogger, right? My agent said that after eating the cow dung cake, my acting range has broadened! I'll do anything you want! I just want to join this big family!"
Qiao Xi and Yu Siyan exchanged a look.
She unwrapped a lollipop and crossed her legs.
Finally, under Zhou Ninghuan's eager gaze, she asked, "Model, can you do that?"
Zhou Ninghuan slapped the table, "Oh, Xi姐! My original profession! My poses are top-notch! I can start today!"
Half an hour later.
The live stream began.
Zhou Ninghuan, dressed in a set of old-fashioned red thermal underwear, cried while striking strong poses in front of the camera.
Meanwhile, he shouted, "Family! Pure cotton, no pilling! Skin-friendly and elastic! Just like Yu Siyan's butt! If you can't touch Yu Siyan, touch pure cotton! Let me see who doesn't buy it! Is it you? Or you? You??? I'm doing this, and you're still not buying!"
He pointed at the camera, yelling.
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