Yu Siyan was stunned, his beautiful pupils instantly splitting into a fan-shaped pattern.
Three parts doubt, three parts shock, two parts hurt, two parts disbelief.
"I, have children with whom?" He asked again.
Xiao 6: "Aoo aoo aoo! Master, wake up! You're about to expose yourself! You can't tell the villain the original plot!"
Qiao Xi was in a daze.
She only heard Xiao 6's instruction: "Shut his mouth."
Yu Siyan was relentless, looking like he was about to make a scene: "Who am I supposed to have children with? Make it clear... mmm."
Soft lips pressed against his.
A quick peck.
They separated.
Qiao Xi pinched his chin, giggling, "Oh ho, blocked. Can't speak now, can you?"
Xiao 6: !!!
Young Master: !!!
"You..."
"Peck!" She kissed him again.
Before Yu Siyan's blush could spread to his ears, Qiao Xi stumbled forward, pushing him into the wardrobe.
Thump, a fall.
She propped herself up, squinting at him.
Then, like a chick pecking at rice, she kissed him every two seconds.
"Still want to talk? Hmm?"
"Face allergic? Why so red?"
"Ha? Think burying your head in your clothes will hide you from me?"
"Must say, your face is so good to rUa~"
Xiao 6: !!!!!!!!!!
Whoa!!!! Damn!!!!
What a scene! What a scene ahhhhh!
It's not just the young master! If it had a face, it would also be blushing for half an hour!!! Master, you're so bold?!
Xiao 6 frantically applied to its higher-ups to format itself!! Please, let it forget!!!
Outside.
Cheng Dong and Aunt Li were listening at the door.
"What's going on?"
"No sound."
"Ah? Did they die?"
They were silent.
Then Aunt Li wailed: "Oh my little master!!! The adorable baby I watched grow up! Even though you make a fuss and fall to the ground at the slightest provocation, every time you fall, I have to wash your clothes, it's really annoying! But if this fall is for life, how am I supposed to live, oh!!"
Cheng Dong: "Oh my little master!!! Come back to life! Next time I deal with those rotten peach blossoms, I won't spread rumors that you and I are a couple!!! Your reputation isn't restored yet, how can you go?!"
The whole household of servants came running.
Some cried, some spilled the tea.
"Whoosh——"
The door suddenly opened.
The noise stopped abruptly!
Everyone turned simultaneously.
Only to see the young master covering his mouth, looking as if he had been steamed, wobbling out.
He first glared fiercely at Cheng Dong.
Cheng Dong: !!!
Cheng Dong immediately covered his head, ready for a beating!
However, Yu Siyan ignored him and rushed past!
He seemed to be searching for something, and when he saw Cheng Xi by the rockery, his eyes lit up, and he rushed over.
Cheng Xi struggled: "Young master, are you okay..." Right?
Before the words were out, Yu Siyan quickly removed his hand from his mouth.
Cheng Xi saw his shiny lips.
In a second, he covered them again.
Cheng Xi: ?
What did that mean?
Then he saw the young master opening and closing his hand, showing him, then not showing him, showing him, then not showing him.
Cheng Xi's expression grew stern!
"Young master, did she punch your mouth crooked!" He stumbled up, angry, "This won't do! Just hitting a bit for fun was fine! Young master's best feature is his face! The young mistress is too much! This leaves no way out for people!"
As he said this, he rushed inside.
And was immediately pulled back by Yu Siyan.
For the first time, Yu Siyan didn't mind, and whispered in his ear: "She kissed me."
Paused, couldn't help but laugh: "Twenty-eight times."
Cheng Xi: ?
Yu Siyan: "Just like Li Da Zhuang kissing Aunt Zhao."
Cheng Xi: ???!!!
Yu Siyan: "Ah, love, I only know a bit, just a bit."
Cheng Xi: "Ahhhhh!"
He dashed outside.
With a splash, he jumped into the lake by the rockery!
"Brother!!" Cheng Dong rushed to save him!
The young master quickly picked up the diary that had fallen to the ground.
The latest page didn't even pretend anymore, it read—
[Cloudy weather, cloudy weather, cloudy weather, cloudy weather, I hate couples! I hate love! If the heavens can hear me, please restore order to the single world! Especially that couple showing off in front of me!]
Yu Siyan grabbed Aunt Li's accounting pen and scribbled away.
Then tossed the pen, and left.
Aunt Li peeked and gasped!
There was a drawing of two people kissing on it!
It even had a diary entry.
[August 5th, sunny. Wishing Aunt Zhao and Li Da Zhuang a happy life together. Attached picture—this is their love story.]
That night, the young master was too frantic to sleep.
Unlike usual, he didn't mind the rough sheets, instead gently stroking them. He didn't mind Cheng Dong's stupidity, instead smiled and encouraged.
The bed wasn't hard, it wasn't noisy outside, even his father's face wasn't annoying anymore.
Even in the middle of the night when he went to the bathroom and locked eyes with Yu Zheng, he smiled and greeted him.
"Hi, you're here to relieve yourself too?"
Yu Zheng almost thought he was dreaming.
At breakfast, Qiao Xi was still asleep.
Yu Zheng was just about to call someone to wake her when his chopsticks were slapped away by Yu Siyan.
"Let her sleep."
Yu Zheng: ?
After eating, Yu Siyan prepared to go to work, warning Yu Zheng: "Don't wake her, I'm heading to the company."
Yu Zheng: "..."
Yu Zheng took a deep breath and called Aunt Li, giving her a look.
Aunt Li saluted: "Don't worry, sir, as you requested, it's been spread."
That day, the entire high society of Beijing was in an uproar!
Playboy A: "What? Brother Nian has a big baby?! 666! As expected of our brother!"
Playboy B: "What? Brother Nian's big baby was seen during the striptease last time? 666!"
Playboy C: "What! Brother Nian and Old Master Yu were stripping together, competing with their big babies? Brother Nian won? 6666666!"
The news reached Yu's residence, and Yu Zheng spit out his drink!
"Who spread this!" he roared.
Aunt Li quickly apologized: "Sorry, sorry! I had Cheng Dong spread it, I didn't think he, he... Oh dear! Sir! It's all my fault! You can punish me! To be honest, when I went out this morning, I cast a hexagram! I knew I couldn't escape this disaster today!"
Yu Zheng: "..."
Meanwhile, Qiao Xi slept till noon before getting up.
"Yesterday I..."
She touched her lips.
Xiao 6: !!!
Whoa! She remembered?!