Yu Zheng indeed led a group of bodyguards, looking as if he was ready to run eight hundred miles, charging outside.
"Catch him for me!"
Qiao Xi clapped her hands. "Wow, he really got lured away. Impressive, impressive!"
Xiao 6: "......."
It's really going to die from this absurd plot someday!!!
When will this mission finally be completed? Waaaaah!! It really wants to go home!!!!
At least one of the host and the mission target should be normal, right? Otherwise, how can the system survive?
After watching the scene, Qiao Xi felt satisfied and turned to leave.
Suddenly, a stern voice came from behind, "Stop right there!"
She turned around to see He Xuefang glaring at her with a scornful expression.
"You were fooling me last time, weren't you?" He Xuefang squinted her eyes.
With Yu Zheng not around, she revealed her true nature.
Qiao Xi couldn't be bothered with her and walked towards the door.
He Xuefang immediately chased after her, "I told you to stop! You..."
"Aunt Zhao!" Qiao Xi shouted.
From around the corner, Aunt Zhao came running. "What's wrong, Young Madam!"
"She said she agreed to your marriage with Li Cheng," Qiao Xi pointed at He Xuefang. "Congratulations on your wedding. The gift money will be from Yu Siyan."
Aunt Zhao: ??
He Xuefang: ???!!!
"When did I say that!"
He Xuefang cursed, but Aunt Zhao quickly restrained her.
Aunt Zhao, with a hesitant look, said, "I... I want to talk to you. I know you favor me, but I've asked, and my son really doesn't agree!"
After finally getting rid of Aunt Zhao, He Xuefang screamed in her room.
"I'll get rid of that little b*tch sooner or later! And Yu Siyan too!" She said to Li Cheng, "Haven't you noticed that ever since she came, Yu Siyan has become more arrogant! He used to cause trouble once a week, but now it's twice in three days!!"
Li Cheng replied, "There's nothing we can do."
"What do you mean there's nothing we can do! Don't think I didn't notice; your eyes were almost glued to that little b*tch today!"
Li Cheng pursed his lips.
He Xuefang glared at him. "Tomorrow, get someone to mess with her company! I asked Director Jin; they're going to film a show tomorrow and won't be back for a week!"
"Remember, don't hold back, uproot it, and cause a huge mess!"
Outside.
The young master returned in less than five minutes.
He had someone disguised as him, driving the car to the neighboring city, ensuring Yu Zheng wouldn't come back tonight.
Because tonight... he had something more important to do.
He called Cheng Dong and Cheng Xi, pacing in the yard for five minutes.
"Young Master," Cheng Dong said, "We know you can walk the runway and look great, but how long are you going to walk?"
Cheng Xi yawned. "Young Master, I still have to work the night shift."
Yu Siyan squatted down.
"There's something I want to ask you."
The two: ?
Cheng Dong's eyes brightened, and he immediately understood, "Are you worried that after you leave, we won't be able to protect the company? Don't worry, Young Master, with me around, you just..."
"Why hasn't she invited me to sleep together?" Yu Siyan asked, chewing on a Wahaha drink.
The two: ?
"It's been three days, and she hasn't brought it up." Yu Siyan kicked a stone with his toe, his eyes wandering. "It's not that I really want to sleep with her, but I saw online that if a woman likes you, she'll definitely take the initiative... I'm just curious, no other reason."
Cheng Dong spoke seriously, "Young Master, it's time for me to teach you a lesson."
Five minutes later, the three sat on the ground, and Cheng Dong began drawing on the ground with a stick.
"First, we can confirm that she loves you," Cheng Dong said.
The other two nodded.
One head, in particular, was especially happy and flushed.
Cheng Dong continued, "Secondly, girls are generally shy..."
"Everyone has hair on their body~"
A tuneless song suddenly came from above.
The three looked up in unison: ?
On the roof, Qiao Xi was digesting her meal, dancing from the left side of the roof to the right.
When she sang, "There's also hair under our arms, we know it as armpit hair," she waved her arms wildly, shaking all over!
Cheng Xi: "Did the Young Madam get lice?"
"Smack!"
Yu Siyan slapped him. "Can't you speak normally?"
"Oh." Cheng Xi rubbed his head.
Cheng Dong opened his mouth, then closed it again, his lips trembling. He silently crossed out the "second point" he had just written.
He concluded, "In short, men need to be proactive!"
"How do I take the initiative?" The young master sipped another mouthful of Wahaha.
Cheng Dong leaned in to whisper, only to see Yu Siyan back away eight feet.
"Why are you getting so close? I have a family now, be careful."
Cheng Xi chimed in, "Yeah, 'Grape wine in a jade cup, boys will lose their youth.' Don't you know that poem?"
Cheng Dong: "..."
Finally, Cheng Dong wrote down the method on a piece of paper and gave it to Yu Siyan.
The young master went to bed holding the note, feeling that the moonlight tonight was particularly sweet.
The next day, when Yu Zheng returned, his dark circles were down to his groin.
He burst into the house, panting. "Where's Yu Siyan!"
He had gone around the city and even to the neighboring city, only to find that it was just a small bodyguard disguised as Yu Siyan! Furious, he rushed back overnight!
Butler Liu was already waiting at the door.
"Young Master has gone to the show! He left a message, wishing you good health!"
Actually, there was another line: "Don't get so angry that you die; otherwise, who will I play with when I get back?"
But Butler Liu dared not say it. He couldn't afford to lose his job; he still had a 95-year-old mother to care for.
Even that was enough to make Yu Zheng explode.
He fell straight backward!
Butler Liu skillfully waved his hand. "Quick, the master has fainted again because of the young master! Bring the oxygen machine, quickly!"
The whole family mobilized, working like a well-oiled machine, and soon sent Yu Zheng to the third floor for professional health care.
Meanwhile.
Qiao Xi and the others got out of the car but didn't enter the village. Instead, the director team led them to the mountains.
Director Jin said, "The village hasn't had such heavy rain in years. The people here are all farmers who rely on the weather, so they worship the mountain god. Today, we'll follow the villagers to worship the mountain god!"
[Good morning! Did everyone watch Yu Siyan's live stream yesterday? I ordered overnight, hoping for fast shipping]
[Personally, I'm curious to know if second wives really come home earlier?]
[So a big CEO also wears netted underwear]
[Such a filial son, I almost spat out my drink watching the stream yesterday. In just one hour, it was shared over 100,000 times]
[Although the Yu family quickly pulled the hot search, my all-nighter wasn't in vain; I got the first scoop! Hahaha!]
The group arrived at the temple.
Before the others arrived, the young master sneaked over.
He took out a small cheat sheet and glanced at it.
"Step one: Say sweet things! Look into her eyes, full of emotion! Then say this: 'Do you know which would hurt more if a watermelon and a winter melon fell on your head?' (She'll answer one of them), then you say: 'No, my heart hurts more.'"