"Don't leave after work, something's up?"
Jiang Fan's first reaction was to wonder what he had done wrong again. Then, upon reflection, he couldn't think of anything he had done that violated company rules. He weakly slumped over the table.
"What a mess I've made."
This was almost becoming his catchphrase.
As Jiang Fan struggled to recall what he had done in his previous life, Qian Wan and Chen Yi appeared on his left and right. Qian Wan asked curiously,
"Fan, you're living with Deputy General Manager Tang now? General Manager Su nagged about you all night when she went home yesterday."
Jiang Fan nodded vigorously, then grabbed Qian Wan's arm and wiped his face with her sleeve, sighing,
"Qian Wan, my life is so hard! I'm living in misery."
Qian Wan pushed Jiang Fan's head away with a disgusted look, and Chen Yi continued,
"Is Deputy General Manager Tang the water, and General Manager Su the fire? Brother, it's a mix of extreme heat and cold, an endless joy."
"Get lost!"
"Fan, since you and Deputy General Manager Tang are divorced, why are you still living together?"
"I owe her money."
Just as Jiang Fan answered Qian Wan, Chen Yi said,
"Paying her back in kind?"
Jiang Fan turned around and slapped Chen Yi's arm, angrily saying,
"Pay her back in kind? I owe her a lot of money, a really lot of money."
Jiang Fan made a gesture as if embracing the world, then slumped over the table with a sorrowful face and whispered,
"I don't want to work hard anymore."
Chen Yi patted Jiang Fan's shoulder sympathetically. Qian Wan sat on Jiang Fan's table. The three of them were getting closer. Li Dongsheng, who was not far away, looked at the three of them and listened to Jiang Fan's words just now. He sneered and said,
"Poor guy."
His voice was not small, and it reached Jiang Fan's ears. Jiang Fan just got up and found two hands on his shoulder. He sat on the chair, turned around, leaned against the back of the chair, and smiled at Li Dongsheng.
"Your mom doesn't want you anymore."
"Poor guy."
"Your mom had a second child. Your main account is useless now. Your mom doesn't want you anymore."
"Your mom doesn't want you."
"Anyway, your mom doesn't want you. Are you scared? Are you crying? Your mom doesn't want you anymore. That kid, no one wants him anymore."
Jiang Fan kept repeating this sentence, making Qian Wan, who was sitting beside him, couldn't help but laugh. This was something they would say when they argued as kids around the age of three or five, scaring each other by saying their mom didn't want them anymore, or when they were teasing someone. Now, Jiang Fan was treating Li Dongsheng like a child. Jiang Fan didn't take Li Dongsheng seriously, but Li Dongsheng was extremely annoyed.
Li Dongsheng stood up and pointed at Jiang Fan, angrily saying,
"Jiang Fan, wait until my dad comes back. I'll tell my mom to ask him to fire you!"
Jiang Fan didn't take this seriously at all. He shook his head and looked at Li Dongsheng seriously, asking,
"Li Dongsheng, let me ask you something."
"Say it!"
"Are you still drinking milk?"
"Fuck your mom."
Li Dongsheng couldn't hold it in anymore. He cursed and lifted the bench to charge towards Jiang Fan. Jiang Fan ran away and ran behind Liu Jiulong. He grabbed Liu Jiulong's shoulders with both hands and said pitifully,
"Deputy Liu, you see, I didn't start the fight, but Li Dongsheng is trying to hit me. What should I do? I need help urgently."
Jiang Fan didn't take Li Dongsheng seriously, but he had to admit that this guy was well-raised by his mother. He stood up and was about 1.85 meters tall. When he lifted the bench, Jiang Fan clearly saw his developed biceps.
This mama's boy seemed to be somewhat capable.
At this moment, Liu Jiulong was also a bit embarrassed. Yang Jin, who went out, specifically instructed him to watch over the General Affairs Department and not to let them fight. Just now, when he saw Jiang Fan and Li Dongsheng arguing, Jiang Fan didn't seem to have any intention of fighting, and Chen Yi and Qian Wan were also stopping him, so Liu Jiulong didn't pay much attention. When he heard Jiang Fan say, "Are you still drinking milk?" he knew things were going bad.
But! Jiang Fan didn't start the fight, it was Li Dongsheng.
Liu Jiulong stepped forward, grabbed the chair in Li Dongsheng's hand, and said in a deep voice,
"Dongsheng! Don't be impulsive. Put the bench down quickly."
"Get away. Didn't you hear him insulting me? Now you're coming to stop me? Jiang Fan, if you're a man, come here now."
Li Dongsheng didn't give Liu Jiulong any face, and he didn't need to. Qian Wan, who was still sitting on Jiang Fan's table, hugged herself and said coldly,
"Jiang Fan insulted you? We didn't hear it. Instead, you kept calling him 'poor guy'. What? Are you embarrassed because he said you're still drinking milk? Are you getting angry because you're ashamed?"
Li Dongsheng couldn't break free, and the chair in his hand was taken away by Liu Jiulong. He pointed at Qian Wan and cursed,
"Bitch, don't think I won't dare to touch you because your aunt is protecting you. I'll beat you to a pulp."
"A mama's boy who doesn't even wet his pants, try touching me, and see if Li Dahai can protect you!" Qian Wan retorted.
As soon as Qian Wan finished speaking, she suddenly felt a figure appear before her. Jiang Fan hoisted Big Qian onto his shoulder and whistled to Chen Yi.
"Let's go. If he's sick, we're sick too. Why bother arguing with a child? Let's go. What if he's mentally ill?"
Jiang Fan's mouth was really sharp. Qian Wan made a face at Li Dongsheng from Jiang Fan's shoulder. Chen Yi raised his head, laughing, and ran out of the General Department. By this time, people from other departments had also come to the General Department to see the commotion. When they saw Jiang Fan carrying Qian Wan out of the General Department, their faces turned into a variety of colors.
"Is Jiang Fan starting to kidnap people now? How desperate can he be?"
This was what the newcomers thought. The people who had arrived earlier to watch the commotion also looked at the three people running away with fright. These three guys had really angered Mr. Li's son. They were not to be trifled with.
Jiang Fan's reputation was getting worse, and his legend was starting to spread in Glory.
When Jiang Fan walked to the elevator carrying Big Qian, he coincidentally encountered Yang Jin coming out of the elevator. Seeing Jiang Fan carrying Qian Wan, Yang Jin was slightly taken aback, and Jiang Fan was also startled. He put Qian Wan down and prepared to run, but was still caught by Yang Jin, who grabbed the back of his collar and repeatedly slapped his back.
"You can't stop for a minute. I won't let you stop. This is a company, not a playground. Why are you carrying Qian Wan and running? And Qian Wan! Why are you following Jiang Fan's nonsense? You're driving me crazy!"
Saying this, she was still not satisfied and reached out to twist Jiang Fan's ear. Jiang Fan grinned with a toothy smile, while Chen Yi beside him covered his head with his "pig's hoof" and couldn't help but explain.
"Jin, it was Li Dongsheng who provoked and insulted us in the office. When insulted, we have to fight back. We just wanted to maintain the harmonious atmosphere of the General Department. If we can't beat them, we run. As for Big Qian...this is to avoid conflicts between shareholders."
It seemed that the General Department couldn't stay together. Yang Jin twisted Jiang Fan's ear and called Song Jing on her phone. Then she pointed at Chen Yi and Qian Wan and said,
"You two, follow me."
Hearing that he was not involved, Jiang Fan quickly said,
"Then...Jin, can I go downstairs to have a smoke?"
"You? I have to take you with me."
Yang Jin brought the three problematic children into the elevator.
The Human Resources Department on the tenth floor.
Song Jing's mouth twitched as she looked at the three primary school students standing behind Yang Jin, especially Jiang Fan and Qian Wan. She couldn't help but ask with a twitching mouth,
"Manager Yang, you're not giving them to me, are you? My department is too small to accommodate these three big Buddhas. Manager Ji's department is short of people. I'll accompany you there."
Rejected before even speaking? Yang Jin felt embarrassed. She turned around and gave Jiang Fan and Chen Yi a beating. It was just a playful hit that didn't hurt. Yang Jin didn't want to punish these two naughty kids hard. After the punishment, Yang Jin lifted her head, tucked her hair behind her ear, took a deep breath, and looked at Song Jing.
"Not three, I have to take Jiang Fan away. Chen Yi and Qian Wan will study here for a few days. I have no choice! Manager Song, the current General Department is like a kindergarten class. I'm like a teacher. It's impossible to keep them together."
Song Jing's face was slightly embarrassed, and she asked in a low voice,
"Are you sure it's not Jiang Fan? If it's not him, it's fine!"
Upon hearing this, Jiang Fan was unhappy. He tilted his head and asked,
"Hey, hey, Manager Song, we don't have any grudges, right? Why am I not suitable for the Human Resources Department? Give me three days, and I'll definitely make your Human Resources Department chaotic. Ouch, ouch, ouch."
Before Jiang Fan could finish speaking, he was dragged away by Yang Jin, who twisted his ear. As he was leaving, he gritted his teeth and reminded the two left behind,
"If you two cause trouble in the Human Resources Department, I'll resign and send you both home! Jiang Fan, try making a sound again. I haven't been this tired even when teaching Beibei to do her homework. Haven't you grown up?"
The figure disappeared, but the voice lingered.
Chen Yi raised his "pig's hoof" and scratched his head, awkwardly smiling at Song Jing. Then he bent down at a 90-degree angle and shouted,
"Please teach me! My name is Chen Yi!"
Qian Wan slapped Chen Yi's head and whispered, scolding him,
"Idiot!"
Then she walked forward, hugged Song Jing's arm, acted cute, and tried to bribe her.
"Song sister, you're so pretty! What cosmetics do you use? I've been recommended a lot recently, and I got a little impulsive and bought more than ten items. I'll bring them to you tomorrow, okay? Song sister, can I play games in the Human Resources Department? I'll just play games and not talk or make trouble!"
"Report to Manager Song, I'm the same."
Song Jing suddenly felt a headache and said weakly,
"The computers in the Human Resources Department are very..."
"It's fine. I'll bring my own. Brother Yi, should I bring one for you? Hey! I don't know if Fan will come to the Human Resources Department to see us."
Qian Wan seemed a bit regretful. At this time, Chen Yi whispered,
"Should I go and ask Yang Jin? If Fan goes back to the General Department alone, he definitely won't be able to beat Li Dongsheng."
After the two of them plotted, Song Jing called Ji Jing and explained the situation here. After hearing this, Ji Jing laughed heartily and promised to come and take one of them away in the morning. Song Jing breathed a sigh of relief. She suddenly felt very sympathetic to Yang Jin. She had tried very hard to manage the General Department.
One Jiang Fan had made Glory chaotic.
Ji Jing's call was received in front of Jiang Fan. Now, there were three women standing in front of Jiang Fan.
Ji Jing, Yang Jin, and Su Qing.
Jiang Fan took a deep breath.
"Uh, I still have something to do. I'll go first..."
Before he could run, Jiang Fan was stopped by Yang Jin, who grabbed his arm and scolded,
"Ms. Su is taking you to buy clothes. Why are you running? You've brought honor to the General Department again this time. Sister will also reward you with one. Also! Last night's dinner wasn't very pleasant. That's what Ji Jing said."
Ji Jing raised her arm excitedly and shouted,
"Let's eat hot pot!"