Tim was a peculiar hermit who had managed to remain isolated in his quaint cabin since the very beginning of the zombie apocalypse taking him two weeks to even notice the zombie apocalypse had occured. While chaos reigned outside and survivors struggled to stay alive, Tim found solace in his solitude, passing the time with odd hobbies and eccentric pastimes.
One day, as Tim rummaged a neighbour's cabin he stumbled upon the classic game called "Pin the Tail on the Donkey." where players were supposed to place a tail on donkey blindfolded. With a mischievous glint in his eye, Tim decided to give the game a new twist with zombies, unaware of the stupidity of his idea.
Armed with the tails from the box and a sense of reckless abandon, Tim ventured out into the desolate landscape, his heart pounding with excitement. Eventually tim found a group of zombies crept up on one of the unsuspecting zombies, their decomposing body swaying aimlessly as it searched for the next meal. With a sly grin, Tim tiptoed closer, determined to pin tails on the undead creatures without alerting any to his presence.
As Tim approached the first zombie, he extended his hand with the tail in tow, pressing the tail onto it's butt. The zombie became aware of his prence and with a guttural growl, the zombie lunged towards Tim, its rotted fingers grasping for him. In a panic, Tim stumbled backward, tripping over his own feet and landing squarely in the midst of the zombie horde.
The zombies, now fully aware of Tim's presence, closed in on him with ravenous hunger, their gnashing teeth and outstretched arms a terrifying sight to behold. Tim scrambled to his feet, frantically trying to fight them off with the tails on his undead assailants in a futile attempt to save himself.
But alas, it was too late. The zombies overpowered Tim, their insatiable appetites driving them to feast upon his flesh. As Tim's cries of terror echoed through the desolate landscape, his fate was sealed - a cautionary tale of a man who dared to play games with the undead and paid the ultimate price. So remember don't play with zombies it might cost you your life.