"It's really a pity."
In Tobirama's office.
Tobirama also felt that it was unfortunate about Konan's death.
If she had learned his Mutually Multiplying Explosive Tags, all she would need to do was summon a few explosive tags each time. If she continuously caused explosions with so many tags, it would eventually wear out Obito.
Unfortunately, Konan didn't know Tobirama's Mutually Multiplying Explosive Tags.
She also couldn't calculate as precisely as Orochimaru, using the explosive tags sparingly.
She could only choose to detonate a large number of tags at once to decrease her margin for error.
But what she didn't know was that there was a jutsu like Izanagi in the ninja world, which completely turned her plans into a joke.
"Jiraiya, how about making Konan my disciple? If I let her continue following you as fate intended, I feel like her talents are being wasted."
Jiraiya, who was standing next to Mito and avoiding Tsunade's nagging, was immediately confused when he heard this.
"No, Lord Second Hokage, you can't do this."
Ignoring the surprised looks from others, young Jiraiya rushed to hug Tobirama's leg, crying and wiping his nose.
"If you're going to cry, at least cry properly. Don't wipe your snot on my pants!"
Tobirama, disgusted, kicked Jiraiya away, not wanting his pants ruined.
These pants were brand-name: Ban-Do Road.
He had waited in line for three minutes to buy them.
"No, Lord Second Hokage, you didn't fall for Konan's 'financial abilities' did you?"
Having just wiped the snot off his pants, Tobirama immediately turned to look at the light screen when he heard Jiraiya.
"What are you talking about? I don't understand."
Seeing that the Second Hokage was playing dumb, Jiraiya wouldn't back down. He gave him a thumbs-up, saying with a hint of sarcasm, "As expected of Tsunade's second grandfather. You two are like peas in a pod."
"Cough Cough, actually, Tsunade is more like my older brother."
"Hey~"
Senju Hashirama, hearing his younger brother mention him, immediately protested, "Why are you dragging me into your mess with Jiraiya?"
"Admit it, Tsunade resembles you more."
"This..."
"Tsunade becoming a gambler was all your fault."
"How can something like playing cards and gambling be considered harmful?"
As he thought back to the time when he taught young Tsunade how to play cards and gamble, Hashirama's voice grew softer.
"But Tsunade's personality is nothing like yours, Hashirama."
"Big sister, you..."
Tobirama looked at Mito in surprise, as if shocked by her comment.
It was true. Usually, when he spoke to his older brother Hashirama, Mito, his sister-in-law, would hardly ever interrupt.
Unexpectedly, this time, she had a reply that left him unable to retort.
"That's right."
Hashirama's eyes lit up when he heard her. "If Tsunade is as much of a gambler as I am, I can tolerate that, but her personality is nothing like mine."
"Hmph, as if my temper is so bad."
"Who knows, maybe you're just a quiet flirt?"
"You're the flirt."
"You're the one who's a flirt."
"No, you are."
The Senju brothers kept bickering, and little Jiraiya couldn't get a word in.
And so, the matter about Konan was smoothly ignored by the Senju brothers, who worked well together.
Poor little Jiraiya, let's have a moment of silence for him.
Amitabha, endless blessings, Holy Mary, amen!
[During the Fourth Great Ninja War, Nagato and Itachi were both reanimated with Edo Tensei.]
[As a man who couldn't tame Konan, Nagato didn't mention her when meeting Naruto. Instead, Itachi asked about Sasuke.]
[As for the joke about Konan having six trillion explosive tags, that's essentially just the overblown creation of a foolish author.]
[If we must make some sense of this foolish author's work, it could somehow be linked to Gai.]
[We will talk about this later.]
[Next is the much-anticipated strength segment.]
[Konan herself is meticulous, with tight plans, and never fights an unprepared battle.]
[But her combat power is not outstanding. The "Naruto" series isn't about intelligence battles. Otherwise, with Konan's ability to plan, Hidan would be kneeling and banging his head, and Deidara would be lying down calling her 'sister' due to her explosive scale.]
[Konan would be more suited to handling the construction of toilets in the ninja villages or being a wholesale supplier of toilet paper, rather than something as absurd as Hidan driving a blood donation truck.]
[She could disguise the explosive tags as toilet paper, and even the Sharingan of the Uchiha clan couldn't see through it, causing the Five Great Nations to be blown away.]
[Then there's the economic power. Not to mention, even the lowest explosive tag costs at least 300 ryo each. Konan could sell them for just one ryo per tag, and the entire economy of the ninja world would collapse.]
[Nagato wouldn't need tailed beasts. Just one billion explosive tags per village in the Five Great Ninja Countries, and the ninja world would learn that explosion is art.]
[In front of the true rich woman, Konan, does it really matter whether one can fight or not?]
[What's more important is whether the leader, Nagato, knows how to use Konan.]
[In summary, Konan's experiences reflect the plight of war orphans. The happiness that could have been reached in an instant, by the time it's remembered, has already become unreachable due to the consequences of war.]
[Until Konan's last moment, her deepest feelings were still her childhood with Jiraiya, Yahiko, and Nagato. Everything seemed so close, but was no longer part of reality.]
"Konan handles toilets?"
"Toilet paper wholesale?"
"What on earth is going on?"
Hearing the absurd ideas from the screen by Hayashi Sora, everyone was both laughing and crying.
"But thinking about it... it seems somewhat feasible."
When Minato's words fell, several people instinctively touched their buttocks.
"That scene must have been very exciting."
How could it not be exciting?
What's the difference between that and throwing bombs in a bathroom?
Others use explosive tags to kill people, and you use them to blow up poop?
"Sakumo, don't say anymore. Just thinking about it gives me a bad feeling."
"Third Hokage, just don't think about it then."
"Easy to say."
The Third Hokage didn't argue with Sakumo, muttering a bit, and the topic was dropped.
"I'm actually curious though, if Konan really tried to sell 600 billion explosive tags, would the economy of the ninja world really collapse?"
"Orochimaru, don't think of such terrifying things."
"Don't want to?"
Orochimaru looked at Jiraiya and said with a smirk, "Then should we continue discussing explosive tags in the bathroom?"
"Let's just discuss the economy first."
"You have to understand the economy to discuss it?"
Sasuke looked at Jiraiya and Orochimaru with disdain and continued, "If I may be blunt, if we ninjas understood the economy, we wouldn't have left the common people's lives to the Daimyo while we focus on fighting."
Sasuke made a valid point.
Ninjas learn everything at the ninja academy, but none of it is related to economics, the livelihood of the people, or development.
What they learn is all about how to fight.
Discussing economics?
Let's first figure out what 50,000 times 50,000 is before talking about that.
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