[When Deidara was nine years old, he would often cause terror incidents in the village, like a mischievous kid blowing up manhole covers during New Year's, but the explosions were on a much larger scale, and the ones getting hurt were usually others, not himself.
[At such a young age, he was doing the kind of things terrorists loved most. People like this were often called terrorists by the younger generation.
[Such a talented child didn't impress the old fossils in Iwagakure, who despised firearms, because they preferred to throw rocks at people when they fought.
[The village leader, the Tsuchikage, Onoki, even forced Deidara to leave the village and live elsewhere.
[Comparing him to Naruto, both were young with blonde hair, both liked to cause trouble in their villages, but in Konoha, the approach was more encouraging. They didn't restrict Naruto's talents at all, even letting him paint the Hokage Rock wall.
[Especially the sexy jutsu, which was highly praised by the village's higher-ups, and even the grandchild of the Hokage eagerly tried to learn it.
[From the start of youth education, Konoha was already way ahead of Iwagakure by over 130 years.]
Hahaha, this kid's ideas are quite unique.
Looking at the light screen, which showed Naruto transformed into a three-piece swimsuit beauty, Hashirama Senju, while wiping his nosebleed, was praising Naruto greatly.
Mito, standing beside Hashirama, saw her husband acting so shamelessly and her gaze gradually turned dangerous.
"Hashirama… do you think the beauty on the light screen is pretty?"
"Of course she is."
"Then should I dress like that for you to see?"
"Well... Mito, maybe we should forget it. We're both getting old, we shouldn't be doing crazy things anymore."
Hashirama didn't speak, but as soon as he did, Mito became even angrier.
"Oh, you, Hashirama Senju, so now you're finally speaking the truth, huh? You're just annoyed that I'm getting old."
"Mito, that's not what I meant."
"I'm not listening, I'm not listening, you're just complaining that I'm old."
To be honest, Mito was indeed getting older, probably around fifty years old.
But because of the Yin Seal, her appearance was almost like a twenty-year-old girl.
Besides, Senju Hashirama wasn't the kind of person who would dislike his wife for getting older.
He just had a blunt personality and didn't think before speaking.
" Tobirama, your older brother is complaining that I'm old now, what do you think?"
"Simple, I'll just sit here and watch."
Senju Tobirama didn't want to get involved in the couple's issues. In the end, they'd make up anyway, and his opinion didn't really matter.
"Okay, you two Senju brothers teamed up to bully me, this old lady. I'm not living here anymore, boohoo~"
"…Mito, your crying is way too fake, and can you not eat sunflower seeds while crying? You could choke."
"Are you going to control me?"
"Fine, do whatever you want."
Senju Hashirama rubbed his forehead. He didn't know what Mito was acting crazy about.
Meanwhile, Tobirama, who was looking at the image of Naruto turning into a beautiful woman on the screen, glanced at his very "rich" sister-in-law, deep in thought.
Just as Tobirama was imagining certain possibilities, Mito suddenly shifted her attention to him.
"I don't care, Tobirama, you have to clone me a young body."
Well, Tobirama's premonition came true. Uzumaki Mito really wanted a young body.
"Sure."
For Tobirama now, cloning a body without Hashirama's cells and without all the messy Kekkei Genkai cells was incredibly simple.
It wasn't even a big deal, so he agreed without hesitation.
"By the way, I also want to make some adjustments to the clone body. I wonder if that's possible."
Senju Tobirama gave a meaningful glance at his sister-in-law and nodded.
"Sure."
"Hahaha, in one month, I'll be the first in the Uzumaki clan with a big chest~"
Upon hearing this, everyone present, including Tsunade, was speechless.
So, all this trouble with the First Hokage was just to get a body with a bigger chest?
By the way, Mito-sama, aren't you being a bit too lively? Shouldn't you be a bit more reserved with something like this?
Mito showed a fierce look: "What, are you trying to tell me what to do?"
Everyone frantically waved their hands and shook their heads: "No, no, of course not."
On the screen, Naruto's transformation jutsu caused quite a commotion over on Tobirama's side.
Meanwhile, on the Third Hokage's side, the transformation also caused a stir.
"Old man, are you going to explain this to me?"
When Kushina saw Naruto transform into a bikini-clad beauty, she immediately exploded.
If it weren't for Minato and Kurenai holding her back, she probably would have punched the Third Hokage right then and there.
"Yeah, Third Hokage, you didn't stop this, but you even praised it. Aren't you worried the kids will learn bad habits?"
Minato was also somewhat dissatisfied with the Third Hokage.
It's one thing to invent a jutsu, but a technique like the Sexy Jutsu was unnecessary.
This could affect the mental and physical health of young people.
Sigh.
"Actually, I've regretted it for a while. I shouldn't have spoiled Naruto this much. Did you see my grandson, Konohamaru, learning from Naruto too?"
"Haha, son, you did well. This is how it should be. Let's lead the next generation of the Sarutobi clan astray."
"Uh, though I don't really get what you mean, Mom, I'll do my best."
On the side, Asuma muttered quietly, "Actually, you don't need to try so hard."
"Ah? What does that mean, Uncle?"
Asuma said it very quietly, but Naruto still heard it.
Seeing Kushina look at him with a "kind" expression, Asuma quickly explained, "What I mean is, you don't need to spend so much energy teaching others. Just focus on teaching Konohamaru."
Asuma thought, anyway, Konohamaru had already been influenced by Naruto, and instead of letting Naruto affect other young ones, it might be better to continue focusing on Konohamaru.
He believed that with Konohamaru standing in front as an example, the other young ones in the clan would likely avoid getting too close to Naruto.
Asuma: For the sake of the other kids in the clan, Konohamaru, forgive me!
[Without guidance from Onoki, Deidara, during his three years of living alone, became more skilled at molding clay. His small mouths on both palms became increasingly agile, and he was invited by the three gay members to join the Akatsuki organization.]
[The three men, plus Deidara, four men, and six mouths (not counting the mouths on their chests), immediately hit it off.]
[For the sake of pursuing art, Deidara even became "obsessed" with the Uchiha's beautiful eyes and couldn't stop.]
[At the young age of twelve, he became a child laborer for terrorists, living every day in the assembly line of making clay bombs, with the code name: Seiryu (Blue Dragon).]
[After working on the bomb-making assembly line for six or seven years, Deidara, with his outstanding work, became a pro at shaping clay, and his explosions were highly effective. He earned the praise of his superiors.]
[He was assigned to work with a senior employee, the figurine man: Sasori, to form a team and head to Sunagakure, the territory of Gaara, the Jinchuriki of One-Tail.]
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