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Chapter 10 - Getting My Shit Kicked In Part 1

After my contemplation on what I should do in the future I double tapped my watch and I said ''I Jaxon Woe would like to be assigned to the [ Fatalitas ] classroom as I am the bodyguard of Han Seoyeon who has the designation of ] and the codename Calamity Truth 0 ]''

*Beep* *Beep* *Beep* after the 3 beeps were heard by Jaxon a *Ding* could be heard as his request was processed and confirmed by the principle as all request that have to do with anyone with the designation ] has to go through them an that goes especially with those of the [ Fatalitas ] class as they are vessel candidates.

For gods or for holy grails and if anything went wrong with them a universe or more could be erased from existence and since Han Seoyeon is both of those things everything that has to do with them is processed the fastest and I mean everything literally every breath she makes is processed every beat of her heart is processed every.

Shit, fart, piss, and even tears is processed just to make absolutely sure nothing is wrong with her in fact her dimensionality is checked every once and a while to make sure she isn't ascending to a higher point of existence ''*Sigh* I should start thinking about who my instructor will be ugh I hope it's a level.

60 but it'll most likely will be one of 70 or higher as they have to have someone strong enough to preform sealing rituals on the [ Fatalitas ] just in case one of those monsters were to loose their shit in combat training I mean I am pretty sure that the cuff's and collars won't do shit.

To them I mean if they really did baby rage for like 15 minutes they could devastate something like the Alcyoneus galaxy in it's entirety hmm never mind all that stuff let me check something'' after Jaxson said that he walked over to his back door and he typed in Han Seoyeon.

*Ding* after which a ding was heard as it showed the number 5 on it as they were one of the only five of that level of power here after the awakening by the tower after another brief musing he nocked on the door and then *creak* it creaked open and on the other side was.

 ''Han Seoyeon'' or rather her older brother judging from the lack of care in which they dressed and how were sharping a katana at this I could not help but ask ''You do know katanas are like really weak in the tower right I mean they are only really good for quick attacks and even then there really not that good and there are even.

Better options when it comes to that?'' after I said that they tilted their head in my direction and they said two words ''There cool'' in a monotone voice after they said that I shrugged and I plopped down on the couch and I asked ''So what anime do you like?'' 

They stopped sharpening it briefly before saying ''Kyou Kara Maou'' to that I laughed and I asked ''They gay anime really I mean-'' *Swish* *Bang* a katana was stuck near my head and holding on to it was ''Han Seoyeon'' and they leaned down to my mask/face and asked ''Any problem with it?'' 

''No in fact I think it is a great anime and is very underrated and honestly has one of the best gay relationships in anime well apart from Love Stage bu-'' *Stare* ''I-I mean u- um it's way better then Love Stage could ever hope to be''

''Good now then want to watch Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn'' I looked at them strangely and I asked ''Why?'' ''You are my bitc- I mean bodyguard so do as I say got it?'' ''Yes sir'' after which we proceeded to watch it in all it's glory *Beep!* a loud beep was heard as we were.

Teleported to are classroom after which I looked up and I saw Han Korain 'Fuck!' after cursing in my thoughts I saw the Yuri Kang 'Double Fuck! if he has her I have to deal with the level 70 shit I am not ready for them what so ever why did I not get them their should have been.

An empty position wait is it because of her that bitch god damnit I have to be in the same class as those demi gods and scary little shits who can rewrite everything in a moments notice shit fuck fuck shit fuck!' after the cursing ended.

He slowly walked to the tightly closed door with over a thousand different types of seals from different religions along with code constantly coming in and out of existence once he was sufficiently close to it *Swish* *Rattle* *Rattle* chains that suppressed his strength to a stat of 0.01.

Appeared around him and scanned him 30,982 different times each in different ways after which the seals quickly untied themselves and then the door opened with a *Bang!* which would causing a magnitude 9.5 earthquake if it where on the earth.

However than didn't really matter all that much as his body was shot into it after which everything went back to normal and as he was being shot in a strange noise was heard as a man with bulky arms grabbed him and then broke the chains of of him ''Reinforce'' after Jaxson heard that he did as he was told *Boom!* and then his body rocketed into the ground the force of which broke his bones.

But before he could even do anything to heal himself 50 different knives came into his body causing him do die and come back with everything shooting out of his body ''So you really are immortal good now then survive me for an hour'' 

After the voice was done talking *Boom!* a giant sonic boom could be heard as a hole was ripped open were his heart was supposed to be and he rocketed of into a mountain or that was what should have happened but his.

Right leg was grabbed twisted around and then he was punched back down to the ground the force of which caused his skin to rip out of his clothes and his organs to be evaporated but before he could land on the ground 

*Boom!* *Bang!* *Splatter* he turned into a bloody mist as the ground started extending to the air like a tree before exploding in every which was and as it exploded Jaxson's body started rapidly coming back with his clothes but *Bang!* *Boom!* another boom was heard as lighting the size of a mountain came.

Down upon him as it turned him into ash and then his ashes into ash and then those ashes into nothing but atoms as there was seemingly nothing left of him but ''Arigghhurplopghghheghgh fuck!-'' a loud agenized shout was heard as he came back after which the air around him turned into pure water and it started spinning counter clockwise and clock wise shredding him apart.

After that the air around him become a super hot as it dried him up so much that he died in 0.02 seconds after which it became super cold killing him in 0.01 seconds instead after which he was thrown into a star then left in space then he was thrown into the bottom of an ocean 2.5 times are own after which the voice came back and said ''Time for weapon training''

( A/N still feel like shit so not going to write a 2k word something chapter about training instead I will split it in two parts)