Announcement sent out to people subscribed to the Avalon fan club "the knights of the round table".
Hello, Knights and Fairies of the kingdom of Avalon!!!! This is Titania, the queen of the fairies, here to give you an extraordinary message. Due to recent complications, Lancelot has been sent on a long quest and will not be able to fill in as a performer for quite some time. Now I know Lancelot meant a lot to some of you, but fear not!!! His roller coaster "A friendly joust" remains open for all so you can hear his voice whenever you want to ride the coaster.
We have decided to replace Lancelot while he is on his journey with a NEW performer:
Please raise your swords in honor of…LADY GUENIVERE!!!! I know that many of you have been excited at the prospect of her joining us at Avalon and we could not be more excited for her step down from her castle to greet all of you young knights, fairies, and ladies. Be sure to look out for Lady Guenivere, and to be on your utmost behavior, it is rude to behave unaccordingly in front of a Queen! You wouldn't want one of the knights of the Round Table coming after you, or even worse; Arthur himself…
We are excited to welcome our new performer and her new attraction "A bewitching affair", a state of the art virtual reality experience where you get to experience the magic of being the queen of Camelot (and the love affairs that brings).
For Humility and Honor, HUZZAH!
Sincerely,
Titania