"No, that imaginary father-in-law would be me if an ugly bastard tried to take my daughter away from me."
"But what if it wasn't an ugly but a handsome man?" She asked curiously while settling further into her potato sack role over my shoulder by nestling around a bit for more comfort.
"Seraphiel, as far as I'm concerned, all other men are ugly in the whole universe."
"Hehe! Truly, you're the most shameless man to have ever existed."
"Why, do you not agree?" I asked while lowering my tone to an ominous one as if I suspected her of sacrilege.
Sera yelped, "N-no, I mean, yes! I agree wholeheartedly! Compared to your heavenly visage, all other men are akin to monstrous deformities, as ugly as dwarves!"
*Slap!*
"Kya! W-what was that for?! I agreed!"
"I didn't like your tone, woman. It felt as if you didn't fully agree with the sentiment your lips spewed. You were mocking me."
"I wouldn't dare!"
*Slap!*
