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Chapter 18 - Promised Second in New Dawn of Unknowns

*TWHACK WHIPS SWIIPS*

razor like vines were swinging frantically they were barely able to dodge the incoming flurry of blows 

a one from the side, if they jump the spear like another would get them so they had to think several moves ahead but that was no safe option either. when they had to use all their senses and focus to just dodge there was no time to counter attack

"Ta-aara a second give. shit!!" said nazar as he hastily put the words together without much thought as he slided an inch away from a thorn

"it better be worth it!,and be careful i still cant control this!" Taara who was more skillfull in her gait made a slight window for her movement as she jumped in the air, she bended her body and maneuvered as she dodged the vines that would normally skewered her 

as she stepped on the vines she was sure that she stepped on the safe area but in an instant she felt the razor like thorn emerging from inside the vine 

shit how can this motherfucker be able to do these!!!!

As Taara cursed inside she couldnt get enough power to jump as it slightly pierced the sole of her feet

"FUCK" shouted Taara as she jumped sideways and she dived upside down to the ground 

she had to it the "promised second" even though it would cost her life, it was her responsibility .She

saw the net of net of vines flying towards her to envelop her in the ends embrace.she stretched her hands in front of her as she framed inside the Golem in her index and thumb fingers 

Taara then truly opened her eyes as they started to change with a crystalized gaze from within

a burst of pure coldness, close to absoulute zero where even time freezes; blasted inside the golem, freezing it solid in an instant

Taaras mind started to freeze; it was an unpleasent feeling, she always hated it, hated winter, hated ice hated the coldness and arrogance that emanated from her people and most of all hated herself 

ah what wouldnt she sacrifice to sunny days yet to come 

the semi frozen vines started get closer and she didnt see anyway out of her death...

as she saw the world going grey and time going slower she started to reminiscense last years maybe it wasnt that bad of a finale...even though she didnt get any lover... as she closed his eyes She saw Nazar smiling joyfully did he always had this bright smile... he looked so similar yet so distant maybe a memory from another world or a distant past it was strange like a fever dream... maybe her sun since forever longed was him she thought as she felt a sense of warmness in her last moments

as she closed her eyes she was ready to pass on this world

and then she felt something strange in her head as she heard a distorted voice

something inside her break forcefully as she felt some sort of disgust filled with cringe and anger

NAZAR ??

THAT FUCKER?????

THAT UGLY SMELLY DISGUSTING MOTHERFUCKER????

HELLL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

she opened her eyes in anger amongst the vines that caged upon her she saw Nazar

Battered by wounds slumping on his feet and his one hand handicapped 

she saw his opened up bandages on his hand there were strange circles with letter tatoos covering everywhere, she saw the countless of wounds and felt pity for him as she, as a doctor didnt even see this many wounds burns cuts and gouged out parts on a person before 

he then quickly rummaged his pockets and made a hasty probably scratchy formula. he chewed it quickly and bit his lips and smeared his blood on his thumb of functional hand and smeared it again to his tatoos as they glowed 

as these were happening in an instant he saw the Taara and smiled at her 

a smile bright as sun... his many wounds wouldnt even dare to intercept 

she felt her heart skip a beat it wasnt because her narrativewise ridicioulusly long death scene it was something different something she couldnt even...

he was there 

battered

tattered

didnt matter

he was struggling what a will to live it was admirable and almost adorable and wonderfull she thought he was like a...

cockroach

FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME AND THESE SUDDEN CHANGE OF FEELINGS AND EMOTİONAL ROLLERCOASTEEEEEEEEERSSS!!!!!!

Taara holding back her tears from not settling on an emotion, started to randomly swing her swords as she was extremely iritated she managed to cut a few branch delaying her death for a second

FUUUCK

amidst his internal screaming she heard a voice from far away as she was begging to her own mind for no more cheesy flashbacks, she heard a voice she recently acquinted, Taara sighed as she saw the old dwarf coming from the blowed up door

"WHO THE HELL DARES TO BLOW UP MY MOUNTAIN AND MAKE MY LITTLE NEWBIES SCARED HUH!!"

as the voices in his head get closer and closer she was inches away from stabbing her head...

this cursed mind of hers!!

DO NOT DARE FALL FOR A OLD SMELLY DWARF TAARA YOU FUCKİNG WANTON

dwarf unfastaned a hatchet from his belt as he shouted and rumbled the earth 

ah yeah no way he would be doing this, maybe stop with the idolization and bending reality Damn Mind

the flying hatchet whistled in the air as it flew in a straight arc with his enormous power as the dwarf put his whole back in it 

the ground rumbled and dust whirled 

"too much of a needless drama for your illusioned mind eh Taara and i dont think it would do anything anyway kekekekekek" said the now not contempt with monolouge fully materialized in her delulu world, Brain of Taara 

it hanged in her right as it mocked her and danced in the air as he wiggled his butt (cerebellum)

"whatever, mother of death "Mevderiaz" or not... come if you gonna come or i am gonna be immortal without a fear of death if not a Crazed Beauty " said Taara as she yawned while Falling 

"NO NEED FOR WORRY WHEN I AM HERE!!!"shouted the dwarf

""

as the dwarf hit his hammer on his chest sparklings glowed on him and a strange rune appered over the flying hatchet it 

"DIE MOTHERFUCKEEEER" as dwarf continued shouting with his eyes glowing with a rustic lightning

in the blink of an eye the little hatchet become a weapon of destruction fit for the kings of kings,

Giant King Lifhtas

enormous hatchet severed the golems vine arms cleanly and stuck onto the wall and shook the whole mountain

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM*

as sudden danger dissapeared Taaras flow of time normalized. not it would be good for her she started to experience the real life falling experience 

baffled by the cinematic flow of time she couldnt straighten herself..

before she was about to hit the ground dwarf bolted and catched her

Taara looked at the Nifir who had a strange Charismatic aura emanating from him

"EEEP GO AWAY YOU CANT SEDUCE ME"

"aah?? okay i wasnt gonna anyway" said Nifir awkwardly and continued as he shouted with utmost confidence

"BUT I AM GONNA SECURE YOU"

Taara which is back in reality reddened like a tomato from embarresment as she was about to explain things that would confuse Nifir more

"good job now leave the rest to me"

Nazar bolted at the staggered severed and frozen golem, his bare arms were glowing with red tatoos he easily dodged the oncoming last struggle of attacks of golem weakened by recent heavy hits

he jumped at the golem and laid his hands on the green stone 

stone exerted his whole energy as it glowed in a flashbang directed at Nazar

it seemed like it didnt do anything at the first sight

but nazars clothes were torn off and his whole body started to bleed from every pore of his body he was in agony as he felt like billions of needles tearing through him

Taara and Nifir shouted as they were baffled and didnt understood a thing

blinded Nazar didnt even flinched he kept his hands squezing the stone with his remaining life force

he coughed up blood as he forced himself to spoke quietly as he smiled

"ahh i understand now hah"

Taara felt her hear sunking deep onto the endless oceans forgetting she was ready to die a second ago ,she was terrified of the thought of him dying

Nazar...

Taara reached her hand but she knew she couldnt do anything

Nazar spoke in an otherworldly voice exhausting his last breath in this world

....

as Mazerine and Shara took a sharp turn they instantly felt something was off

!!

"did you felt it too my "disciple""

"i wouldnt call myself "that" if i hadnt"

"there was a fight a second ago but in an instant their life force vanished all of them...." said Shara as he squinted his eyes 

"what is happening master" said now serious Mazerine

"..."

as they crossed the long tunnel they saw a broken door as Mazerine was about to stop for a moment she hesitated but she saw Shara bolting like nothing happening

she knew she was gonna get scolded later he would lecture her saying "what are you hesitating for when you have your goal or something" or things like that. she clicked her tongue in displeasance

as they entered the door they saw a enormous dome and remains of war there were no corpses no traces only the remains of war that happened a second ago 

there was nothing but a a strange rock levitating in the center of the dome as it glowed white beatifully 

.....<

Nazar felt his mind drifting as he completed the sacred spell 

he slided theough a tunnel of colors, saw himself thousand time in a different times...

felt the bitterness of death

heard the bell when one born

tasted the light that shone in deepest caves

killed the killer of his ego, turned out it was him all along so he killed himself one many more time too...

went through the abyss spend a several eternity there and felt nothing

just barely took a second of glimpse from the bliss and grimaced for its boringness

went through the gate of heaven and hell and heard the curses flying at him from the either side

the watcher of the both gates and gods aide -maybe it was the god. strange, he always felt that was the case. but it introduced himself as so...- sighed and said

"you again?" or "sovereign"or "no feign" or "you gain" the fella was always swalowing his words so it was hard to tell 

he jumped at the counter it was sitting.

as his left side laughed and his right side cried

Nazar never knew what it was like there were only black and whited dots but he felt like stealing a star from its crown so he reached his hand and grabbed the nothingness 

as he coronated himself with crown of nothingness he became the king of nothing so thus he became slave of everything 

he laughed 

as he imagined the dots sighing lackadaisically

he instigated the googolplex of people to laugh at them from the both heaven and hell as he was a masterclass clown and manipulator

gods peacefull garden became a circus as he jumped and skipped with joy, he left for the long sealed gates of reincarnation 

for his luck he was way way smaller than an atom se he jumped and grabbed an up quark as he ascended too much, he had a drink with a sleepy man tapping a strange rectangular block and Nazar scolded him for certain things the man apologized as he bowed and waved him a goodbye saying he will "fix it somehow"

he easily found a down quark he didnt found it strange as he already at the top of his own euphoria but only thing he found ridicilious was as he was at the bottom of his agony 

how he as a ""Mister Charmer"" Got No Charms" knew he had no hopes left to spare...

he finally found his ways to the reincarnation gates he lost ways at the limbo but he found it funny there was a game like that too so he considered the reality as a pole and slipped right under it as he bended himself to the pi divided to natural logarithmic degree 

as he fluctated between very small angles he finally found the right angle but stick holders was long dead so limbo was colapsing 

it would took an whole eternity for it to fall

fall

fall

fall

fall

was Taara still falling he wondered 

Taara who was that?

there was no way for him to remember in his countless lives

ahh right gates of heaven he thought to himself several exclamation marks appeared comically

as he hurried himself to the sealed gates of reincarnation he found a tiny shiny golden metal on the ground 

the little finger on his feet crashed onto it it slightly nudged to the side as he sat and looked at to it 

he saw that was the gates he was looking for 

"BWAHAHAH HOW MUCH TIME HAS PASSED!!"

as he let out a hearty laugh he heard his neighbours smashing the walls with brooms

he felt like it was yesterday as he remembered his neighbour shoutings and he...

what did he do again 

as he tried to remember all the lives of existence he did before he saw a green rock rolling on his feet 

"ahhh yes grenade"

he qucikly munched on it as he wanted it to eat it before it exploded but it still went off midway to his stomach so he farted and let it out 

"it will smell here for a while sorry citizens"

"aaawh. enough. you fucker.YOU SUCK!"

amongst the peoples complaints

he jumped over the little gate and as his feet touched vast white plains he sucked into the strange sensations 

when he opened his eyes he was under a pinkish blue sky people here were different he felt like this was not it but he had to live it through the end regardless

it was a mild life collecting pearls and selling them in the nearby space bazaar it ended abruptly when his wife and children were kidnaped to slave traders

he felt himself burning with anger as he were on a crossroad with a gun on his hand

will he kill himself and be gone from his world 

or will he fight 

in the end he chose to fight and became the galaxys biggest hero at the end liberator Zorax his name was known across the planets

he wasnt aware of his initial mission at the time but he still went on with his life dreamed cried laughed agonized

and lived

as he died at the end he woke up in a lake it was a body of a child she cried and cried

there were rivers which seemed like endless at first she was afraid of it all but she still lived found a place for himself amongst the humans. these people were talking in a strange language everything had a single vowel to describe it, these words had power to alter and bend the things to the will

will was important she honed her will as an abandoned one she didnt had vowel a name for himself so she was invincible

at some point she embarked vowels to herself she had herself be them she reigned as the gods among the gods all benevolent nameless being she didnt obey to none she ruled all

among the journey she fell in love with a man and met her end on his hand 

she didnt wanna talk about it no more as it was a total tragedy

she did deserve it a tiny miny little bit though...

not all lives were majestic or heroic or great 

there were good ones bad ones; short ones long long so fucking long ones;boring ones adventerous ones...

at some point on his trillionish times he was in a a stagnant world this time 

they were truly stupid people,people of this world

they holed themselves in strange boxlike buildings and watched some sort of lights in some kind of writing tablets 

it was like magic but it was acessible to all. well most of all, as there were still people living like slaves in broad daylight everycorner in this world

but the ones that claimed they were righteous and good, the ones that claimed they value human life, they value humanity.

well they were the ones ignoring it as they were engulfed in their insignificant problems

normally one would expect for them to be very big and great civilization but that was not it 

the whole word went here and there to the caprices of some rich old powerfull bastards

and in this world he was yawning as he was doing his work 

"hey John look at this they made secret nuclear powerplant to the neighboring country this bastards of north they never learn their lessons"said one of his chatty coworkers as he always seek something to talk about

he would go on and on about how he would be a great adventurer and boast about things he would never did 

even though he was your typical average nerdy office worker

"huh what is it"said john as he wiped the sleep tears off of his face

"ohh ignorant johhny doe this will be the end of the world oh end of the world" he exclaimed as he theatratically waved the newspaper in his hand 

"what will it even do... the real disaster for you would be your girl finding your recent visit to..."

"AHEM no no you dumb jokester, the nuclear power is a real danger it could blow up countries poison the land,it is the greatest weapon of all time"

"how the hell do you know" john asked 

"ahh i have a friend who have a friend who dated a chick who knew a friend of a certain scientist there"

"yes very credible"

"ahh shut it apperantly they harvest the power of atoms to fuel the entire cities from a single pennysized metal they glow green and shoot out small particles"

"isnt it good"

"you dumbass how can this be safe it is extremely unsafe at the test stage there were people who burned to death and anyways what about this years finals who do you thi..."

John felt a strange headache as he get up he felt a strange sensations inside him as he connected the information bits, amongst all the prying eyes he walked towards him and asked

"count all the symptoms for the test stage"

"w-well the vomiting, burn marks from the contacted place, the bulging of tissues, nausea a-and"

with johns strange demanding voice the man couldnt even object to his demands as he shriveled up

John stood there for a moment as the peoples gaze became more and more intense john felt like he needed to ask something more 

"what would happen if i touch these green glowing minerals?"

"a-ah he said it would be like thousands of very small needles piercing you atomic needles. no maybe billions"

john bursted out a laughter as he finally relieved from his mission now he remembered

"what is he doing??"

"has he gone mad"

john look at the sky from the window

"ahh i am not gonna miss this world not for a bit"

"what the hell are you saying john"

"ah nerd tell me just to be sure this was earth right"

"what kind of a que..."

"ah shut it you wont need it anyways" said Nazar as he cut his words and after a second continued with smile

"hey nerd you always said that you would survive in no matter where spouting bullshit like being a sigma male or shit right??"

"what the fuck are you saying"

Nazar pointed at the horizon which had a enormous yummy mushroom looking cloud on it.

it was destroying the furthermost end of the city as it rapidly expanded

"i think that is your carriage to the wonderland is here hehehehe" nazar smiled to the his upmost point

The man looking at the mushroom cloud went white as he started sttutering

"w-we will die"

"no you will die my hell just yet to start"

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