"hey"
"..."
hey hey"
"...!!!"
"heyyoooooooOoOoOo"
"WHAT!!!"bursted Taara who was silent for 30 minutes now tired of Nazar poking her here and there and annoying him to no end
"i am sowwy UwU"
Nazar rolled on the ground like a armadillo and tried his best to make a cute face
"You Crazy bastard did you see your own face i thought you were a good person not a goddamn weirdo"
"i really am sorry believe me it is... ah guess i dont have any excuses but i intended no ill will and as i said i made it so no one died"
there is no way i can tell her. i shouldnt pull her no more
"whatever pervert, i am not seeing you anyway after this shit is over"
"oh what a foul mouthed beauty you have become alongside me,well whatever happens maybe it would be best that way"
he spoke calmly as he had a bitter smile on his face he patted the dust out of his clothes and got up
"..."
after they delved deep into the mines silence remained as they discussed before nazar was finding his way with some sort of lead sticks he told her it was a gadget that had been used long before dwarves
they walked through maze like tunnels again they threaded silently because of dangers the uncharted mine possesed it was gettin hotter and hotter Nazar signaled Taara to stop
he pulled out a black ticket like paper from his pockets it had some kind of strange sigil on it that Taara couldnt get a better look as soon as it glowed it burned in an instant with colorless flames
"out of spectrum of colors, it is X. we are here so lets change into protective gear"
they changed into their protective gear as they didnt know the specific reason they tinkered all sorts of into one but it was more centered towards touch contamination as it had many layers of fabric it was stuffy and uncomfortable but they did a great job assembling it considering the time factor
silence continued as they delved deeper,in the back of their heads there was a strange sound like buzzing or humming it was nauseating Taara looked at the man walking besides her he was leaking smoke again... that bastard modified this suit too...
seeing his lonely look she kinda felt sad and tried to open up a conversation
"so how did you even managed to accomplish it"
"oh were you reading my mind? i was thinking about my greates accomplishment that time i bagged a 10/10 badas..."
*THWACK*
clothes mostly absorbed the hit but he still staggered
"ahh good to see you back on your usual self i was afraid you were gone for good" she said as smiled
"good to see you too"he replied with the same warm smile and continued
"oh if you were wondering the bombing that was sooooo great ahahha"
he skipped joyfully like a child in the 3000 meters down from surface, where no sunlight shone
"yeah i didnt even notice it"
"you were busy empyting out your stomach in the elevator"
"AH SO IT WAS THERE B-BUT then how did the people escaped???"
she shouted in instinct but instantly lowered her voice when she realized and curiously asked maybe slightly hoping he didnt blew it anyway
"ahh it is thanks to the newest product of "Bomber Monkey Corps" the greatest product to date "Cymball Baboon! it is a clockwork toy normally designed for children and it would set off fireworks after he walk some distance but with a little bit of modification on my end well lets say an old friend of mine helped too ughhh..."
he shriveled with the mention of his friend but continued shortly after with same enthusiasm
"oh and then and then.. were was i? ah! i modified them they are now half autonomus but i have to give them commands beforehand and they thread rather slowly too so it had to be used strategically i change the fireworks to the well highly explosive matters that i wouldnt prefer to disclosure here... all that talk i didnt still tell you how exactly ah chatty me! i set them off to the various directions when we descended floors with elevator you or no other people recognized as they were busy in their own minds. and with this i could set up a bomb on each floor thanks to them having no need for me to place it myself i simply programmed them to go off at the same time"
"wow that was long and boring?... eh but it was like i read a monolouge of an criminal mastermind.WHAT THE HELL WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE MONOCLES FROM???"
"ahhh my dear sidekick watson every sherlock moriarty needs his Holmes and MONOCLES and WEED OOHOHOHO"
as they were so close to the center of the phenomena they simply forgot the no making noise rule they wrote and simply enjoyed things as it is
then suddenly a feeling a gut feeling scratched the back of Taaras head she irked and felt comfortable this city well wasnt full of people she were in best terms with if not her nemesises
"Nazar could it be we just gathered up whole city on our tail with the commotion we made??"she asked with worry on her face
"pfft no way you idioTaara they will most definetly think it is a diversion and strenghten the security of other places i dont think even palace will try to move, i mean who the hell besides two dumbasses like us would need something from this depths of hell??"
"Y-yeah right i hope you are right"
"ahh relax you dummy it is not like the one of the 13 Seats would go after us in here"
"you just fucking jinxed it you.... argh..."
Taara buried her face in her hands
"oh fuck did i?... FUCK!! I DID!!!!"
as Nazar danced in a minefield waving red flags left to the right. they now screwed and jinxed it real bad
REAL REAL BAD!!!