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Chapter 10 - CHANT!! ZWOOM!! a Timeless KABOOM!! UNHINGED NOW??!!

"youll get used to it lemme tel ya!"said the bulging eyed man that joined the party on the entrance while patting the two newcomers back 

"Argh T-thanks"said the blonde one hoping for him to shut up 

they passed miners excavating rocks opening boreholes various gadgets that used for many of things

"urrgh you dumbass stop looking for them with your dumb face"said Taara as she looked at the man beside her gawking and stopping at the everything at sight

"Haah it is very nice i am filled with inspiration"replied Nazar as he kept his eyes at them

from the innermost of mines where the real deal was done rhytmic sounds of clanking and thumping were heard 

then a single voice rose among them and followed by many in a duet first nifirs voice was heard as he was the eldest then their group and the other group joined

"BOOOOOYS! HUP!"

"BIG COMRADE! DOWN!"

"WE SWING THE AX!"

"JEWELS AND ROCKS!"

"BEHOLD THE POWER OF MAN"

"US! US IS THE UNION!"

"WE! WE THE MINER!"

"TO THE DEPTHS BELOW"

"ENDLESS WE TOW"

"HUP!"

"SWING!"

"FOR ANOTHER DAY STILL!"

"AND WE STILL HAVE DEMONS TO KILL"

the rumbling sound echoed through the rock walls deep voices shaked them to the core Nifir who was still leading the group staggered for a moment his voice shook a little bit at the beggining but echoed like an bears roar after

"we the SONS OF STONES!!"

his voice cut all the sounds in deep inside this mine and after a moment of silence voices rose even higher continuing the duet

"NEVER YIELD TO THE EVIL"

"WE THE ONES WHO IN DEEP MINES"

"SHALL NOT FALL TO THE FEAR"

"ORE SHE SHİ NUWAL KA BEHQARKH"shouted Nifir as he slammed his axe on his chest blue sparkles flew away with strange letters

Nazar and Taara now were truely bewildered but didnt they didnt do anything besides Nazar whistling with awe and mumbling

"Earthen Old Dwarf Runes"whispered Nazar in shock he really wanted to open up Spirit Zoneexperince it through and through but couldnt take the risk of Nifir having some sort of way to know about it so he remained still

as with the Nifirs final words everybody screamed on top of their lungs like they were doing a warcry

"Warding Chant,next time we will be doing it together"

"was it really necesarry ?"complained blonde newcomer as he was holding his ears still impressed and couraged but in the verge of bursting his ears

"PAHAH new one grow some balls will ya? of course it is necesarry it is an ancient dwarf technique for keeping monsters away by intimidating them by telling them "we dont fear you!" now it is a song for all miner brothers across the world"he explained as he smirked a big time

"next time im gonna make you do it boy! know your past and shape your future right?"Nifir slapped the blondes butt and continued as blondie let out a girly scream?? other newcomer blurted a laugh 

"now report to your commander and get to work your station is here it is rather safe. we will go further down there seems to be some kind of disase going on for about a month. argh it isnt like anything i have ever seen in my 200 years of life but today i will certainly put an end to this"he remarked with conviction as he held his axe tight

"A-alright we will move on"said the blonde one as he was blushing??

"pfttttt!"

"YOU BASTARD STOP LAUGHING"

"b-but pffft the way you screamed whe..."

*WHAACK*

*BAAM"

Taara dragged Nazar to the post as she beat the shit out of him

"I-i thought he was the bigger one guess i was wrong seeing how he getting beat up"

said one of the dvarwes from the group as he watched them going

...

"urrgh... you will work in sector 1-B,aaah you will have another miner working with you too"said the nervous looking manager that whistled in the air like he pulled up some shit just now and was trying to get away with it 

"ohh these poor ones"

"New "viggtims" huh?"

many whispers of curious eyes were heard Nazar shook his shoulders

"all right just tell us the way sir"confidently remarked Taara and continued

"dont you worry we are not the ones to yield at a smalles inconvenience"

..."well see"

"what"

"oh nothing"

 ...

"tigg togg tigg togg tigg togg smasch rock smash rock hehe heh ehe hehe"screeched bizarre creature as he jumped left to right frantically like he was doing for minutes 

"just kill me Nazar do it do it i cant anymore i cant"Taara cried as she couldnt stand it anymore ARRGH IT wont shut uppppp!!!!"

"hmm i think its cute..."

"YOU THINK?? YOU THINK?? THIS IS CUTE"Taara snatched the creature midair in an instant and showed it in front of him

"KYACK TIGG TIGG NO HAPPY NO CATCH NO HOLD TOGG"screeched creature frantically

"hmm i still think it is cute "

"kyack!! HE THINKS ME CUTE !!?? OWO uWu"

hearing these words strange creature started the glow with an pinkish hue its eyes shined and get cuter its eyes drooped like it was a wet dog it made its paws meet up at the front cutely and fidgeted its fingers 

"now this is bizarre he looks sinister though" Said Nazar

"SHUCKS TIGG NO DECEIVE TIGG NO KILL AND RUB SHUCKS FUCK YOU FUCKERS ME CUTE YOU SMELL SHIT YOU WOMAN ULTRA SHIT ME SLACKS OF FUCK OFF"he scurred away as he furiously shouted

"did that motherfucker just flipped us"asked Taara 

"yeah it was my first time seeing an Unidentified Ugly Object flipping me too i will call them UUO from now on.. oh!! maybe i should have checked whether it was an X or not"

*smack*

"dont even cry it was a light smack and focus now we are alone lets do the thing while we are alone now"

thing??? oh arent you a naughty gir..."

*SMAAAAAACK*

"AAAH i will have brain damage what the hell are you doing my eyes popped off"

"you deserved it ! anyways..."

"yeah thats on me good thing i get to do that to you also"said Nazar as he nonchalantly clicked his tongue rhytmicly as he looked blankly at the walls

"you bastard you still do dirty jokes"Taara clenched her fist as she was about to land another blow he stopped by Nazars objection

"nuh uh uh uh,not that sort of thing but let me tell you"replied Nazar as he waved his finger left to right smiling slyly

"what the hell?! you bastard!"Taara took a few step back as she was horrified from his weird schemes and shenenigans to come

Nazars smile become more and more wyrley his clicks become louder

*click*

*click*

and

*click*

*KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

it was like whole world turned upside down Taara fell down facewards shouting like a lunatic and couldnt processing what happened

"AAAAAAAAAAAAH"

the shakings continued another explotions were heard up above the mines shouts and sirens were heard collapsing floors rumbled it was like whole mountain was boiling 

"WHAT THE HELL YOU BASTARD,YOU YOU..... YOU DID IT BESIDE ME REJECTING IT ANYWAYS DIDNT YOU YOU FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!"Taara drooled in rage from shock she shook the collar of the man she was crawled on top off 

but he replied calmly 

"calm down it is a joke a funny one!!! Now isnt it our ticket to investigate as we wish??? ahahhahahaahh AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA KAHAHAHYAYAYHAHYAHYAYHAHAHAAHHAYAHAA "Nazar replied as his reddened face crooked and twisted in pleasure from seeing her shooked...

his unhinged laughs were heard as the hell let loose on the mountain people evacuating were shooking the whole mountain above them

but beneath them a demon or two were present and one of them was laughing

she now knew how dangerous this job was and how much of a lunatic he was 

her coming back to reality was a pain on her end