"I STAN MY QUEEN? MORE LIKE I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!" Moros screamed through the dungeon, causing the people walking by to be confused.
The current emotional state of Moros was not the best to put it mildly, getting banned by a random viewer with an obsession to become a knight for a maiden, stung him more than he ever would like to admit.
He knew that there were a lot of weirdos out there, he was surrounded by them. But none of the lovely forever single people he knew, would have banned him.
They would have been insulted and they would have liked it.
Though this motherless thing, really did think himself to be special enough to get Moros banned for speaking nothing but the truth…?
How could someone so worthless dare, ruining Moros' chance to earn a lot of money, by exploiting the weird losers himself? To the man with a slight tendency to curse a lot, the world seemed bleak and fully unfair.
Moros took a deep breath and regained his calmness. Good maybe he did choose the wrong approach here. Maybe choosing a princess was not his best choice.
Though, he really thought that viewers would enjoy the stream.
Instead it was just one random guy that took offence that he could not play knight for Moros. He kind of did pity the dude, there was no way in hell he would ever get his noodle wet by acting the way he did.
Moros still wanted to seek revenge and remove all his teeth from his mouth, but he did feel sorry for someone having to be someone that could call themselves 'I STAN MY QUEEN' without running into the sharp end of a knife with a big smile on my face.
Poppycock looked at Moros with a satisfied expression on his face.
"Damn lad, this went much better than expected. Ya even managed ot entertain a reader for a few seconds."
Moros armed with his usual weapon, the middle finger took the compliment at face value and let the dwarf know just how much his opinion mattered.
"For real bro, ya done did the right thing. Ya might be banned now, but there will be rumours bout a princess with a potty mouth that made a nerd cry…ye will not believe just how many guys are into getting insulted…"
"eh…I would not know, definitely not speaking from personal experience," he coughed, clearly looking a bit ashamed for having been caught like that.
Moros did not kinkshame, he was more surprised that Poppycock had analysed the situation much better than he.
He had to admit, Poppycock had a point. More than a few people were enjoying being insulted by someone a little too much.
Moros did not know why people enjoyed it that much to be thoroughly roasted and verbally beaten up, but he would not question their sexuality as long as he could make a sizeable profit from their likes and dislikes.
He walked closer and gave his best friend a firm pat on the back.
Poppycock smiled back, a prideful expression on his face grew clearer and clearer. This was not his first rodeo on this site, not that he could ever let Moros know that he had been enjoying the site for a long time in his life.
Moros quickly put the summer dress and wig away, throwing it into the depths of the hideout with utter ease.
The first attempt might not have worked out as he would have liked it to go. He met his mortal nemesis, had been banned from streaming and generated a single viewer.
This could have been enough though. Word of mouth just needed to spread and the rumour of a streamer named ChickwithBigDick…that was his name, he thought it was, would soon make him famous.
A valuable lesson appeared to Moros, drama was the fastest way to make big bucks and earn a lot of money to splurge on useless things.
Yet, with it another problem came…what was he supposed to do till his next stream? He was banned, it was not like he could stream again, all of a sudden and act like nothing had happened.
Moros looked at his dwarf brother with doubt in his eyes.
"Poppycock, could ye help me out. I really do not know how much time I have left…I really want to figure out when I will be ready to exploit the paying, desperate minorities again."
Every fetish was ready, all the search terms full of questionable topics were ready and all Moros truly needed was a lifted ban that made him eligible for streaming rewards.
Poppycock twirled his white beard for a bit, considering just how long he thought the ban was going to be.
A minute later he gave Moros the best answer he could think of.
"To be honest ye weirdo, I got no bloody idea how long ye gonna be banned for? I mean ye threw the poor son of a bitch way too many tasteless insults."
Moros nodded heavily. Yes, he had certainly not been a nice and friendly neighbour that everyone loved.
"The automated system would prolly like to ban you for life, but if ya wanna play it risky, we have a way to preserve your life."
He activated the camera again and aimed it at Moros…
"You have to make a serious apology video, otherwise you might have to wait ages, till ya can try again."
Moros gulped…why did he have to apologise for a random viewer that clearly was too soft for this world? Should he change his diapers while he was at it? Maybe lull the little baby to sleep, after giving it brain trauma?
Gritting his teeth Moros walked into the secret hideout again to pick up the red summer dress and the wig. Beneath his breath he kept on cursing at the reader, which prompted him to have a full, serious apology aimed at all the people he had ever hurt in this stream world.
1 worthless idiot caused him to have to apologise profusely. If Moros wanted to, he would certainly remove the other viewer he had straight from existence.
After everything was ready, Moros stood in front of the camera with great confidence again. He had mutated to the leader of this weird situation.
He would make use of the new chance that was given to him, by creating the best apology the world had ever seen.
Poppycock stood in position, the camera was ready.
Moros looked at the camera, mustering the sweetest smile that he could currently wield. Additionally, he tried to speak as cutesy and womanly as possible.
"Dear Kinder…team..:" a tear rolled down his eyes…Moros was thinking about burning money! "I have made a terrible, terrible mistake…I have been trying to be a different kind of princess, someone that captivated the viewers with her sweet smile and fiery attitude…"
Moros looked at the camera filled with sadness, the thought of losing so much potential money due to one viewer that literally had no balls was too much of a waste in his eyes.
"I just wanted to have the viewer be part of our little stream, but he misunderstood our intention and just reported us, without even knowing what we were trying to accomplish!"
Anyone with eyes in their skull could see that Moros was many things, but not sad…he was trying his hardest not to appear genuinely annoyed at the whole situation.
He did not want to accept having to make an apology for that one fucker that was way too sensitive for being on a dating, money-spending service.
Alas, it was not like he had much of a choice. He had to act apologetic or else his account would remain banned forever. Since forever was not an option for people like him, he needed to swallow his pride and make the best, biggest kind of apology ever.
"So, please have a heart as big as my breasts, and spare this pure, innocent maiden that simply did not know any better…"
Moros gave the camera a little wink, before Poppycock turned it off, ready to Gag at a moment's notice.
"What the fuck was that for an apology? Ye are creeping me out mate! "
Moros gave his cameraman the side eye.
"You wouldnt understand true art, even if it spat you in the face and called you Daddy."
Poppycock refused to react to the comparison that Moros had just thrown at him. Quite frankly, he did not even understand what Moros' intention was behind that.
Why would a problem spat at you and call you daddy?
The dwarf thought hard and deep about what his friend was trying to convey, but he had to give up and simply refuse to act like his best friend had ever made such a stupid comparison.
Poppycock did so because he was acting in his and his friends best interest.
Could not have them come across as even more insane than they already were.
"I will have you know, my apology will cause them to shed tears and ban the viewer who dared, WHO DARED to get me banned…THIS IS ART, and you SHALL RESPECT IT."
Poppycock looked at Moros with worry on his face…had the guy really lost it. Like he lost it more than usual? His friend did not look sane anymore, it looked like he had sold all his remaining sanity for money.
The dwarf gave a big sigh, looking at his friend throwing a fit and a massive tantrum about the apology being the best thing since discovering nipples on a woman instead of a man.
The future seemed…interesting
But would the banned streamer ever come to stream, or would something else come to happen?