Two weeks after that dreadful last day of school, and I still didn't quite understand the program. I wasn't being made to wear heels all the time, but when required I could strut around with the best of them. Donna was teaching me to dance in heels, and I was still spending plenty of time on the computer, too. It's amazing how much one can get accomplished when television and video games and texting friends is restricted. By that point I felt like I knew as much about teen fashion as any magazine editor, and what I knew about women using their sensuality to control men would put the editors of Cosmo to shame.