Chapter 76
Press conference
We parked the car in front of the Fame hotel. While waiting for Kai to answer the interview, vultures swarmed into the bait that was already boring to the throat, but that was a few days ago.
Every time they smelled this dish, they frowned, just by looking at it, they were afraid that their faces would turn blue, and they were so tired of eating that their throats were choked and nauseous.
If they threw it away, it would be a pity to break their hearts because... today... no longer extremely bad still must be cheerfully, but it is fragrant to the point of stuffing your nose. Especially at this time, the specialty is also accompanied by a fragrant and sweet appetizer.
Specialty is still specialty, no matter how tired are of it, it is still so expensive that cut into pieces[1].
Appetizers attract customers more than specialty. Owls cling to the specialty... one, crows gather around the appetizers... ten, they fly around in a scattering, jubilant, open beaks quack quack, "eating and drinking" the appetizers:
Appetizers attract customers more than specials. Owls cling to the specials... one, crows gather around the appetizers... ten, they fly around in a scattering, jubilant, open beaks quack quack, "feast" the appetizers:
"Are you two officially dating?"
"Who confessed first?"
"Sam is a world-famous superstar who often leaves home for competitions. He is also the star who is most envy. Countless people that fear him present but will hate him absent. I really admire you because have to..."
The bastard deliberately omitted this sentence and paused for a few seconds before sarcastic compliment:
"So the rose is the bravest girl in the world! Excuse me, the rose of the guard…"
If I continued to yell and scream like usual, the press conference would be ruined. I had to suppress my anger and walked into the hotel with Rose, interrupt them:
- I'm in a good mood and don't want to be turned off by sensational, distorted headlines in the media!
Rose almost laughed out loud when heard me laugh softly:
- Open you all eyes that are specially nitpick, and watch my eyes shining like "meteorlight passes through your eyes", don't let it change color!
Everyone was stunned. They didn't expect me to answer in a funny way, contrary to my "don't provoke me mad" personality. Kai signed autographs and took selfies with fans. He was not surprised when I scared the vultures with my funny voice.
He laughed very happily and winked gracefully, congratulations to Rose - the second younger sister's radiance and joy together embellished the rose into a bright red.
The sister didn't need to hide her slightly pursed lips and smiled at... someone... who was afraid that his panther tiger-like temperament would affect the brother's reputation, the vultures and a group of idle groins had an excuse to disturb the family... and... pruning, picking leaves... roses.
The heart of the flower is accompanying intention mind of someone...
But the vulture still has an appetite and a thirst for the most unpalatable specialty of all delicacies, that specialty is the old prey that is new, today that old bait becomes a new and exotic food... like... original item never yet being stripped stamp.
The vultures didn't ask questions incessantly, nor did they pounce on the prey to eat them without leaving any bones. The livestock enjoyed the fine feast leisurely, with a gentle attitude, just like their father is JK old guy. My eyes were itchy, but still had to endure it.
Previously went with sister-in-law, Rose got angry many times and poked the hungry leeches with sharp thorns. Now facing life with a new identity, she must protect everyone's image... just like... someone... protects her.
Rose imitated her boyfriend was trying to be polite gentleman. The bitchy girl smiled and answered the most anticipated question:
- Who wants to know... who confess love first... ask... - She paused for a moment and smiled - Silk old man and Moon old woman!
Rose calmly ignored the numerous compliments on her tactful answer. I smiled quietly as she secretly praised me:
- Live truthfully, it will hate you, despise you for being different, your talent will be buried by it immediately. Human and god want avoid the chronic disease of envy!
I mouth wide open laughed, "looking down" at the vultures being stripped of their feathers. They didn't want to hear the swearing anymore, so they changed their target to Kai to distract attention.
That prey was even more delicious than a pair born in heaven - is the steel rose with covered with sharp thorns, mouth and tongue sharper than any pen tip... and... the rude guy to curse until to the point of swinging the dog leash, countless threats caused the vultures to wet all their "fur", the fans were so scared that the toad's butt turned green.
The species of tigers, leopards, foxes and minks... no can comparison between the male god who is kind to his fans, polite to a bunch of people who didn't study since childhood, and grew up to be reporters.
Every second and every minute, he is gentle to same kind as them is a group of people who call themselves fanatical fans for ten years and the girls who chase talented idols an excuse, the main reason is the obsession with handsome guy.
All it takes is one smile from the handsome guy, not to mention a voice so warm and sweet that it melts the heart, the girls of the "kingdom of a hundred eggs hatching a hundred children" ovulates all the baskets again, openly competing with each other to open their crotches, each desire, giving birth to a bunch of Kai children for the world's most handsome man god.
Tsk, suddenly bullshit again. It seems that ever since I was tortured by the girl, I have been suffering from random short circuits and half-crazy. If I say these words will definitely be ridiculed by a group of idle groin loathsome... I am eating a huge gato cake.
Forget it, let's ignore their mother. The most important thing right now is to hold the press conference smoothly. At the same time, learn from his brother's unchanging style in the ever-changing flow of life, watch him suppress his emotions and calmly deal with the obstacles in block life.
- Well... if the fans are disappointed in protecting younger sister, the movie will not have an ending. - The older brother shrugged with a half-smile - Real fan is not worthy of an ordinary fan!
The younger brother smiled and gave a thumbs up. Kai laughed until his eyes closed. The older brother listened attentively to the next question:
"Recently, netizens have been spread rumors and spreading your shocking statement: JK's offspring are not princesses. Is this true or false, Mr!"
The vultures have always wanted to ask this question, but they are afraid of the anger of the ferocious god. The crowd who are addicted to fame but dare not suck it can only silently make an altar and pray for rain in their hearts.
The prayer moved the heavens, God sent down thunder to make trouble for the national brothers and sisters. A bunch of people who follow the trend immediately splashing water in the rain, pushing the story to a place 18,000 miles away from reality, roughly:
"Netizens criticized you because for saying that JK's offspring are not worthy of being princesses!"
Everyone immediately started to fuss:
"Countless people accused you of being arrogant because you thought Mr. JK's offspring were not worthy of being compared to your younger sister!"
"This story is at the center of public attention, and the online community is buzzing with discussion. Anti-fans have taken advantage of the situation and attacked and discredited you in the virtual world. Countless people have defended you, but many fans have turned around and criticized you. Mr, how do you explain and deal with this scandal?"
The herd pretended not to hear Sam's frantic screams and curses, all playing the game of flies sticking to honey with the opportunity God had given them.
A bunch of animals barking human voices, opening their mouths and quacking, spewing dozens of indirect and off-topic questions to... disturb the sharp mind, plot to make the eloquent person's brain confused, to expose loopholes for rodents to pick at the corpse.
Ten years of art activities is ten years of living with floods, with violent storms rumbling down on the head, and evil intentions sweeping everything away.
Kai nodded, enjoyed the tsunami of distort and concert with storm that stuffed words into mouth. The older brother half-closed his eyes like an artist... appraisal... the score made the audience sensational.
I was mad, but I also had to laugh because he was being dullness, it was to regret because the song ended with a suffocatingly quiet note that let... waiting... explode at the maximum volume if... the male god spoke carelessly.
The older brother did not rush to respond, but calmly turned to his brother and sister, shrugged his shoulders, and replaced the words he wanted to say with the corresponding expressions:
"Why you getting mad a bunch of people who have nothing except cultural illiterates, causing brain fatigue!"
The guy shook his finger, pouted, and "criticized" my attitude tigers and leopards:
"Tsk, it's not always tigers and leopards who can solve the problem, bro!"
He posed politely:
"Sometimes you have to be calm, very calm, calm create a gentleman! Only damn politeness can lock the dog's mouth!"
I chuckled at the criticized:
"You are so young and immature, your 'relatives' haven't ripe yet are already smelly in this stinking life!"
Charged me to full battery, older brother turned to his beloved sister, I laughed to tears when him to contemplate tenderly at Rose at every moment.
The girl had faced countless unimaginable situations, that horrible nightmare was just... startle... compared to the beast part of the wild herd that took over the human part.
The girl was at a loss, dizzy in the barbaric atmosphere, waiting to tear the prey into pieces, burying the victim and everything related to it in the mud of right and wrong.
The brother laughed like who was annoyed to the point of madness at the block of life, but still had to endure... endure... and endure, had to open a fresh smile that did not need watering in the apocalyptic world of humanity affection:
"This crazy, fake, jealous lump of life that is called being a public figure life. Condolences to you for coming into my world and... someone..."
Rose was not shy, did not blush, was not timid, and was not afraid. She covered her mouth, blinked her eyes, giggled, teased her brother and... teased... her someone:
"My brother is thinking too far ahead, as if I will... regret... because... of... someone... ah!"
The girl glanced at me, I was listless, feeling tired of the unique pair of siblings. The two enjoyed it, smiled until their eyes narrowed, watch at me express "attitude":
"Well, I know that you brothers and sisters are the second person, and no one dares to identify themselves as Sunday!"
Rose laughed shook her shoulders. Kai ignored the whole world waiting for his answer, talked to his brother and sister like a pantomime until he had nothing to say, then he answered life:
- A long time ago, I have always questioned whether my younger sister was a pure flower in your all eyes before she appeared as a benefactor to save Hoang Kim's life and reveal her true identity?
Not only the vultures, but the entire world understood what Kai was alluding to, but the herd of animals feeding on the rotting corpse still biting forever and not letting go:
"Oh, it seems you are off topic, Mr!"
"Yes, Mr, we are talking about Mr. JK's descendants and you!"
"Everyone is eagerly waiting for your reply!"
The whole group was in a commotion again, asking Kai to get straight to the point. Kai smiled slightly according to the type:
"You all don't want to talk about Hanna. I'm wanting this!"
Sam and Rose giggled, watching the crowd dazed as being Kai take led the nose of them like a cow, from hunters to become prey fall into the trap by a skilled fox. The shrewd man half-smiled:
- When Lan and Suong were forced by the referee, did anyone call them princesses, or all devious, scrutinized, praised, belittled, offensive, and criticized?
Vulture swarm interrupts:
"You shouldn't bring up other people's past..."
"I repeat, we should only talk about the right topics!"
Kai smiled faintly at the pretending to be noble:
- You all always like to bestow, like give, like to praise someone as a man god, a handsome guy like in a romance novel, be infatuated because of the beauty given by God, and praise someone as a princess... which... don't you all care whether others like to being "called" with fancy words?
The older brother showed a calm expression, opened the water bottle and took a few sips, smacked his lips and continued:
- If anyone dares to assert that Mr JK's descendants like to be called princesses, speak out... and...
A vulture interrupted:
"Please don't speculate, answer the core of the question. We just want to know the that reason!"
The press conference turned into a hilarious comedy bullshit. Kai was still unmoved about the "what's so strange and surprising" incident in the entertainment industry. He kept a smile and asked:
- Oh, you mean I'm a wool-seller knows a wool buyer ?
The guy tried to suppress his disdain:
"Yeah, how can you be more certain than a nail driven into a pillar is they don't like it?"
The guy said nothing. He saw many people shaking their heads and pinching their foreheads. He realized that he had made a mistake. Many people see that Kai had satisfied triumphant.
They secretly mocked you for trapping such a wise guy was chained everywhere on the sidewalks in my hometown, there was nothing to be proud of.
It turned out that the wisdom and eloquent man god was just a trivial cunning guy. Kai ignored the superficial people but thought they was deep. The older brother cleared his throat teased:
- I have not interacted with Mr. JK's descendants. But through their behavior to the media and the audience, every expression, every word, especially the most prominent event of the reunion night, the kids also know the personality of Mr. JK's descendants, but there are still people who deliberately don't understand. Is it true that are not equal to as kids? I much naive, now I know it!
Rose and I laughed until our whole bodies shook, watching him lift his head and then exhale downwards like the same icon that "I was helpless and speechless with you".
The guy was speechless, not daring to cough a single word. But many people were not afraid of being ridiculed as stupid still expressed danger let suck fame, asking Kai to explain clearly and stop beating around the bush to cure shame. Kai still used a sarcastic tone:
- Tsk, it seems a bit of a waste of time. Let's end it like this. - He suddenly turned solemnly to the largest camcorder in the press conference room - Every girl wants to be a princess in her family, but that is for family members. From an outsider's point of view, if Mr. JK's descendants "really" also like the public to call them princesses, do they "deserve" such worship?
Kai emphasizes "really and deserve" to make it possible for those whose brains are slow to load like those with network lag to pine brain. The Internet crowd who are healthier than bodybuilder still deliberately don't understand:
"We just want to know if you said they weren't worthy of being princesses after all?"
"That's right, you're being long-winded again, wasting time for anyone to watch!"
Kai turned to me immediately after hearing the next sentence. I saw him raise his eyebrows and smile, as if to say that your brother wasted time doing tricks from beginning to end because of you.
I was stunned for a few seconds, then showed a touching face, almost crying because of the... greatness heart... sacrifice everything... even reputation, to give younger brother a lesson in responding wisely to life.
Rose shook her head and laughed. She dried word for with two super naughty gods. Kai touched his neck, said he was thirsty, took a long sip, and then took out the recording of the entire interview in the woods until he answered about JK's offspring:
"Mr. JK's descendants reunited with their family, and I reunited with my sister. They are not princesses, but people who the same joy as me!"
The older brother shrugged and said:
"Are you all satisfied?"
The last skill has already squeezed the vulture's mouth tightly, no one dares to show the nature of the dead dog herd biting people. Each animal drives the story back to the theme of the press conference:
"Music night "affection" tomorrow!"
From then until the end of the press conference, all questions revolved around the music, no one was thick face enough to dare to be disturbance or cause trouble to the anti-damage master.
Only a bunch of people were horny 365 days a year were still ovulating, asking all kinds of coax questions, taking a boat[2], and to flirt with the man god.
Luckily, the older brother was very psychological and anticipated this, so he let Rose and I go on the date continue, he did this in front of everyone to prevent badmouthing and put a bunch of words into our mouths. Rose and I nodded in thanks.
He waved his hand, as if to say that even family members must be polite. Are you two too in love to the point of madness?
I laughed and glanced at Rose was blushing. The girl patted my shoulder and urged me to hurry up to avoid embarrassment. I looked miserable and frowned, saying OK, OK, got it. The girl giggled and patted my back. Before she could say the classic words, I swinging my arms and legs and imitated the girl's voice:
"Stupit!"
Rose laughed, put on her helmet, and jumped into the car. The girl was about to hug me, but I pulled her hands and put them on my waist. The girl let out a loud cry because she didn't expect me to be so cheesy, as if we were in a romance novel. I heh heh:
- I was afraid that before my second sister hug me, I accidentally pressed the accelerator of the motorcycle! Although it was a bit corny, it was for safety, so that second sister would not fall on the street. I had to do my best to hold my second sister to the clinic!
I guessed that the girl's face was red and smoke was rising. The girl patted my shoulder vigorously, this classic habit confirmed that my guess was correct and did not need to be corrected. The girl smiled slyly:
- You don't like me calling you Lang, so from now on just call me sister, calling yourself younger brother!
I happily continued teasing:
- Tsk tsk, why do I feel my back is as soft and smooth as velvet only now?
Rose paused for a few seconds before understood what meant. She chuckled, disparaging ê words prolonged:[3]
- Horrible, very rude to flirt with girls, but someone love it!
I laughed hoh hoh:
- Rudeness also has its own charm! And who is the person who likes?
The girl pretended to be stunned:
- Who are you? Where is Sam? I don't know you! Sam is an stupid towards girls and doesn't have a mouth like a shrimp jump like you!
I heh heh:
- Idiot to others, but no longer an idiot to... someone... is... winter is not cold, lah!
The girl laughed so hard at the voice of the romance handsome guy's, she suddenly changed her voice threatened:
- If you dare to smile at side chick like this, die with me!
I laugh out loud in the street and drove fast:
- No girl likes to hear sweet talk from a rude guy... except... someone!
Happy laughter echoed everywhere. She demand me to take her around the city all night, I kept nodding:
- Okay, I know, second sister, actually... well... if you didn't nag me, I would volunteer to be your guard as with qualification to be your boyfriend.
I waited until the girl got excited and squinted her eyes with laughter, then I pretended to remember:
- Oh, but today is Sunday and tomorrow is Monday and you have school, so how can we have a good time all night, second sister?
I thought the girl would be disappointed, waited eagerly for her to be unhappy. Unexpectedly, the girl giggled again, I raised my mouth and raised my lips:
- Say you have no charm, you will narcissistic, what are you laughing at?
The words were interrupted by lights that flashed like fireworks. The ancestor of it, that weird discotheque building, always shone brightly every weekend night to greet the new day.
Today it suddenly changed and show a group of female dancers with long legs reaching their armpits, dancing and singing:
Saturday is not over yet, Sunday is coming
I wish you a new day of fun and enjoyment.
I was stunned, my lips and mouth were stiff and I couldn't close them. Every time I was deceived by the girl, my ears hot flashes and I would hear her smug laughter.
This time, "someone"s mother of her also joined in teasing me, girl was even more pleased. I patted my forehead and sighed:
- Your life is officially over after being tortured to the point of obscurity by a girl. Sam ah Sam!
That whole night, that laughter disturbed my mind, just like girl torturing me all day long.
No upset. No pain.
Only the laughter that makes forget all my worries lulls me to soothing sleep.
Notes
[1](colloquial) expensive but delicious food, good stuff (worth the money spent)
[2]It means a flirtatious girl who is skilled in using tone of voice and gestures to seduce men.
[3]This is the original word for chê (disparaging), pronounced with the sound ê extended when used to tease or mock someone.