"Where am I." Pondered Alex. "Why you are in heaven my child. For you have died at the hands of fate." Said an old man standing off to the side. You see alex was terminally ill. For 6 long months he suffered at the hands of cancer until finally his body and his spirit gave up. Leaving him here.
Ok, so I am dead but that does not answer my question of where are we?
Where is here you might ask well doesn't the white clouds for floor and blue sky give it away. You are in heaven the old man excitedly remarked.
Wouldn't that make you god. But hold on how can I be in heaven I mean I was a racist who was greedy, prideful I mean I literally killed a puppy infront of a kid once because I did not have enough money to buy it so I thought if I cannot have it no one can. I mean sure I repented for it and i changed but I still. That does not change the fact that I did it.
Because my child heaven is for all. Although it is to my attention that you still have to pick an area to live for the rest for eternity.
What do you mean?
Well heaven never meant to exclude anyone that lie we spread a millenia ago was simply to try and make people be good. Now if we are done with the pleasantries might we get on with the tour to show you your options for eternity.
Sure but one question? Why do we have to spend eternity in our option like what if we get bored of like can't we go to a different section.
No you cannot. You see we only have 2 rules here in heaven number one is no doing anything that would be considered a crime on earth. For example murder, rape, kidnapping and fraud with the obvious exception of taxes. And rule number 2 is no intermingling between sins.
Wait what! Did you say sins. I mean I get heaven is for every one but what did you mean sins. Are those the options or what?
Yes your options are between the sins so allow us to start the tour.
Suddenly alex and god where transported in a blinding flash to the most expensive looking community he had ever seen even in photos. There were italian sports cars everywhere while hot men and woman drove around and took helicopters for even the most mudain thing like going from their house to their next door neighbour's.
This is greed my child. In this place you have all the money and things you could ever want. You could do anything you want anywhere you want. Doesn't what sound like a nice afterlife. But alex was not convinced and wanted to see his other options before making a commitment that he would be bound to for all of time.
Before I make my selection could I please see the other options. Of course child.
In another flash of light they where somewhere different again. But this time instead of super cars mansions and helicopters Alec was surrounded by the hottest women he could ever imagine. All of them half naked and looking g seductively at alex.
This is Lust child. Here you may live out any desire you want. Into that kinky stuff well you can do anything from feet to giantess. Of course if you are not satisfied just say the word and we will move onto the next sin.
Ok let's move on I want to see my other options.
Fine if you wish to move on let's
The next place alex found himself in was full of the most mouth watering food he had ever seen I mean not even food made by the best chefs in the world can compair to this.
Yeah the food here is the best in existence beleive me I have tried it all. Honestly all the other food in heaven just tastes like rubber. It gets the job done but there is no flavor. Anyway, just say the word chief and we'll move to the next sin unless you want to stay.
Nothing would make me happier than to stay unfortunately I need to ensure this is the option that I truly want and to do that I have to know what I don't want. To do that we mist move on so god could you please take us to the next sin.
Ok.
In the next sin there was a hell like landscape. It was made of rock and fire almost convincing alex that he'll existed and this was a prank from God to dump him down here.
This is wrath. Said God to Alex. Ever want to get revenge on your enemies or take out your anger on people or simply fall into your dark side well this is the place. You can be judge jury and executioner allowing you to torture whomever you want when ever you want. But by now I can only assume you want to see the next level.
I think I like this place and will stay.
Really I thought you wanted to see everything but non the less have a fun eternity.
Oh please you really think I intend to stay here, next.
Urge fine. But please don't mess with me like that.
Ok I the future you have my word I will not mess with you like that.
Good now let's go.
Alex was surrounded by pillows, mattresses, tv's, iphones, video games and blankets.
Not like your friends basement level but this was on some shit that would put princess and the pea to shame with the quality and quantity of comfortable places.
Welcome to sloth. Said god hoping for it to be last last but knowing it would not.
This place look nice but...
Before he could finish god interrupted him saying. Yeah yeah I know you want to see them all any this one does not tickle your fancy but I saved the best for last.
Which is?
Envy announced god in a proud tone hoping to have found what alex wanted.
While god announced envy they were transported to envy but upon getting there alex was confused because it was simply a house.
Go inside and take a look god said warmly.
As Alex slowly walked inside he was greeted by a dog jumping on him. While a women in only an apron greeted him from the entrance to a kitchen. It just so happend that john recognized the women as his friends wife Zoe.
God what kind of trick is this why is Zoe here.
Well you were always envious of your best friend for stealing Zoe's heart while you only considered your wife settling for second place. You always wanted to be with Zoe any envied your best friend for getting her heart.
You are right god but unfortunately I want to see the next sin
Trust me no one ever picks the next sin you might as well save some time and pick from the ones I have previously shown you.