Shen Yijun couldn't find any trace of Lu Lingxiao and had called several times.
Lu Lingxiao didn't pick up.
Today, unable to bear it any longer, Shen Yijun sent Lu Lingxiao a WeChat message asking, "Have you evaporated from the face of the earth? Can't find you at the office or at home. If you haven't been taken to Myanmar to have your 'kidney' harvested, at least send me a message. And if you have been 'harvested', it's no big deal. If I ever come across your 'kidney' in the market one day, at least I can reminisce..."
Lu Lingxiao: "Buzz off."
Seeing that Lu Lingxiao had replied, Shen Yijun finally breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "What have you been up to lately? I've been looking for you several times, but you never show up."
Lu Lingxiao was busy helping Grandma Ye move beans and didn't have time to bother with him.
Shen Yijun: "Oh right, I have something to tell you. Do you remember that young model who went to the auction with us last time?"