Unfortunately, before Gu Shi Yi turned six, his birth mother ran away, rendering the agreement between the Gu and Qian Families null and void, which infuriated Gu Shi Yi's grandfather to the point of cursing his shameless and unfilial daughter at home!
The man thought for a moment and said,
"If that thing can truly rid Dalang and Erlang of their ferocity and stabilize their minds, I must figure out a way to obtain it!"
Overjoyed, the woman leaned into the man's embrace,
"Husband, you are truly wonderful. For Dalang and Erlang to have a father like you is indeed the fortune of their past lives' cultivation!"
Having said that, she initiated a kiss, which made the man's breathing hasten once more, and then it began again...
Li Yaner listened from below with a raised eyebrow,
"The Gu family has... Buddha's relic..."
Buddha's relic, Buddha's relic; as the name implies, that's a piece of Buddha's bones, and even someone who doesn't practice Great Cultivation like Li Yaner knows it's a treasure. Hence, when the Qian Family was marrying off their daughter, they demanded this Buddha's relic...
So, does Shiyi, this cousin of mine, want this Buddha's relic?
In the time that followed, Li Yaner didn't hear anything of significance but she did uncover something even more peculiar: this Eldest Young Master Sun, seems to be, well, rather quick, but frequent—five minutes the first time, and not even five minutes thereafter. And yet, despite this, he persisted tirelessly, time after time!
Setting aside the quality, his spirit... that is still admirable!
"This... seems somewhat abnormal, right?"
All of Li Yaner's knowledge on health and hygiene came from her original world, and having heard from Shiyi that people of this world were different from that one, maybe... it was possible... that their intimate durations were like this?
Like rabbits?
At last, when the two had finally fallen into an exhausted sleep, Li Yaner slipped quietly back to Gu Shi Yi's courtyard during the still silence of the night. Gu Shi Yi had not slept all night and was pacing back and forth in his room with hands behind his back; the door was slightly ajar. Seeing the Little Mud Child squeezing through the door crack, Gu Shi Yi sighed with relief and bent over to pick her up onto the table,
"Yanyan, you weren't discovered, were you?"
Li Yaner nodded with a beaming smile,
"I didn't meet anyone on the way here, nor did I trigger any Arrays, rest assured!"
Gu Shi Yi turned around to close the door and then sat at the table,
"How did it go, did you hear any important news?"
Li Yaner nodded repeatedly,
"Those two are truly not good people!"
She then recounted everything she saw and heard in Young Madam Sun's bedroom without omission. Gu Shi Yi alternated between widening his eyes, gasping, and frowning. Once Li Yaner was done, she looked at Gu Shi Yi, who was resting his chin on his hand and appeared lost in thought, and hurriedly asked,
"What do you think, did you figure anything out?"
Gu Shi Yi nodded and asked seriously,
"So... what exactly is the advantage of a half-demon body?"
Pfft...
Li Yaner wanted to spray water in her face, standing with hands on hips and angrily said,
"After all I've said, that's all you remember?"
Seeing his bestie's face twist in anger and fearing her clay face might crumble, Gu Shi Yi quickly responded earnestly,
"Hmm... there's a big problem with that Eldest Young Master Sun..."
"Huh?"
Li Yaner looked surprised,
"Shouldn't your cousin be a bigger issue, how could it be Eldest Young Master Sun who has a big problem? What's his problem?"
Gu Shi Yi seriously replied,
"He is kidney deficient, and also suffers from premature... you know!"
I...
Even Li Yaner, with her good temper, was incensed by her bestie's mind full of colorful thoughts, stormed over and gave Gu Shi Yi a kick to the elbow,
"Speak seriously!"
Is it your business or mine, can your mind focus on something serious for once!
Gu Shi Yi, looking wronged, rubbed his sore elbow and answered,
"I am speaking seriously..."
After a pause, he continued,
"The spiritual energy in our world is much more abundant than in yours, people live longer with fewer ailments, and even their physical constitutions are better. So... for that man... a man's performance... the indicators should be higher than in your world. Generally speaking, it should last at least an hour from start to finish... You're saying Eldest Young Master Sun only lasts a few minutes; that's... that's clearly premature... well, you know!"
Steam nearly shooting from her head, Li Yaner fumed,
"Why are you concerned with that, it's something your cousin should be worried about, not you! Shouldn't you be more concerned about the Buddha's relic, or at least about Youngest Miss Sun, your cousin's future daughter?"
Gu Shi Yi waved his hands again and again,
"No, Yanyan... something's not right... you said Eldest Young Master Sun not only has short stamina but also... frequent attempts, that's not normal... really not normal..."