And a top genius of the Alchemical Church, now the Alchemical Bishop Morgan, discovered this evil forbidden summoning array that disparaged human nature with its violent and salacious content, decided to critique it using the doctrines of alchemy, and modified it to suit the constitution of underage children, changing the magic foundation and replacing the three primary elements, cleaning up all the adult content.
He replaced the bright red blood with green, changed the Death Herald Banshee's wings to chicken wings from a children's meal, and switched the first menses of thirty underage virgins with the urine of thirty underage boys. Finally, after chanting the modified spell, he successfully summoned a pure and cute Lolita Angel from the abyss.
This was indeed an immense accomplishment.
It even required the urine of thirty underage boys.
Where was that collected from?
"These are stacked in Warehouse One, all from the works of our Bishop His Excellency Morgan's adolescence."
