It was a disc that aligned with the aesthetic tastes of spirit summoning liches, covered in thick flesh on the touching surface with slowly writhing tumors in its four corners that provided an extremely satisfying sensation to the touch. The face of the disc was a mixture of metal conductors and blood vessels, resembling the surface of all sorts of gaming machines put together.
Shiny gripped the protruding circle-shaped bone handle and swayed it a few times in the blood-and-flesh groove. "The touch isn't bad, quite flexible. But the bone for a handle is a bit too big; it's somewhat troublesome to move around."
Flexibility snatched the flesh and blood remote control away. "Be content, this is just an experimental product."
Indeed, all of this was merely an experiment by the Necromancer Figure Club.