The young child ran into the bar, dressed as a newspaper boy. He agilely hopped over the bar, crawled under the big man's crotch, and lifted the floorboard to go downstairs.
Eventually, he appeared in front of Durin Francis, opening up the newspaper of the new day and holding it up to his face.
Durin Francis looked at the newspaper's headline.
"The current head of the Kriegan Family confesses to the Prime Creator and announces that, six decades ago, the arrest and slaughter of the Northernists by the Sidney Union during the Unification of Kings were too harsh and merciless. Hereby, he is willing to sign an unconditional Pardon Order for all Northernists..." Reading this, Durin looked at the child, "Kid, this isn't a fake newspaper, is it?"