"Young man, how does it feel to be a father for the first time?"
Sitting in the hall, the gnome Big Toe looked at the half-elf who walked in with dark circles under his eyes and laughed.
"The kid's face is even more wrinkled than a dishrag, so ugly." The young half-elf dragged a chair over and sat down next to the gnome with a flop. "I've never been as tired as I am today, big brother."
As soon as he sat down, he opened his mouth and let out a huge yawn.
"I didn't sleep well when my first child was born either. There's more for you to deal with, so if you can't hold up, go take a nap in the rest room. I'll cover for you," said the gnome as he stood up. "Look at you, you could fall over with just a breeze. How about it, do you want a cup of coffee?"
"Thanks so much," said the half-elf, covering his mouth again.
