Unloved Evil Dragons are just too terrifying.
Imagine, if an Evil Dragon were to develop feelings for someone, an Evil Dragon who had never experienced love... communicating with their crush using phrases from romance readings...
They might end up breaking up as many times as they talk... or even worse, might be regarded by their crush as a Giant Dragon with a few screws loose in the head....
If the Evil Dragon ever starts dating while I'm still around him, I should try to stop him, preferably convince him... not to use the romance writings he authored as a love guide.
The monologues in there could be lethal to a girl's heart, not to mention they're just so awkward.
When I first saw those words the Evil Dragon wrote, I was so embarrassed that I couldn't even wag my dragon tail...
Should I secretly take out the manuscript that the Evil Dragon put in the mailbox?
If it gets rejected by the magazine publisher...
How embarrassing would that be for the Evil Dragon?
