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Chapter 3 - please, somebody kill me

[NASA'S Headquarters, 7:00 pm]

30 minutes after the devastating discovery, the whole team inside the Headquarters is still buzzling, finding the cause of the thousand rock visitor.

"Sir, according to the findings the rocks that will hit the earth is compose of unknown materials. We currently not have the data of this rocks so we can't trace exactly where they come from"

Come from the feminine voice beside the commander

"...."

[Hallway, Philippine arena, 7:00 pm ]

Many people can seen walking in the spacious hallway of the arena. Female, male, old and young in groups or individually, you can observe on their face the tinge of excitement.

"These fools, how in the world can they freely walk in this big ass hallway without the caring the money that they spend just to watch some girls dance in front of them?"

Jojo can't help... again to question their mental health. While still trying to cover his drenched groin area.

"Wait, let me stop at the nearest bathroom I need to wash my damn hands. It's sticky because of the damn drinks"

Jojo said

"What?!?!" The two girls said at the same time.

"What's with that reaction, do the two of you want me to watch in that fucking crowded area, seating with strangers while drenched in that lemonade? Do you want them to think that I smell 'maasim' (sour) GODDAMN"

(In the Philippines, calling "maasim" (sour)a person meant that the person smells bad as fuck, it also means that the person stink and not hygienic person)

"It's already 7:30 pm!!!! The show is gonna start anytime"

"I don't give a fuck, you two can go now, I just catch u-"

The two girls didn't wait to finish what he was saying, they just turn behind then run while shouting.

"Okk, just go to the svip area and find us or call u.."

The feminine voice fade away as they run away from him. Jojo look around

"Hysst, finally some inner peace... wait, it is really ok to left them alone, two young girls in the midst of many crowd?? Well I just need to quickly go and... What the fuck?!?!?! Really, are you just gonna go wild like that??" Jojo said while clenching his stomach.

Holding his stomach while finding the nearest bathroom, he keep cursing and cursing and cursing the damn fate.

"FUCKKKKKK, this fucking stomach of mine suddenly turn chaotic out of nowhere, is the gods playing on me?.. well if they exist, but fuck this situation, how can human build such a big ass building, it literary looks like an indoor city"

Philippine Arena is a multi-purpose indoor arena that can host large-scale events such as national sports, and concerts/performances. The arena has already become a landmark in the Philippines and famous in Korea thanks to the many K-pop artists who have performed there.

After experiencing one of the hardest minutes of his life he finally, found the way to the bathroom.

[Svip area, Philippine arena, 7:40 pm]

Different voice can be heard through out their sorrounding.

"Finally we reach the svip area, look the stage is just above us. Ackkk I can't wait, watching P&B perform in front of us or rather above us is like delusions. I feel like in a dream, a wonderful dream" Mary said to Julia that is standing beside her.

"Correct, Mary can you pinch my cheek, if this a dream I don't want to wake up again" Julia responded in ecstatic tone. Mary then casually pinched Mary's cheek without a second thoughts.

"Aww, that hurt!!" Julia protest

"You brought it upon yourself hehe, still that prove that this ain't a dream" Mary gaslighted the pouting girl beside him

"Still, that pinch was to personal" Julia said.

Mary didn't respond but just grin while looking to her. As the two of them is bickering, the time continues to flow, Mary feels strange, she feels that she forgot something special and annoying at the same time.

"Hmmm, nevermind."

[In one of the bathroom in 2nd floor, Philippine arena, 7:55 pm]

Inside the bathroom, many stall at the moment is occupied. One inside of that stall is a man with black hair and tan skin. His head is covered in sweat while his face is seems full of concentration.

"Fuck, this one is a huge one. Hmphhh!!" The man which is Jojo can't help to groan, then his bowel release a massive shit accompanied by a few stinking fart.

"What the hell man, are you holding that since ages? Flush that godamn shit, it fucking smell like fuck, do you think that you're just only here? Aren't you embarrassed, spreading your fucking stink?!?!?!"

The stall beside can't help but curse Jojo out loud.

"Yeah!!"

"That's right"

"Have a shame"

All of the stalls that are currently occupied shout in unison.

Jojo inside, with a red face or face of shame can't manage to respond, he just cover his face, really embarrassed and groan louder at the same time.

"Ugh dude what the fuck."

"Argh please somebody kill me"