Afternoon arrives, and a person was seen wiggling with his blankets on his room, Anon was moving frantically as if being assaulted by a nightmare. Whole of his body are sweating while his expression grimaced from time to time. Then he suddenly woke up with his burdensome shout.
'No!!!..I am done!!!'
With still sweats glistening his whole face skin, he was breathing heavily while looking at his surrounding, which made him heave a sigh later while the system just boots up with it's own words,
[SystemV2: what's wrong with you host, you act weird as usual, having a nightmare in a mid of the day]
While watching the system prompt, Anon just wipe out his face with his hands while responding,
'i think I just developed a severe PTSD'
[SystemV2: .....suddenly?...of what tho host?]
'I don't know maybe, the woman in this world'
[You shouldn't take everyone badly inside your opinion generally host]
But Anon just shrugged the system opinion away, while touching his lower region, he became excited,
'owh, my penis erection is gone!!!'
[Can you stop with that dirty jokes host?]
'this is not jokes you moron!!!, I will be embarrassed for people to see my woods standing every hour if this things doesn't get resolved!!!' Anon shouted over his heads,
But he grimaced a bit as his pants are overloaded and fully wet as he understands what just transpire,
'so much of a wet dream, but I couldn't even remember anything, well no need to worry as long as I don't became a lust beast' he say while getting up and changing his dirty wears in just a split second,
Then his eyes wanders off into his surrounding, seeing that the sun is already on the top, which signified an afternoon time, he just stretch up and tidy up his beds while pondering,
'today was quite hot, I wonder if they have AC like tools in this world'
[Probably No host, because people here prefer frequent bathing to cool themselves]
While Anon just nonchalantly replied
'maybe or maybe that's just an excuse because the author seems to forget to add it up'
[SystemV2:....]
After saying that he just continue to sit down crossed legs while he lost in his thoughts a bit, as he was contemplating a lot of things, from what will he do to proceed for future action, how he will tackle the first arc or how could he faced each women that have intersected with him until now, or even the future one, in which he needs a really working and efficient planning,
Then he decided to focus on things one by one, focusing on the most urgent and dangerous one at that,
'guess I'll start to plan for the first Arc, the Annual Grand Banquet but not just that as the MC birthday celebration also conducted on the same day',
'hmmm, I think I should prepare for a bit, althought not that dangerous, it could have made a significant impact if suddenly the Plot deviates'
Which prompt him to command the system,
'System Open my Status window...'
[SystemV2 : Initiating Status Screen]
[Name : Anon Arghaut Crimson ]
[Age : 22 y/o]
[Title : Crimson Nobleson ]
[Attributes :
Strength : 33
Defense : 50 (+ 500 if UBIB equipped)
Magic : 35
Intelligence : 23 ]
[Skills : Ultimate Bluffing Immortal Body Lvl 1 - UBIB]
[Artifact : None ]
[Innate Skill : Sweet Talk Lvl 1
Flame magic Lv1]
[Named characters Encountered : Marie Thorn, Adelia Mardoka Crimson, Lishia Jio Green, Alma Mardoka Crimson ]
Seeing that his status are still the same, Anon just ponders with his eyebrow srunched a bit while he just instruct the System into the second part,
'Hmmm, I think I needs a new upgrade, system open up UB store'
[SystemV2: Opening Ultimate Bluffing Store]
{BP accumulated :120 points}
*Below are the available things to be purchased by Host*
{First Page}
{Ultimate Bluffings Skills x 5 : 60 points per skills - "Description unlocked upon learning skill"}
{Ultimate Bluffing Artifact x 5 - 40points per Artifact - "May or may not help the host"}
{Ultimate Normal Item x 15 - 1 points per item - " Normal Item also could be useful sometimes"}
{Ultimate Bluffing Weapon x 5 - 45 points per weapon - "Inflict upon Host for better result"}
{Locked}
{Locked}
Seeing his accumulated points makes him happy a bit, as he would be much safer with the upgrade this time, which made him think soundly again,
'120 BP huh, that's quite a lot, anyway I think I needs to adds a bit skills first, lemme browse a bit'
[SystemV2 : Available Ultimate Bluffings Skills to be purchased, ]
- Ultimate Bluffings Immortal Body (acquired)
- Ultimate Bluffings Magic Power
- Ultimate Bluffings Swords Style
- Ultimate Bluffings Foresight
*Description unlocked upon learning skills*
Seeing available skills made him once again a bit confused on which skills to learn as he decided to buy other things for his safety later, and seconds later he just complained,
'it always after learning such skills that I will learned description, I feel like the system just wants to scam my points'
[It's the rule of life host, nothings comes free in this world especially with such privileged skills]
When this system says this he became more irritated and say,
'i buy this skills tho?' he redirected his gaze upon the system while continuing,
'Then I'll choose the - Ultimate Bluffings Magic Power'
[SystemV2 : Choice have been decided, immediate learning skill?]
'Yes just proceed to do it'
[SystemV2: Skill Ultimate Bluffings Power Magic have been learned successfully, -60BP]
[Description unlocked]
Then continue Anon just read the description slowly and steadily,
[Ultimate Bluffing Magic power - when user use these skill, the host magic power will be increased 100x times visually but the magic power damage remains with the original capacity that the user have,- Pro - Unlimited Magic power to increase visual that rivals of the pinnacle of an archmage, - Cons- Although the power visual is increased greatly, the damage still retains the original magic that the user have - skill CD : 1days]
Reading such description made Anon laughed as if he have been scammed really hard which made him laugh as if making jokes of himself,
'Hahaha, as expected of such system now I am one step closer to become an Isekai Clown's
[You should learn to became grateful host]
'yeah, yeah...thanks for the comfort and blessing' He said sarcastically but the system doesn't even have a conscience logical thinking as it just responds positively,
[That's more like it host]
Anon :...
'hmmm, maybe it will be useful later, I'll just think of a way to use it later' he thinks critically,
Now that he still have 60points more, he needs to spend it on a life saving artifact, if such think exist in the system which made him to order the system next,
'system show me the list for artifacts'
[SystemV2 : Available Ultimate Bluffings Artifact to be purchased, *May or May Not Help The Host*]
- Artifact Mask of Deception
- Artifact Voice Changing
- Artifact Pleasure Toy
- Artifact Hair Changing Colour
- Artifact Temporary House
*Description unlocked upon learning skills*
Seeing available artifact made him once again facepalm but not really feel hopeless, as he already makes up his minds,
'can this even called artifact, compared to my sisters artifact, this one just feels like a defect Artifacts'
[No worries host, all this is good] The system says while swinging on a full good vibe but the person just have a long sighed while uttering his next choice,
*Sigh...*
'Then Ill just choose the mask of Deception..'
SystemV2 : Choice have been decided, confirmed artifact purchased?]
'Yes just proceed to do it'
[SystemV2: Artifact Mask of deception successfully, -40BP]
[Description unlocked]
[Mask of Deception - when used the mask will help the user to mask any emotions and true feelings from others, even if the User is overly sad it can mask the user to be happy on the outside, CD : 10 Minutes]
Seeing this description made Anon shocked and feel a bit of deja vu,
'Damn this reminds of one of Alma's dangerous potion' he shivered a bit before continuing,
'Mask my true feelings?, isn't it just like a normal things to do, I could do better with just bluffing through' while the system just struck him down with a fact,
[Sure you are host but do you remember you always breaks up character once in a while when interacting with other characters?]
With that being said Anon cant refute anything as it just feels like the system said,
'hmmmm, that's is quite right'
'well let's go to next agenda, what should I do for the next 5 days because those two will surely came back soon' he continue to ponders,
While the system just give it's immediate suggestions,
'how about going to the library to learn more about yourselves and find yourself a temporary girlfriend?'
Hearing such suggestions made Anon eyes sparkled a bit while he nodded a bit which seems like his thoughts aligned well with the system this time,
'owh that's right, never thought that you could make a good suggestion once in a while'
[SystemV2:....]
'Then, the grand library it is' he have decided but he seems to face the next problem,
'how do I get there anywhere?, I don't even know any other places except inside this mansion' but as if the boss above hear his problem, he just heard a small and cute voice,
"Master, it's time for breakfast..."
Which made him get up quickly to fetch some breakfast and persuade his future temporary guide, Marie.
"Owh, I coming in a second..."
*Grin*