After 18 years, I can without a doubt say that this is one of the best moments of my life, I can eat as much as I want, no one can stop me, and I don't even have to pay, and for some reason, Gamer's Body seems to have removed a limit to how much I can eat, I am quite sure I have eaten enough food to fill a family of twelve, with their average weight being above the hundreds, thanks to all this food a nasty problem was removed.
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Malnourished Perk has been successfully removed
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After the notification, I finally felt full, so instead of wasting all the food, I stored all the remaining food in my inventory, I also used observe on the items to see their effect, the food restored my HP and sped up my SP regen, while the drinks Restored my MP, water having the weakest effect and only speeding up MP regen.
'Perfect. Now that this problem has been removed, what should I do? While inside here no one can hurt me and I can be left alone, should I even leave? This place is my domain'
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If you have been inside the Mirror Dungeon for more than 5 hours, severe status effects will start appearing if you don't return to your original dimension for at least 5 hours
Status effects can be resisted if you have enough vitality
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'That answers why I have to return to my world.' I thought while hurriedly heading for the nearest abandoned building and coming out of the ID.
The building has been abandoned for years, and aside from some druggy that liked to use the building to do their daily dose, or criminals on their last leg and trying to escape the worst situation, it was always empty, I had used it more than once as a place to sleep.
After coming out of the ID, I didn't move an inch, trying to hear, see, or smell if anyone had seen me or was near enough to see me coming out of the building, after 5 minutes I released a sigh of relief, at the same time a new skill was given to me as a reward for my actions, and a new quest.
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New Skill: Stealth Lv.1(You sneaky motherfucker, reduces sound made by your movements, Dex-Based skill)
Due to previous experience, Stealth has levelled up several times
Stealth Lv.1=>19
New Quest: One of Many
One of Many
Goal: Obtain 10 skills before the end of the day
Bonus Goal: Obtain 15 skills before the end of the day
Reward: 100 XP, 100$
Bonus Reward: Random Int-based Skill book, 200 XP
Failure Condition: Death
Failure Reward: Death
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My body immediately sprung into action, running for a place I was sure I could get some useful knowledge that might be identified as a skill, a library, while doing so I also started thinking about subjects I had studied while I was going to public school, before being kicked out.
I thought about all of the 50 states, recited the Fibonacci sequence to the highest number I could, and recited the three basic laws of Newton.
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New Skills:
Running Lv.1(RUN BITCH RUN, reduces stamina consumption while running and also improves speed, Dex-based)
Geography Lv.1(Chicago is in your ass, improves your ability to remember things related to it and to formulate thoughts related to the subject Int-based)
Mathematics Lv.1(2+2=fish, improves your ability to remember things related to it and to formulate thoughts related to the subject Int-based)
Physics Lv.1(How to make a nuke? Nah this time it's how to make a Supernova, improves your ability to remember things related to it and to formulate thoughts related to the subject, int-based)
Due to previous experience: Running Lv.1=>11, Geogrpahy Lv.1=>27, Mathematics Lv.1=>33, Physics Lv.1=>29
+1 Dex, +1 End, +2 Int
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'4 out, another 11 more to go.'
I finally reached the public library, Wayne Industries had built this library after the previous one had been destroyed by the Joker, so this one was made to be as sturdy as those rich people's houses and filled to the brink with books that I enjoyed reading while I wasn't working.
I headed inside, said hi to the librarian who already knew me, always make the librarian your friend, and was surprised to see that some books were glowing.
'The fuck?'
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You have discovered the Skill learning function of the Gamer's powers.
By reading a book where a certain subject is explained you will gain that subject, the speed with which you will learn the skill by reading is based on your Per and Int, if you learn the skill without finishing the book you can use the rest of the book to level the skill
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My eyes glowed seeing the message, so I immediately took the books that glowed, making sure to evade the bigger books for now, since they would take too much time to read, continuously spamming Observe on any book that my eyes fell on.
And so I read and read, and read, till the sun was starting to disappear, my body muscles ached, and my eyes hurt because of how long they had stayed open, but I continued devouring those books, absorbing every word, completely ignoring the notification trying to disturb me.
After who knows how long, the librarian had to take me out of my trance, telling me I had to get out because the library was closing, I answered by simply nodding and heading outside, my eyes now glued to the notifications I had ignored till now.
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New Skills:
Focus Lv.1=>4(You are playing an R6S ranked; Improves your ability to mute the rest of the world to focus on a singular task thus boosting your comprehension, Per-based)
Speed Reading Lv.1=>11(You are faster than people reading Doujinshi; Improves your information absorption ability while reading books, Per-based)
+1 Per
Biology Lv.1=>28 (Previous Exp +2 Lv up)(Dickhead, improves your ability to remember things related to it and to formulate thoughts related to the subject, Int-based)
History Lv.1=>22(Previous Exp +3 Lv up)(Roman Empire, do I need to say more? Improves your ability to remember things related to it and to formulate thoughts related to the subject, Int-based)
+1 Int
Chess Lv.1=>5 (I can make a swastika using the horse, Improves critical thinking while playing chess, Wis-Based)
+1 Wis
Chemistry Lv.1=>27(Previous Exp+2 Lv up)(Time to make some blue sky, Improves your ability to remember things related to it and to formulate thoughts related to the subject, Int-base)
+1 Int
Profiling Lv.1=>6(You are a Criminal Minds fan? Improves your ability to predict how certain people will move or plan their actions based on their psychology and behaviour, Per-Based)
+1 Per
Lockpicking Lv.1=>14(you got the idea)(This ain't Skyrim so times don't stop, improves your ability to pick locks, Dex-based)
+1 Dex
Savoir-faire Lv.1=>2(You are one smooth fucker, improves your ability to do your supposed thing just at the right moment to not make you look out of place, Cha-based)
Tracking Lv.1=>3(I can smell you, improves your ability to discover and follow tracks, Per-based)
PickPocketing Lv.1=>16(This ain't Skyrim time doesn't stop here, improves your ability to steal from other people pocket's without being discovered, Dex-based)
One of Many Quest has Been completed
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'Damn, that was an huge ass text.'